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El Presidente, I am also concerned about Zippy's flirtations. One expects these problems though as a Girl About Paddock! I do of course have a fair idea as to his true identity...so if he saves me a coffee and some biscuits I may even stop by and say hello between races tomorrow.
Girl About Paddock <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Saturday, June 30, 2001 at 05:14:57 (PDT)

Lady PP, will you be joining us here at Donnington? If so what time do I send the Jag to collect you from the airport? "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
Arbelist <ILoveAmandaStretton@ch4.co.uk>
Oppisite HTML, just next to B&Q hostility, Donnington Park. - Saturday, June 30, 2001 at 03:52:08 (PDT)

Arbelist, just to cause you great confusion, I have spoken to Lager and indeed, he does know me. Curiouser and curiouser, said Alice
Lady Penelope Pitstop <Sipping.Pimms@Wimbledon>
Centre Court - Friday, June 29, 2001 at 10:17:06 (PDT)

Lady P, make yourself known this weekend, and I will arange for his greatness himself (Larger) to autograph your stocking tops. And I might buy you a beer.
Arbelist <arblist@virgin.net>
Oppisite HTML, just next to B&Q hostility, Donnington Park. - Friday, June 29, 2001 at 07:26:11 (PDT)

2 British Grand Prix Tickets for Sale I am an f1600 driver in Canada, and I am unable to make the Grand Prix so unfortunately I have to sell my Reserved Grand Stand tickets. I have them listed on www.ebay.com item number 1250046969. All reserve grand stand tickets are tickets are sold out Regards Blair Day
Blair Day <bday@eastLink.ca>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, June 29, 2001 at 05:01:43 (PDT)

Good! I thought I would be banned from this website! Nice to know I can still post a message here! Anyhow, GAP, there is no disgrace about going to Lydden Hill. It is a top circuit and I love it. Went to many a meeting there in my youth and love it! I am concerned about Zippy's flirtations with you. I am a) concerned about his true identity and b) conerned about his approach. If Zippy would like advice, contact me. The sight of LPP in a flared mini-skirt could be enough to send Arbelist into a frenzy. Just remember, if you see me at a TOCA meeting soon, then "you ain't seen me, right..."
El Presedente <outsidecourtnumberone>
Lined up in front of the firing squad - Friday, June 29, 2001 at 04:32:26 (PDT)

Zippy: nice try but no chance. Lydden??? El Presidente, what did you do to deserve that? ;-)
Girl About Paddock <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, June 28, 2001 at 01:18:01 (PDT)

I want to know what happens at all these TOCA meetings? What am I missing? Zippy, tell all. By the way, I am going to Lydden this weekend...anyone fancy it? Doris does a wicked bacon sandwich...?
El Presedente <matt.james@haynet.com>
under the milky twightlight - Wednesday, June 27, 2001 at 17:59:38 (PDT)

Will only be at Donington if Lager promises to wear his lurex all-in-one ... I want to see if the rumours are true (Emm, please don't beat me, I bruise easily!)
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
Looking in awe at Lager's spandex ... - Wednesday, June 27, 2001 at 17:56:47 (PDT)

Arbelist, look out for my diamond studded stocking tops this time, EP, will be wearing flared mini (hoping for non-windy day!), btw, I'm not a grid girl so please treat me with some respect (and my peanuts too!). Incidentally, what's the prize for making myself known? What ARE these rumours about GAP and ZM? Yours in confusion, Lady P
Lady Penelope Pitstop <Breakfast@Tiffany's.com>
Garden Party at Buck House - Wednesday, June 27, 2001 at 17:54:08 (PDT)

only if it be by the stroke of your fair hand, doth kind lady
Zippy Monkeybuns
- Wednesday, June 27, 2001 at 08:00:19 (PDT)

Have you considered counselling?
Girl About Paddock <somebody@somewhere.com>
Looking for as much clothing as possible for Donington - Wednesday, June 27, 2001 at 07:30:33 (PDT)

what's the big deal. i can't help it if i like clutch slip, that's all.
Zippy Monkeybuns
thinking about me dream about g-a-p - Wednesday, June 27, 2001 at 05:33:01 (PDT)

From what I have heard, it would be more appropriate for Zippy to wear a skirt, given his confusion about his sexuality. Beside, it is not better to have less on display and leave the rest up to the imagination. If everything is on view, it is a bit like hearing the punchline before you've heard the joke, surely? Not that I am saying I am not a fan of the female form, it is just that I don't like slappers!
El Presedente <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, June 27, 2001 at 04:09:16 (PDT)

In your dreams Zippy.
Girl About Paddock <somebody@somewhere.com>
A much higher state of perfection - Wednesday, June 27, 2001 at 01:53:36 (PDT)

So the wince of darkness has bolloxed off. good. i'll be at donny. ps i hope it stays hot so em, larger, g-a-p and lady p all wear their short skirts. in that case, a mild breeze would be nice too.
Zippy Monkeybuns
Adele Stephens' heart - Tuesday, June 26, 2001 at 15:41:49 (PDT)

Hands up all those people who are going to donnington park this weekend. Lady P and G about P, make yourself known if you are about. Larger, please send congrats to Bid, (although a little late).
Arbelist <fl@eric@levis.com>
Listening to maddona, "Like a virgin...." - Tuesday, June 26, 2001 at 11:31:11 (PDT)

Transvestites? What sort of vans do they drive? Trannys? What sort of radios do they listen to? Trannys? What sort of photographs do they use? Trannys?
El Presedente <smiling@nothing>
Under the moon of love - Monday, June 25, 2001 at 06:24:41 (PDT)

Blimey, El Presidente, you don't know many transvestites then ... they'd soon set you straight (if you get my meaning!)
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
Peeking out from under my desk - Friday, June 22, 2001 at 11:58:02 (PDT)

My, this place moves on a pace. I just wanted to say, Happy Birthday to Bid. She's 70 today, you know. Happy Birthday Bid.
Lager <Th@chedCottge>
Ai - Friday, June 22, 2001 at 03:59:45 (PDT)

I can inform you all not to worry - AS is a real softie at heart. Any bloke that pretends to be a woman can't be that hard, can they? (Whoops, I've let the pussy out of the proverbial sack, there, haven't I?)
El Presedente <sitting@home.on.a.day.off>
Throwing salt over my left shoulder... - Friday, June 22, 2001 at 03:22:00 (PDT)

I have no comment ... I'm too frightened of upsetting AS as well! Lady P, do you have a spare seat at Cowdray for the final on the 22nd? Love to join you if you have ...
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
Hiding in terror under my desk - Friday, June 22, 2001 at 01:25:07 (PDT)

Great Scott! Remind me not to annoy Anna Shacklady. What a fearsome individual. Fair makes me quiver in my Dunlops!
Lady Penelope Pitstop <Sipping.Champagne@Cowdray.Park>
Defending in the third chukka - Friday, June 22, 2001 at 01:17:36 (PDT)

Shame on you, Prince of Darkness. Everybody: whoever this cretin is they are trying to deliberately mislead you all into believing they are the person in the attached email address. This not true and I ask the POD to have the guts to at least give us a hint of their true identity. Your behaviour consititutes knowingly telling a lie and goes against every rule in this webshite's book - the pact openly acknowledged by all, ie, while using nom de plumes, at least not attempting to fool others into false identities. You are scum and have no right to be part of this truly wonderous banter. Now piss off.
Anna Shacklady <H@tsoff.com>
Off for a dump - Thursday, June 21, 2001 at 06:11:22 (PDT)

On behalf of Rick Pearson, I guarentee the answer is NO, in fact I get the impression Girl About Paddock will dispatch you all a missive in the very near future to confirm this... Talking of whom, I get the impression Anna has a soft spot for GAP... clearly the feeling isn't mutual! Lager, doesn't it concern you that this guestbook appears to be held hostage by loonies?
PrinceOfDarkness <carl@grovewoodpr.com>
Running away as fast as possible - Thursday, June 21, 2001 at 03:25:57 (PDT)

Girl About Paddock - Anna has put me up to absolutely nothing, I can assure you. As for her long lens, well, it is not the size of the lens but how much you can zoom, so I've been told
El Presedente <matt.james@haynet.com>
Under the moon of love - Thursday, June 21, 2001 at 03:21:46 (PDT)

I too had Anna down as media officer for some junior championship or other. Strange that isn't it? El presidente you are a traitor- if Anna has put you up to this, shame on you for giving in to him/her just so she'll capture ur good side on that long lens camera...
Girl About Paddock <somebody@somewhere.com>
- Thursday, June 21, 2001 at 02:41:03 (PDT)

So this is now a smut-free zone ... hope we don't get any chimney-sweeps who want to post ... oh, sorry, you didn't mean that kind of smut? See, I'm on a higher plain with a clean mind (stop laughing, El Presidente, the concept is not that funny!)
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
Wishing I was somewhere else instead - Thursday, June 21, 2001 at 02:36:36 (PDT)

Anna, I would once again like to register my disappointment at your posting. You are lowering the tone, as Lager says. I promised Girl About Paddock that I would have a word with you about your strangeness. Well, I shall have a go at you in public instead. SHUT UP and, with no innuendo intented, come clean. Who are you, you foxy chick? You really need to concentrate your mind on the sport and not the smut. I would have to think of you in charge of one of the leading junior national racing championships - it is a jolly good job you are not, eh? Anyway it is good to see Jules and lager have posted and I've just got one thing else to say - do you think Rick Pearson would sleep with me?
El Presedente <matt.james@haynet.com>
Reeling in shock - Thursday, June 21, 2001 at 02:15:17 (PDT)

El Presidente, did I not tell you it was past time to have that man 2 man chat with him/her? I worry, I really do...
Girl About Paddock <somebody@somewhere.com>
A higher state of perfection - Tuesday, June 19, 2001 at 09:33:10 (PDT)

clown's pocket; small man in a boat; blaggy wart; greyhound; welly top; double bass; etch-a-sketch.
Anna Shacklady <bellyspl@>
on a rooftop opposite mj's home with a long lens - Tuesday, June 19, 2001 at 08:13:02 (PDT)

You see? You are incapable of sticking to the debating we used to enjoy. "Off Hand" is just another classic example. On and on it goes.
Lager Lager Lager <K@>
Big up the South London Massive - Tuesday, June 19, 2001 at 06:49:21 (PDT)

i must appologize for my off hand comments,i feel most foolish and immature.please accept my most sincere appologies.i look forward to seeing you soon.
Anna Shacklady <poweroftheswordandallth@>
Wishing Matt James was among my going-in shots - Tuesday, June 19, 2001 at 06:39:21 (PDT)

Absolutely not, on all counts. Honestly, the standard of these postings is becoming more and more mucky. Innuendo after smutty innuendo. How I long for the good old days when we had healthy debate and discussion in here on matters motor sport, and rarely was there a double entendre. Now the box question. Let me recall.........
Lager <K@>
Here, there, everywhere......... - Tuesday, June 19, 2001 at 05:37:50 (PDT)

Lager. Please could you inform us of the tightest box you've ever crammed yourself into and did you ever let yourself relax and let someone else have a go on your microphone. Thank you.
Anna Shacklady <iloveM@t.james>
lookin through me going-in shots from boots - Tuesday, June 19, 2001 at 04:12:17 (PDT)

Lager in spandex and El Presidente tied up? Wow, maybe they should get together for that one! Can I sell the tickets? ... and where does Lady P buy diamond-studded stockings from? I'm completely baffled ...
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
At home with nothing better to do - Monday, June 18, 2001 at 12:22:11 (PDT)

Gratified that the family auto came third over the weekend. Jolly well done! I was quite hoping to see Mr Hyde sporting his famous spandex but failed to spy him. Arbelist, I waved my stockings at you but you failed to notice which surprised me as I thought you'd be blinded by the diamond studded tops. Probably would have worked better if the sun had been shining. By the way, was that a Freudian slip by El Presidente and was he really tied??Anyway, off to Buck House for supper with Lizzie now so tally ho!
Lady Penelope Pitstop <Dining@the.Ritz>
Plink, plink, fizzing with the gels - Monday, June 18, 2001 at 08:23:13 (PDT)

rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain cars cars cars cars cars cars Joons Joons Joons Joons Joons broken motor broken motor broken motor broken motor Audi Audi Audi Audi Audi......tired, very tied
el presedente <tired@theend of it all>
Leaving La Sarthe - Sunday, June 17, 2001 at 19:41:27 (PDT)

Still maintaining the fever, been awake for 35 hours now. The goodyear blimp looks more and more like Jordan as the hours go by... Lady Penelope, which track are you sitting by? if its this one make yourself known! El Presedente, I leave P7 Monday lunchtime, drop by for coffee before you leave. Larger, I did laugh when you played like a virgin for the AA.com grid girls, or was that Emm?
Arbelist <perving@thepanosgirls@lemans.fr>
paddock 7, next to the tyre fitters and the big gen set - Sunday, June 17, 2001 at 06:04:07 (PDT)

Looking forward to the next updated from Le Mans, it's so nice to know that our chaps are in the front line!
Lady Penelope Pitstop <Sitting@the.track>
Fallen in the pool after too many cocktails - Sunday, June 17, 2001 at 05:44:01 (PDT)

El Presedente and Arbelist sitting togather, hiding from the rain, waiting for the race to start but still maintaining the fever! Much better than Mondello, although the Guiness isn't as good. Who is Lady Penelope, and which track are you sitting at. If it is sunny, it is definitely not Le Mans! And Fenton, well, I could furnish you with AH's mobile if you care to get in touch. All the best, more updates later. Arbelist and El Presedente
Arbelist <perving@MGwenches@Le.Mans>
paddock 7, next to the tyre fitters and the big gen set - Saturday, June 16, 2001 at 03:06:05 (PDT)

Felt compelled to leave a few lines to say what a jolly spiffing site! Great fun, interesting and informative too. Keep it up! What ho!
Lady Penelope Pitstop <Sitting@the.track>
Sipping cocktails by the pool ... - Friday, June 15, 2001 at 07:59:50 (PDT)

Hi. fenton here from nederlands. a friend of mine told me to check out alan's website and i'm pretty excited about all the talk that goes on. there's even an update from le mans! keep it going. great fun. xxx is there any more pictures of alan from 2001 so far?
Fenton
- Friday, June 15, 2001 at 07:21:17 (PDT)

El Presidente, yeah, sadly that's probably one of the nicest things Zippy has ever said to me. Sorry to read that all this excitement is getting the better of you. Hope you feel better soon...
Girl About Paddock <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, June 15, 2001 at 07:11:04 (PDT)

Zippy/Anna, comparing GAP to a plate of cockles and muscles? And she thinks that's good? Water baloons on legs? I need to lay down...
El Presedente <BlindedbytheSun>
At Terte Rouge - Friday, June 15, 2001 at 06:28:18 (PDT)

Thanks Zippy, very nice of you to say so. It's a sad day though when a girl is upstaged by two water balloons on legs...
Girl About Paddock <somebody@somewhere.com>
Working - Friday, June 15, 2001 at 05:31:46 (PDT)

Joons, still fifth in class after second qualifying. Car has improved and he did a 45 minute stint in the evening, but all the quick times were set on the day before. Still managed to pick up three seconds though, so he is quite pleased. I am off to Le Mans tonite and I am staying with Joons, so I will be able to give you a more accurate de-brief later Good to see Jules back, me thinking I was in the back books and all that. Ne'er mind. Anyhow, I have decided who we could pick on - Zippy/Anna. He is the only one who didn't come clean when we were asked to tell all about who we are. Even Rebecca did. I think we should give him a couple of days and then, if he/she has owned up, debrief themin public too!. I would be interested in your views.
El Presedente <excited@theprospect>
Just past the Dunlop Bridge, on the left hand side. Quite near the funfair but definitely NOT near the 30F-a-time strip bars strip bars - Friday, June 15, 2001 at 05:30:38 (PDT)

Well, what busy people you have all been while I've been offline! El Presidente? I'm not calling you Sir ... may call you Cur instead though! Biker and overall nice bloke, huh? I've had a few descriptions in my time but that's an original one, I'll give you that. I can support Jamesling's protestations that he's not a batty bloke ... he's certainly never given me reason to think he is, anyway, and so what if he wants to frequent gay bars ... isn't this a free country? Leave the poor guy alone and let's pick on someone who deserves it. Any nominations? (Now going to duck to avoid muck-slinging!)
Jules Wah <f@bird.com>
Wish my new job had started already ... - Friday, June 15, 2001 at 03:11:12 (PDT)

El prisdenteay. i have to stick up for anna here and say that jordan is lovely. better even than girl about paddock who is in herself quite a dish of cockles and muscles.
Zippy Monkeybuns <m@tedgroinhair>
off to pick up me going in shots from boots - Thursday, June 14, 2001 at 08:31:11 (PDT)

Ian McKellar Junior, sports car driver of this parish, was 33rd quickest after the opening day's practice at Le Mans. He is fifth in class, but 6 seconds down on the Franz Konrad Saleen. I had a text message from Junior last night inbetween the practice sessions which read: "This place is awesome mate. I can't wait for the race. I have been bitten by the bug." Nice to know drivers get as much fever as us spectators too, isn't it!.
El Presedente <laughing@nothing>
Wrapped up in pattriotic fever - Thursday, June 14, 2001 at 02:54:01 (PDT)

El Presedente, pop round for coffee any time you like this week, the serving wenches are very good. Bring your poulet with you.
Arblest <onthetribuneroof@lemans.com>
paddock 7, next to the tyre fitters and the big gen set - Wednesday, June 13, 2001 at 11:00:46 (PDT)

I will be posting regular updates from Le Mans. FEVER! It is my 17th visit to La Sarthe and I have to admit to having the horn (sorry if that offends people)
El Presedente <In the tribune>
In the village, buying a poulet - Wednesday, June 13, 2001 at 06:40:01 (PDT)

El Presidente: really. RZ helped me out with some info for an article once, nice guy.
Girl About Paddock <somebody@somewhere.com>
Centre Court - Wednesday, June 13, 2001 at 05:42:02 (PDT)

Anna, I am shocked by your confession. Not only does it show that you have a very limited taste when it comes to females, it also means you are a lesbian. Not that I have got anything against lesbians, you understand (I've got nothing against them because normally they won't allow it). You startling admission that you are "playing for the other team" comes as no surprise. I have often thought there was something dodgy about your outlook on life. As for Jordan and the Goodyear blimp, I am concerned. As a make who has cultivated his own breasts, I think the woman should be left to her own devices. If she wants big boobs, I don't think we should make an issue out of it. Girl About Paddock...Ricardo Zonta? Really? Myself, I prefer the Mark Webber-tye or even Ian McKellar Junior. Not that I am a homosexual, you understand. Finally, a question. Kayleigh, is it too late to say I'm sorry?
El Presedente <matt.james@haynet.com>
Under the milky twilight - Wednesday, June 13, 2001 at 04:48:15 (PDT)

Are the blimp and Jordan connected by a tenuous link?
K@ <F@BoySlimDoesMakeExceedinglyGoodTunes>
Not in the sunshine at Le Mans - Wednesday, June 13, 2001 at 03:17:41 (PDT)

I heard a roumour that Jordan is going to be at Le Mans this weekend, what joy. On a totally different subject, the goodyear blimp flew in last night.
Arbelist <sittinginthesunshine@LeMans>
Sitting in my truck, paddock 7, somewhere near Arnage. - Tuesday, June 12, 2001 at 23:22:30 (PDT)

Anna, I saw a piccy of Jordan in today's paper. She was out with some 4th division (er, is there a 4th division?) footballer. Strangely enough, he looked nothing like you... The other Jordan however gets my vote any day just for bringing Ricardo Zonta back to GP Racing (and my TV screen).
Girl About Paddock <somebody@somewhere.com>
Thinking of an excuse to go to F1 testing... - Tuesday, June 12, 2001 at 08:41:34 (PDT)

What....Eddie Jordan? And "prenuptolic" is an impressive word - you must be some kind of author or journalist, or really smart person or something.
K@ <I wish i could think of something amusing@this time in the morning>
Here - Tuesday, June 12, 2001 at 04:43:42 (PDT)

Jamesling, I have a confession. I love Jordan and she maketh my mind thinketh prenuptolic thoughts. I mean, really disgraceful things. Like a dirty animal. Please advise ...
Anna Shacklady <lancia.str@i.have.taken.over.com>
out with jordan - Monday, June 11, 2001 at 15:30:15 (PDT)

Alan check out my website www.motorsport4everyone.moonfruit.com and e-mail me to tell me what u think
pb btcc <philipbettany@hotmail.com>
- Thursday, June 07, 2001 at 12:17:59 (PDT)

Alan check out my website www.motorsport4everyone.moonfruit.com and e-mail me to tell me what u think
pb btcc <philipbettany@hotmail.com>
- Thursday, June 07, 2001 at 12:17:16 (PDT)

So Jamseling, now you've been nominated for the ahem, admirable post of El Presidente, any interesting policies in the pipeline? Anna would make a good lady-in-waiting don't cha think?...
Girl About Paddock <somebody@somewhere.com>
Sitting here wondering if Anna's naughty french pl@ts are obscuring her/his grip on reality... - Thursday, June 07, 2001 at 06:42:37 (PDT)

love the site, lager, and the free advertising for the pub...! See you soon. Pete
pete brash <pete@pbrash.freeserve.co.uk>
hooden off the stage. Tumbridge Wells. - Thursday, June 07, 2001 at 02:51:26 (PDT)

T'rif reading, Jamesling. I call on all of you to vote this man in right now as El Presidente.
Anna Shacklady <naughtyfrenchpl@ts>
wiping the blood of the walls - Wednesday, June 06, 2001 at 09:26:03 (PDT)

Before the bloke that likes to be known as Anna (worrying that) does the honours, Girl About Paddock = Rebecca, (Rick Pearson's press officer + 10 Tenths person).
Girl About Paddock <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, June 06, 2001 at 04:31:49 (PDT)

OK, ok, I will start. Jamseling = Matt James, National Racing Editor, Motorsport News. David Bardwell-Dix = Steve Waters, Ferrari fan, motor racing enthusiast and top-class antiques auctioneer. Jules Wah = colleague of Steve's, ''biker and overall nice bloke (except she's a bird). There, now some of us have come clean, I feel it is about time Alan Hyde did the same. How many Sue Denims have you used you little tinker.....?
Jamseling <sitting@mydesk>
Running out of petrol on the M40 and being rescued by Simon North - Wednesday, June 06, 2001 at 02:39:56 (PDT)

Could I just leap in here? I'm about to make up a rule. Why? Because I can. I want true and real identities to be revealeved immediately. I cannot take the suspense anymore. Please mail me! Please!
Alan Hyde <S@@mydesk>
Kent - Tuesday, June 05, 2001 at 04:49:13 (PDT)

Dear Anna, your post is indeed on top of mine so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you were not making any dodgy insinuations...this time.
Girl About Paddock <somebody@somewhere.com>
Here - Tuesday, June 05, 2001 at 03:54:41 (PDT)

Indeed, happy birthday, Jamesling. From one and all, I am sure. It has been a privilege to have known you these years past and how I wish I could have been with you for a right old gay time in Brighton. I see no problem with the word gay. Fred Astaire and Jean Simmons - even Garbo - used to say this regularly in old black and white films, meaning that they were and desired to be happy, as in "I want to be gay" or "it is going to be such a gay evening". Jamesling, you have no worries and are a true friend.
Anna Shacklady <naughtyfrenchpl@ts>
On top of you girl about paddock - Tuesday, June 05, 2001 at 03:22:13 (PDT)

Happy Belated B-Day Jamseling! How many over 21 are you admitting to?
Girl About Paddock <somebody@somewhere.com>
Here & There - Tuesday, June 05, 2001 at 00:13:24 (PDT)

I thought worms were cold-blooded creatures?
Big Scary Anorak <got.the.big.anorak.out@home.co.uk>
In the study, with the lead piping... - Monday, June 04, 2001 at 15:11:13 (PDT)

I feel I must apologise for my earlier post, which some view as lowering the tone of this conversation. I would like to state here and now, in public that i was wrong to post such a remark. I am very sorry to Al, both the lings (Emm and James), and anyone else who I may have misled. They may not have been peanuts, probably tic-tacs. BTW Freud thought that the worm was a phalic symbol. A slip maybee??
Arbelist <heart@tinman.net>
Somewhere over the rainbow - Monday, June 04, 2001 at 15:05:23 (PDT)

Yea, and I did mean "worm blooded" too!
Jamseling <matt.james@haynet.com>
In a darkened room - Monday, June 04, 2001 at 08:30:29 (PDT)

I do not protesteth too much! I simply wanted to make the situation clear to all and sundry. I am a normal, worm-blooded male who is interested in the opposite sex (it is just a shame the situation isn't vice-versa). I admit, my bed has seen about as much recent action as an episode of Songs of Priase, but that has not swayed me from the ways of the skirt (and I am excluding kilts in this instance). I have fantasies about normal stuff - Andrea Corr, Cat Deeley, Rolf Harris - as I am sure every health young man does. I am wondering why these matters get called into question so often by others. I believe it is because I am so confident with my own sexuality that I can spend my birthday with three gay men in the gay pubs of Brighton. Maybe those who are sniggering and laughing behind my back are doing so because they know that they wouldn't be able to control their own homosexual feelings in such an environment. Thinking about it, I don't feel like a victim at all - maybe the boot is on the other foot, so to speak. Food for thought. ,me thinks. If anybody has any views on the above subject, don't hide your light under a bushell....
Jamesling <Perving@nakedbirds>
In a lapdancing bar, having a great time - Monday, June 04, 2001 at 08:28:44 (PDT)

Enter your comments here...
Jamesling <Birds@titsandarse.girls>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, June 04, 2001 at 08:19:20 (PDT)

Quote: "Onthepier@Brighton" Quote: "I AM NOT A BATTY BOY" I may not be Inspector Morse, but mehtinks the lad doth protest too much...
No Way <toorisky@anonomous.com>
Who's asking? - Monday, June 04, 2001 at 06:59:33 (PDT)

I would like to make a further clarification. I AM NOT A BATTY BOY. Thankyou for your attention.
Jamseling <Onthepier@Brighton>
Sitting in the morning sun - Monday, June 04, 2001 at 06:07:39 (PDT)

Thanks for the clarification, Jamesling - up till this point, I had absolutely no idea what they were going on about. I was looking for a packet of Planters. And hey everybody - it was Jamesling's birthday yesterday! Yahoo - Happy Birthday, J-Ling, old chap. He celebrated by reconstructing random scenes from Quadrophenia...
K@ <R@-@-@-@>
Right here, right now - Monday, June 04, 2001 at 05:26:03 (PDT)

I would like to register my disappointment at the tone of the conversation here. OK, we know the grid girls are reasonably good looking (as long as you don't go too close, that is.) But to discuss pointy-out nipples in such detail on a public forum like this (which is open to children such as myself) is highly unacceptable. Could we please refrain from making such comments in future. Hope everyone's well and dandy. Yours in Lager. Jamseling.
JAMESLING <slumping@thebar>
In a darkened room sorting out Adrian Newey's contract - Monday, June 04, 2001 at 03:18:06 (PDT)

Yup. accidentally bumped into one in paddock (anyone seen The Wanderers) and i have to say I wouldn't mind helping guide her small man in a boat down the rapids.
Anna Shacklady <Th@tcher>
Last five seconds to vinegar strokes - Sunday, June 03, 2001 at 14:36:48 (PDT)

Did anyone see the peanut smugglers on the grid for the night race? I for one have been thinking long and hard about it.
Arbelist <perving@gridgirls@silverstone.org>
looking at pictures where the light is better.... - Sunday, June 03, 2001 at 13:53:37 (PDT)

Hello excellent website Iam the Pb btcc from the Tourforum
Pb btcc <philipbettany@hotmial.com>
near Donington park - Thursday, May 31, 2001 at 13:00:57 (PDT)

Enter your comments here...
Somebody Someone <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, May 31, 2001 at 07:24:55 (PDT)

Jamseling - thanks for the explanation. Anna: We all know who you are too. Not really earth shattering is it? As for getting close enough- I have to give you marks for perserverance. Didn't think you were still talking to me anyway, but I'm glad to see you've stopped sulking.
Girl About Paddock <somebody@somewhere.com>
Home - Thursday, May 31, 2001 at 07:17:19 (PDT)

Girl about paddock. We all know who you are now. And if you really want to know what a Hooden is, then I'll be happy to show you should you allow me to get close enough, ie a 'Hood on'. Jamesling? I think Big Colin would like to lick you.
Anna Shacklady <Mybindiarsefeelslikethebackendoftheb@mobile>
Juss back from von Zilberstein - Thursday, May 31, 2001 at 07:07:38 (PDT)

Nice try, Jamesling, nice try. However, I fear true identities may be slightly more tricky to ascertain than simply asking...
K@ <The-K@-S@-On-The-M@wah>
My 'ouse - Thursday, May 31, 2001 at 07:01:59 (PDT)

Dearest Girl About Paddock, The Hooden off the Stage is a public house in Tunbridge Wells, Kent, where weekly meetings take place between Bardwell-Dix, Jamseling, Alan Hyde, Em Ling and Nixster. Jolly good fun it is too. You should explore for yourself
Jamseling <Sitting@mydesk>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, May 31, 2001 at 07:00:38 (PDT)

Jamseling, what's a Hooden? Zippy seems to have disappeared now that Anna has arrived, running scared perhaps? Or is there a more sinister explanation (i.e multiple personalities? Surely not. The question you have to ask yourself Jamseling, is any ocassion complete without a Girl About Paddock?
Girl About Paddock <Girl About Paddock>
Sitting in the sun - Thursday, May 31, 2001 at 05:59:05 (PDT)

Hello all! Well, what a wonderful weekend of PowerTour-ing I had. Lovely cars, lovely weather and some sheep were there too. I would like to register my concern about the Anna/Girl about Paddock/Zippy interface which appears to be materialising. I feel I need more information about who these people are before I allow them to have fun in the Hooden. There is a serious vetting process before anyone is allowed to enter. Alan, Emma, Bardwell-Dix, Ian McKellar Junior, Bobby Verdon-Roe, Charlie Butler-Henderson, Stuart Parker, Adam Blair and Juleswah have all passed the initiation process, and I am wondering if the others will qualify for the of the Stage Superlicence. If you don't qualify, you can't race...
Jamseling <matt.james@haynet.com>
Sitting in the fast lane at 155mph. - Thursday, May 31, 2001 at 04:52:34 (PDT)

'tis all true. Did have a top notch time this past weekend. And during the course of the week, an increasing number of pictures have arrived of the great man at work in his guise as TOCA Radio supremo. When I get a spare couple of hours (sometime in September I'd have thought), I'm going to post them up to the gallery.
The Webmaster Bloke <webmaster@alanhydefanzone.co.uk>
The Year 2525 - touring with Zager and Evans... - Thursday, May 31, 2001 at 03:47:47 (PDT)

Anna - it would be tremendous to see you down at the watering hole, but the date clashes with a prior arrangement in Ireland, and some others, I think, in France. We must work out another date - perhaps Zippy might make it too? It's been a long time since I've seen the two of you together, in fact, I can't remember if I ever have........... Incidentally, the Webby Type Bloke had a fabulous time at the weekend - and Big Nige sends his regards.
K@ <somebody@somewhere.com>
Reclining in the sunshine............ - Thursday, May 31, 2001 at 03:23:10 (PDT)

Er, can we make that Thursday the 14th instead? Soz.
Anna Shacklady <Jon@han.P.sleepswiththefishes>
Sitting on Danny Watts' face - Sunday, May 27, 2001 at 09:08:44 (PDT)

Are we all set, then? The Hood-on' (hard-on) on the night of Wednesday 13 June? I am aware a vote needs to be taken on whether or not I am welcome and that I could be denied access. I hope I am successful in my application
Anna Shacklady <DannyW@tsexplodinginside.me>
Stuck to DC's undertray on his qualifying lap at Monaco - Saturday, May 26, 2001 at 09:37:41 (PDT)

Enter your comments here...
one <1@2.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, May 25, 2001 at 22:20:54 (PDT)

Dear Anna, slander? surely not. Us girls about paddock recognise talent when we hear it u know.
Girl About Paddock <Girlabout paddock@hereandthere...>
No. 1, the computer desk - Friday, May 25, 2001 at 02:32:23 (PDT)

Alan Hyde is a God, although I hear girl about paddock might not agree. Stone her.
Anna Shacklady <illiter@e>
On the dunny - Friday, May 25, 2001 at 01:19:26 (PDT)

Rock & Roll, Music & lights, Summer & Racing, Peaches & Beaches, Beer & more beer, Sunshine and Laughter, Ferrari & winning, 'It's a Wonderful Life'& 'The Italian Job', Nixter, Jamesling, Em & Mr Hyde. These are some of my favorite things (in no perticular order) ....whats yours folks!!
David Bardwell-Dix <Off@paddock.hill.bend>
At the back of the classroom with my hand up. - Thursday, May 24, 2001 at 08:06:41 (PDT)

Anna, now that would be telling...
Girl About Paddock <girlaboutpaddock@hereandthere...>
Still Sunset Beach - Thursday, May 24, 2001 at 03:25:38 (PDT)

Anyone checked www.ten-tenths.com recently? Hydey is now No 1!! Yeehaa!! Good work, everybody and thanks to the Jamesling for telling us all about it.
Jules Wah <f@bird.com>
All alone at home (aaaaah) ... - Wednesday, May 23, 2001 at 14:55:44 (PDT)

http://www.ten-tenths.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9894 Go AH !!
red flag <left@thelights>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, May 23, 2001 at 12:35:45 (PDT)

Girl about paddock: will you be at Silverstone for BTCC as I think thy should make thinself known.
Anna Shacklady <ilikeagoodbrownh@ting>
In space - Wednesday, May 23, 2001 at 08:58:07 (PDT)

Dear Anna, not at the moment. Am I missing out on some paddock totty? Faithfully, Girl About Paddock.
Girl About Paddock <girlaboutpaddock@hereandthere...>
Sunset Beach and fading fast... - Wednesday, May 23, 2001 at 08:34:34 (PDT)

Dear all, fabulous weather we are having at the moment - almost enough to make me want to take all my clothes off and run around naked in the street (but I need every single entire member of the human race to be suddenly killed before that will actually happen). Firstly, Anna, I think you will find that a lot of people have a "thing" for me – but generally, the thing is a sick feeling in the pit of their bellys. Don't pity me, please. I am used to it. Secondly, OK, ok. I did lie about the journey from Oulton Park. I ditched 30 minutes. Sorry, please forgive me. Thirdly, has anyone voted for Mr Hyde on the www.ten-tenths.com website, which has got a poll of the greatest commentators of all time. Hydey is just one vote behind Murray Walker, and he is in second place! Get voting people, and make our hero top of the charts! Thirdly. it has now come to the stage where I feel I need to offer my body to medical research by females. If anyone out there needs a slightly second-hand male to practice, well, whatever they like on, you can always get in touch with the former Reverend. You know it makes science, sorry , sense. Up the Gills.
Jamesling <Downinthetubestation@midnight>
Sitting on the dock of the bay - Wednesday, May 23, 2001 at 05:50:58 (PDT)

I understand girl about paddock has a thing for the Jamesling. Do you have a thing for Jamesling girl about paddock?
Anna Shacklady <fannyscr@cher>
Long tall martini - Wednesday, May 23, 2001 at 03:52:06 (PDT)

OK, so I took the piss a little, but Anna, please keep things believeable
Jamsesling <Notgood@bragging>
Somewhere over the hill - Monday, May 21, 2001 at 11:16:45 (PDT)

Surely there must have some local road speed restrictions in operation. Slow Coach.
K@ <Massive @ack>
Home, sweet home - Monday, May 21, 2001 at 10:24:02 (PDT)

M1, junction 30 to Brands Hatch, 210 miles, 1hr45mins
Anna Shacklady <fannyb@ter>
Danny Watts is our hero - Monday, May 21, 2001 at 09:24:40 (PDT)

Oulton Park to Tunbridge Wells. 299 miles. 2h 59 minutes. Beat that
Jamseling <travelling@thespeedoflight>
In the fast lane, about to crash - Monday, May 21, 2001 at 06:06:35 (PDT)

Other great racing achievements ... how quickly Jamesling can extract the urine out of me when he hears that I have to drive for the first time in five weeks ... love ya really, bloke!
Jules Wah <f@bird.com>
Under the sun, keeping warm and catlike ... - Sunday, May 20, 2001 at 08:04:06 (PDT)

Does annihilating the Jamesling round the roundabouts leaving Donington count? Although he's quite racy, but Em's the one with the classy chassis. Are ze boots valking at ze Oulton ziss v-kend?
Zippy Monkeybuns <Canyouhearhisengine, bl@bl@ting as he tries to get up the hill>
A soggy Oulton - Thursday, May 17, 2001 at 05:59:58 (PDT)

Great racing achievements? I think my ex-husband deserves an award for how fast he can race to the pub at opening time ... 3 minutes flat from anywhere in the world! (Those in the know will understand the irony ...)
Jules Wah <f@bird.com>
Work (yawn) - Thursday, May 17, 2001 at 01:46:09 (PDT)

One and all hello! Silly names of drivers? How about NASCAR bloke Ron Hornaday, or me if I were to have the the money, talent, could sign my name on a contract, able to pass the medical, and was 15 years younger. But to my credit I did manage once to get 'sin binned' in a indoor go-kart race, giving me a 10 second stop and go penalty. Yet I still managed to win the 8 lap race. What other great racing achevements have the fanzone throng managed, pray tell?
David Bardwell-Dix
Rockin in the free world. - Wednesday, May 16, 2001 at 08:44:29 (PDT)

That's OK, Webby - all great minds are allowed a "day off" once in a while......or is it an "off day"?
K@ <Th@s-all-folks>
Home, sweet home - Tuesday, May 15, 2001 at 03:35:02 (PDT)

Enter your comments here...
Somebody Someone <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Tuesday, May 15, 2001 at 02:01:49 (PDT)

Next time I make some modifications, I WILL test them first! Sorry for the unscheduled interruption!
The Webmaster Bloke <webmaster@alanhydefanzone.co.uk>
Adjusting some settings... - Monday, May 14, 2001 at 07:52:42 (PDT)

Jamesling - have re-thought my comments, Zippy is obviously from a far off galaxy and therefore no relation to Lager.
girl about paddock <girlaboutpaddock@...>
here & there, mostly there... - Monday, May 14, 2001 at 02:43:40 (PDT)

For those who can't wait for the update - there is an interview and feature about the great man located at http://www.redshoes-racing.com/Features/AlanHyde.shtml
The Webmaster Bloke <webmaster@alanhydefanzone.co.uk>
Landing at Moonbase Alpha... - Saturday, May 12, 2001 at 08:50:26 (PDT)

The news page is something I need to discuss with my content providers (you don't think I write this stuff do you?!), hopefully when the pictures arrive back from the chemists we'll be able to put a bit of an update together for those eagerly anticipating it!How does that all sound?!P.S. Flirting with the webmaster is not permitted on this guestbook!
The Webmaster Bloke <webmaster@alanhydefanzone.co.uk>
Drifting away into another galaxy... - Saturday, May 12, 2001 at 08:42:28 (PDT)

Lager, lager everywhere and not a drop to drink! I had know idea it was Lager's birthday and I missed wishing the old boy a happy one. I'll buy him a drink (if we ever get to meet ... DBD, Jamesling and Nix won't let me out 'cos I'm REAL urgly and a scary bird to boot!).
Jules Wah <f@bird.com>
On the surface of the sun (or so it feels like ... phew!) - Saturday, May 12, 2001 at 07:48:50 (PDT)

Roger well what can you say missing lager`s birthday. the wednesday......sorry felt a bit sick then, will go down next season whilst the gills will go play offs
i hate wednesday <no where up north>
near Priestfield - Thursday, May 10, 2001 at 11:55:20 (PDT)

They Think It's All Over, sporting question number 803. Who, in his autobiography, said this: "As I looked out over the pulpit that had hastily been erected for me for that evening's talk, for which I was about to be paid six guiniz and a belly full of mother's ruin in addition to the bowl full of devilled kidneys I'd demanded as a forfeit, I breathed in the stench of old doris perfume, the sort you get in a WI's guildhall. What did particularly surprise me was, once up there, how Iappeared to float, like an eagle above the clowds, as I peered down on the thick layer of smoke that had crept above their heads. Just so long as they blew a little my way, I didn't mind at all ..."
Anna Shacklady <2f@ladeez>
Carol Decker's gaff - Thursday, May 10, 2001 at 10:40:08 (PDT)

I don't flirt - I wobble
Jamseling <at@at.co.at>
In the moment, fully alive - Thursday, May 10, 2001 at 08:40:27 (PDT)

No news is good news, Jamesling. And don't flirt with the Webmaster.
Somebody Someone <K@>
Allington Square - Thursday, May 10, 2001 at 08:18:41 (PDT)

What about the news page, webbiemiester me old mucker?
Jamesling <fun@schoolhometime>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, May 10, 2001 at 07:25:51 (PDT)

Hello one and all. Well, as far as I am aware, Zippy is in fact related to Joons not Lager. Am I not right?
Jamseling <yestoeverything>
I've moved from Clapham, and haven't looked back - Thursday, May 10, 2001 at 07:23:35 (PDT)

If Lager is Lager, and Lager & Zippy Monkeybuns share a dob, does that make Zippy (several pints of...)lager(...and a packet of crisps...) Jnr?
girl about paddock <girlaboutpaddock@>
here & there - Thursday, May 10, 2001 at 07:02:48 (PDT)

Bo Diddley...
Sexy Soap Temptress <K@>
Topping up the tan - Thursday, May 10, 2001 at 06:36:24 (PDT)

Bo Diddley...
Sexy Soap Temptress <K@>
Topping up the tan - Thursday, May 10, 2001 at 06:34:36 (PDT)

Really, really, really sorry for missing your birthday Lager. Hope you had a good day - I'll make it up to you soon. I've seen the pics and you and Em were looking lovely. Different subject: racing drivers with silly names:John Bender, Martyn Smith, Edward Redfern, Judd Coupland, Uwe Sick, Charles Bradley, David Addison, Howard Outsh*tf*ckhouse and Michael Bentwood.Thank you very much. Formula Ford rules. Wednesday are great.
Rodge <Rodge@grahamlisterinternational.com>
Quinceys - Sunday, May 06, 2001 at 15:33:46 (PDT)

Thank you Mr Hyde for enviting me to your birthday party. The games were really fun and Emm was wonderfull as ever. Sorry I didn't get the jelly and ice cream in, but can I have a copy the picture of the Nixter and Emm.
D Bardwell-Dix <Back@cha>
Having my eyes removed - Friday, May 04, 2001 at 09:27:54 (PDT)

Was it Lager's b-day. It was mine too. Does this mean we share not only the same sign but dob? The last day of the month of April? Oh ecstasy. Uncle Rodge is a wuss. Ner ner ...Drivers with silly names: Axel Plankenhorn or anyone called Helmut. Billy Boat? Dick Cockhard?
Zippy Monkeybuns <Sh@onthemat>
Ner ner - Thursday, May 03, 2001 at 05:15:55 (PDT)

Enter your comments here...
Zippy <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, May 03, 2001 at 05:05:14 (PDT)

Birthday greetings to the Lager man (only two days late, eh?). Looking forward to a birthday piss up (I am, not him) and a possible meal with some of my favourite people in the world. Shame Uncle Rodge can't make it, but I didn't expect him too because he is a woos. On and on it goes. I love Claire Furnell, and Amanda Stretton. I love it when they kiss. Anybody who wants the photographs, let me know!!!
Jamseling <Cottage Cheese, the only cheese guaranteed to please>
A residue that's good for you - Thursday, May 03, 2001 at 04:41:01 (PDT)

keep up the good work alan - great to hear your voice in and out the pit lane - look out again for the eggy bennetts!!
spoonerboro <SIMON@SPOONER33.FSNET.CO.UK>
uk - Monday, April 30, 2001 at 17:46:39 (PDT)

HA HARRRRR! Flushed the webmaster bloke out! My silence has been such a strain. Breaking cover as i dash over the fells, yomping like a woop of monkies singing 'Last Train to Clarksville'. No, I must get out more and meet new friends and have the occasional diner party.
David Bardwell-Dix <There's.someone.looking@you.oh-oh.oh-oh>
Fighting a bearded crab. - Tuesday, April 24, 2001 at 03:30:43 (PDT)

I am the said man's big bruvver, so I can say with total certainty that his love & professionalism for motorsport is totally genuine. Not only that, but he is a very nice, caring guy, with only one main fault - that he has not paid me to say any of this ;)
Phil
Deepest Hampshire - Monday, April 23, 2001 at 12:11:19 (PDT)

Rumours are circulating that updates for the 2001 season will shortly be appearing on this site. A news page might just make an appearance too! That should keep the Jamesling happy :-)
The Webmaster Bloke <webmaster@alanhydefanzone.co.uk>
Some dark and distant planet... - Monday, April 23, 2001 at 06:55:33 (PDT)

Why is there not a news page on this site...it could be updated with all the news of Lager's comings and goings (if you pardon the expression). Why oh why oh why isn't there one...could Kat answer that? Fever (Boots)...
Jamseling <Hard@it>
Donington Diner - Monday, April 23, 2001 at 06:01:05 (PDT)

Racing drivers with silly names - Dick Trickle, Vincent Apple, Tom Gaymor, Lars Sexton.....any others?
Jamseling <club@theendofthestreet>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, April 23, 2001 at 05:06:50 (PDT)

The plit thockens ... can I look up Batman's tights for a change? Don't worry, I'm not as think as you drunk I am!
Jules Wah <f@bird.com>
Still in shock at Jamesling's feet - Friday, April 20, 2001 at 01:34:34 (PDT)

Jamesling, Oooooooooo! Fair enough! Anyone fancy a plot? sorry pint?
S of the Wah <What.K@ey.Did.Next>
Making mud pies..... - Thursday, April 19, 2001 at 10:51:02 (PDT)

It is dinner-dinner-dinner-dinner-dinner-dinner-dinner-dinner batman isn't it, not dunner? whatya on about K@? didn't mention Nix cos she doesn't post, the spoilsport...Up the AA girls (if yo don't believe me, go to www.tocatour.com)
Jamseling <~Hello~>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, April 19, 2001 at 05:03:48 (PDT)

There's a lost plot somewhere in the arena. If anyone spots a plot which appears to be lost, could they please notify someone in uniform...or failing that, a copper! Ta
SteveT <bigf@baldy.co.uk>
In the cuboard again....when can I come out Mum? - Thursday, April 19, 2001 at 03:40:47 (PDT)

OK OK - I give in....I have not a clue about anything of which you speak anymore...I have completely lost the plot.
K@ <DunnerDunnerDunnerDunner-B@Man>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, April 18, 2001 at 07:43:06 (PDT)

Mr Jamesling I wish to protest! What about the Nixter? I found no mention in the 'Love List' this is an outrage and should be addresed as soon as possible.Rant over. Now for the good news, Mr Jameling is now an uncle and so in tradition, will we be seeing him sporting a pipe and a nice hat to match the slippers in the future? We should be told! F@bird, sounds great! The Nixter and I will pack our tie-dyes and flares. Hit route 66 in a beaten up combi-van with peace, love and sponsered by B and H sprayed across it!
S of the Wah <L@e.again>
Shoveling coal in a forgoten hole. - Wednesday, April 18, 2001 at 04:35:25 (PDT)

... and we all love you too, Jamesling, don't we, people? What a lovely, warm feeling you get from reading this page ... so full of love and loving people ... I can almost hear the sitar in the background and feel the flowers in my hair ... let's all go to San Francisco (now I KNOW I've lost the plot!).
Jules Wah <f@bird.com>
Sitting in a dazed trance after seeing what was up the Rev Jamesling' habit ... - Tuesday, April 17, 2001 at 10:46:18 (PDT)

I love you all! I love Jules! I love Swah! I love Emma! I love Al (I was going to say I love Lager, but that's obvious)! I love Zippy! I love Matty B! But, most of all, I love me!!!!
Jamseling <tough@thetop>
On the end of the shortest teather - Wednesday, April 11, 2001 at 08:34:19 (PDT)

Has anyone seen the parrot that is Fast Piii's? Sorry, I think I missed what he said ...
Jules Wah <f@bird.com>
Sitting on the floor looking up Rev Jamesling's habit ... - Wednesday, April 11, 2001 at 04:56:20 (PDT)

Well Al, this message proves that the network and the machines work. Tea and toast for 08:30 in the morning please.
Fast Piii's <rolandr@>
just off the M40 next to the burger van, by the esso station. - Tuesday, April 10, 2001 at 07:06:01 (PDT)

"I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top, I never eat a pig coz a pig is a cop"I've never been the same since that fateful nite. I didn't realise my trousers were unzipped and it was pure chance that the goldfish bowl was at waist height.
Caffe L@é <whereits@twoturntablesandamicrophone>
Orbiting Jupiter @ 5am as dawn breaks - sweet as houses - Monday, April 09, 2001 at 07:56:53 (PDT)

I never once mentioned the word "dirty".
K@ <P@&Roy.back.together>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, April 09, 2001 at 02:44:57 (PDT)

Oi, K@, enough about my dirty habits!
Jamseling <sitting@the edge>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, April 06, 2001 at 08:04:55 (PDT)

Hello Dix! Where has the Dix been for the last 10 days|PS: Is Emma's favourite racing person StirLING Moss or is it Karl WendLINGer? Or even Pat LING (mispelt a la Motorsport News)? Is her favourite car a BerLINGo? Might her favourite team manager be Charlie Lamm?
Jamsling <Sitting@the.toptable>
In the hooden, at the bar, ordering a drink, getting drunk, falling over, being ill, sleeping, waking up, doing a little work and then repeating the process! - Friday, April 06, 2001 at 06:09:06 (PDT)

I thought due to the nature of your work, the Rev refered to engine revolutions! wrong again. Anyone fance a pint?
David Bardwell-Dix <H@ching.new.ideas>
Insane in the membrain. - Thursday, April 05, 2001 at 10:56:20 (PDT)

I was thinking the self same thing, Rev. Opps, sorry, "Not Rev". Old habits die hard, lad, and as long as you keep wearing yours, I will address you accordingly. Even if you do just wear it for kicks. I do not accept your renouncing of the faith.
K@ <I'm@home,mate>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, April 05, 2001 at 09:38:08 (PDT)

WHERE are you all you buggers!?
A lonely Jamseling <no.ones@home>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, April 05, 2001 at 03:19:08 (PDT)

VERY NICE START CHEERS BIG AL I OWE YOU LOTS
Nicky <nick@webmusic.uk.com>
UK - Wednesday, April 04, 2001 at 14:26:16 (PDT)

Well, folks, I suppose I should come clean. I have renounced my faith and will no longer be known as the Rev Jamesling. I am now plain and simple Jamesling. This has occurred because I have been having some very rude thought recently about various people, and I feel like a fraud to declare myself as all good and holy when I know deep down that I am nothing but a liar. Please pardon my sins, dear flock. I have come clean, so to speak, and I am begging that you accept me back into the fold as one of your own...have I been granted a pardon, or will I forever have to hang my head in shame and be cleft asunder from my pals at the Alan Hyde Fan Zone. Yours in Boots, Jamesling
Jamseling <Kneeling@thealter>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, March 26, 2001 at 08:54:08 (PST)

It wasn't me! You can't prove a thing I've never seen that mouse before in my life and come to think of it I was in church, no the doctors, at the scout hall, at the football, every corner turn around. (Sing along now)'The Norfolk countryside was alive with the sound of Lager.' Wish I had been there but was stuck to the sofa with a nasty little cold. Any chance of a tour date listing for public appearances, Mr Hyde? So the not so well informed viewers of this site can gorp lovingly into your little shed windows? Love to Emms boots!!! & Emm and anyone else who knows them. Hope all is rather dandy, byesie-bye.
David Bardwell-Dix <Game, set and m@ch.>
Under the duvet with a torch! - Monday, March 26, 2001 at 04:22:35 (PST)

I didn't know that Lager had praise for his buns until SteveT mentioned it ... can I check 'em out too ... please??? It would make a sad old married lady very happy!!
Jules Wah <f@bird.com>
Wishing I was somewhere else instead ... - Monday, March 26, 2001 at 00:54:31 (PST)

Where will it all end? In tears I expect!It's great to see that some, if not all of Hydieboy's talents are appreciated. How will I ever be able to work with him again after seeing so much praise for his talent and professionalism...not to mention buns. (Honest Al...I love you...but not in THAT way!) All I can say is...I'm much older than him, and no-one's made a website for ME yet, so I'll just have to borrow his.
SteveT <bigf@atbaldbloke>
Downstairs..in the cupboard under the stairs having an insomniac moment - Thursday, March 22, 2001 at 19:37:57 (PST)

I'm here, Rev. Just waiting for it all to start. Michael Conway to WIN! WIN! WIN! this weekend. Best of British!!!!! It'll all come down to the very last corner: he'll be in third, but then Carrots and Potatoes and Piccione will tangle wheels on the exit, slower each other up and Conway will BLAST past to win by no more than a split second. The nexct 12 cars, delayed trying to get around a weaving carrots, spuds and Piccione, will be covered by less than a second, with at least six of them finishing line abreast. Pole will be Tom Gaymor, on the same time exactly as the next four but he set it on his first flying lap. Clive Richards will lap the entire Caterham field. TWICE. PS: I never killed the mice - I trapped them and then let them go in the fields.
Zippy Monkeybuns <C@tatonic>
in space - Thursday, March 22, 2001 at 05:15:11 (PST)

Everybody has suddenly died! I don't understand it, or is everyone consumed by the fever for the forthcoming season...
Concerned Reverend
Under the rainbow - Wednesday, March 21, 2001 at 09:18:24 (PST)

Here is an adaptation of the Alan Hyde Interview, and I would like all to respond please so we can learn a bit more about you all..... Apples/Nipples?..... Cars/Bras?..... Ale/Arses?..... Men/Motors?.... Fish/Hatstand?... Lampshade/Radiator?
Interested Reverend <standingbyalamppost@thecornerofthestreet>
- Monday, March 19, 2001 at 07:08:32 (PST)

I am here but only in spirit (or beer)! Oooh, my head ... must be the milk!
David Bardwell-Dix <H@tie.Jacques>
On the outskirts of reality ... - Friday, March 16, 2001 at 06:51:15 (PST)

Please excuse the tear stains ... I lament for the late mouse, although I have a similar but, I feel, more gruesome problem ... several mice!!! They keep getting in, Tigger keeps getting them and leaving them dead, dying or in pieces in my hall ... I wander downstairs, bleary-eyed in the morning, barefoot ... you get the picture? Yes, we see! Do I kill the cat or the mice? I do love all my fellow creatures, Rev, but some more than others ... just call me George and write to me at Animal Farm ...
Jules Wah <f@bottomed.girls>
Wishing I was anywhere but here - Friday, March 16, 2001 at 06:41:49 (PST)

Does anyone else out there have chuckie egg. I do and now I'm off to pull some grand master moves and bust some young puppies heads in the corner. Yo mo-fo. PS: the mouse is no more. PPS: Michael Conway, Clivio Piccione or Ruben(s) Carropotosa will win this year's junior Zetec title.
Zippy Monkeybuns <@choo>
Location: Playing Chuckie Egg - Thursday, March 15, 2001 at 07:03:35 (PST)

"I am happy, I'm feeling glad, I got sunshine in a bag. I'm useless, but not for long. This feeling is coming on"Just a thought. Y'know like people start off drinking s**te when they are young and gradually mature? Does Lager do the same thing with his name?Did he perchance start off in his youth as Alan Thunderbird, then progress onto Alan Snakebite-and-Black (classy dbn there) and thence onto Alan Lager. In the future (which is, incidentally, so bright, I gotta wear shades) will he be known as Alan Pint-of-Best or Alan Single-Distilled Malt? I think we should be told.
mattyb <m@ttyb.cornwall>
Mmm, isn't it? - Thursday, March 15, 2001 at 03:44:49 (PST)

My word things have been quiet here...where's Dix, Jules, Matty B, Zippy?
Rev Jamesling <can't think of anything funny>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, March 15, 2001 at 03:08:05 (PST)

Rev. You have made me sea my sins. You are right. I should embrace every of one of the Lord's living, breathing, walking beings and feel privillaged to have had such close up relationships with such pussies, bitches, squirrels, monkeys (foreheads), coyotes and budgies (tongues). To ensure the mouse feels wanted and can now enjoy close company during the day I have ordered for it a friend who shall take on the name of Tiddles. Oh such fun across the skirting boards and behind the radiator.
Zippy Monkeybuns <C@kins>
On all fours - Monday, March 12, 2001 at 07:01:40 (PST)

Please take mercy on your fellow beings, be they human or not. Every one of God's creatures has a right to live and breath the same air as you, me and Jonathan Palmer. What would life be like if we didn't have respect for others? I think you should be so ashamed of yourself, Zippy, as to join the RSPCA as a lifetime member. If you are prepared to make such a selfless guesture, I suggest you forward the cash to me (a very reasonable £30.00) at Motoring (Sport) News. All the best....PS: Bardwell-Dix, how are you, old fella?
The Reverend <Wh@'sthepoint.com>
In the corner of the office - Monday, March 12, 2001 at 06:08:01 (PST)

Those who think Zippy's mouse should go, dial: And those who think the mouse should stay, dial:
Kaliber <r@s-r-us>
It feels like home - Monday, March 12, 2001 at 04:20:35 (PST)

I've got a mouse in my house. It's living behind a raditator. Should it stay or should it go? Oh help!
Zippy Monkeybuns <theF@Ladyhassung.it'salloverjp>
Jeepers - Sunday, March 11, 2001 at 14:17:19 (PST)

There was nothing wrong with FPA. Unfourtunately, it just couldn't compare to the best motor racing championship in the world - The Slick 50 Formula Ford Zetec Championship with Motorsport News. Right, that's it for now, love to Graham, Rev. James, Lager and especially Emma.
TFFR <foyzy@hotmail.com>
In a bus shelter - Friday, March 09, 2001 at 05:46:23 (PST)

I agree with the web-master. We should all stop this horribleness towards Jonathan Palmer and his series. Leave that to me and Motoring News...sorry, I meant Motorsport News. This is a happy place for happy people (some of them are shiny, too). I was delighted to see a posting from Lister, but was wondering where wavy davy and the man with the stick are? (I said stick, not p***s). Anyhow, I love Graham, Jules, Stevewa, Zippy, Lager and especially Emma. Go in peace and serve the Lord. Amen
The Rev Jamseling <Iknowwhereits@rat-tat-ta-tat-tat>
Lazing on a sunny afternoon - Thursday, March 08, 2001 at 04:45:48 (PST)

I seem to have missed out on the banter but we seem to be forgetting one thing. Formula Palmer Audi produced the world's greatest racing driver, an Irishman by the name of Damien Faulkner, who also raced in the greatest racing series in the world, the Slick 50 Formula Ford Zetec Championship. It rocks.
Graham Lister <grahamisagenius@topbloke.com>
Dorking - Wednesday, March 07, 2001 at 10:06:38 (PST)

I am not a fictitious character, I just walk that way!!!!!!!!!!
David Bardwell-Dix <B@ting.for. England>
On the outskirts of reality - Wednesday, March 07, 2001 at 08:41:01 (PST)

Well, it's no good ... I'm gonna have to bite the bullet and start taking an interest in motor racing if only to work out what the hell you lot keep babbling on about! More beer please ...
Jules Wah <F@bottomed.girls>
At work ... not working! - Wednesday, March 07, 2001 at 08:38:18 (PST)

Matt James - your words today have cast you into legendary status. You are a God. God Bless You. And all who sail in you.
Zippy Monkeybuns <Fl@out>
Sitting in a tank on Bedfordshire Aerodrome - Wednesday, March 07, 2001 at 06:19:03 (PST)

Rev Jamesling was b****y (no not batty) good at Silvers on Sat and fun was to be had by all. But the unoffical 50,000 through the gate was a bit over the top. Though I did bump into the same person twice in The Paddock Dinner! The Foot and Mouth party did pass off quitely as well....
S Wah! <Can't be bothered @ to think of anything.>
OS 3478 4578.2689 - Tuesday, March 06, 2001 at 06:54:59 (PST)

Dear, Dear Jonny, How we laughed, how we cryed! parting is such a sorrow, my heart breaks under the weight of the demise of FPA a series that I will some up in the fraise, Ladies and Gentlemen Dire Straites...... 'This is all very well but, (yap, yap) isn't my name Prof Yaffle in Bagpuss? and shouldn't we be told? (yap, yap, yap)
Bookworm <Brands H@ch>
Top of Paddock Hill - Tuesday, March 06, 2001 at 06:44:52 (PST)

I agree. The good Doctor should be applauded for the way in which he executed said series. A true visionary. He gave us plenty to talk about and the racing, thanks to his skilled mechancis unique way of preparing machinery in between races, often threw up a surprise result. Indeed, it was surely the higher quality of driver in its final season that prevented the reigning champion getting even close to a win. In qualifying too, often you'd find drivers on the front row for one race and then way back down the grid for the next, making for some exciting racing as they followed each other around in the same order for laps on end until blasting past in a straight line at the touch of a button. Now that's what I call real racing. I now wish to inform you all of my new address: Cloud Cuckoo Land. Jonathan, it was shyeeet. Now f**k off.
Lord Cardinal Fontleroy <ProfessorY@ttleonthemouseorgan>
Location: still in absolute ecstacy - Tuesday, March 06, 2001 at 04:18:01 (PST)

I would like to preach here, because I am a reverend...You are all jolly cruel to Dr Jonathan Palmer. He tried very hard to make something special in motorsport and I think we all owe it to him to applaud his fine efforts to make a fair racing series where young racing drivers could shine despite a lack of finance. He also gave them a light at the end of the tunnel by offering a prize drive - rather than doing what other championships do which is abandon them. Credit to Palmer for his vision, foresight and dedication to making his plan come to fruition in such a spectacular and professional way. FPA - RIP PS: ABOVE: Is an example of why I get paid shit loads of cash by racing drivers to write press releases. I can make something shite sound mega! PPS: Anyone go to Silverstone on Saturday. Cracking day's racing...but there was just one thing missing. Lager...
The Rev Jamseling <Plentyofroom@thehotel.California>
Sweating about the newspaper - Monday, March 05, 2001 at 10:04:29 (PST)

Hi Alan!!! Look what I found.. Nice to talk to you last week - face was a bit red at the end. See you soon
Les Hayes <lesley.hayes@btinternet.com>
Sudbury, Suffolk - Friday, March 02, 2001 at 14:26:40 (PST)

OH SALUTE THE HAPPY MORN! What great news. Crack open the champagne, throw out some bunting, raise a toast, rejoice, three cheers, hip-hip-hoorah, throw my hat in the air, full steam ahead. Like I said, the man's an arsehole. Good riddance. Now his slaves are free ...
Anna Shacklady <Tw@>
Location: Over the moon - Friday, March 02, 2001 at 03:59:17 (PST)

Whooopy! Party at Rev Jameslings anyone? I'll bring the baked bean dip! (A specialty of the Bardwell-Dix House You know)
David Bardwell-Dix <Ah.Ah@chooo!>
I dink i'm comink down wiv a chold. - Thursday, March 01, 2001 at 09:50:19 (PST)

March 1. The Beast of Bedford has been slayed. Am I not the only one to be rejoicing at today's happy news?
Clanger 1 <C@chphrase>
Location: on cloud nine - Thursday, March 01, 2001 at 05:54:16 (PST)

Now I have met the great Rev. Jamesling, I can say that he does in fact not look like a mass murderer. Perhaps just the odd manslaughter or two.
Mr Feedback <IWantFurry.Bits@CH4.co.uk>
Having a smoke - Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 15:23:50 (PST)

David Bardwell-Dix. Thank you.
Forgot me hyfon, here it is - <Where.ever.I.lay.my.H@that's.my.home>
- Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 08:52:03 (PST)

RRRRUUUUUHHHHBBBISH! I'll just say that again RRRRUUUUUHHHHBBBISH! Ms Hefford, you said it twice and so I had to.
David Bardwell Dix <Like.a.B@out.of.Hell>
- Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 08:47:23 (PST)

I am now going to completely blow Mr Jamesling's street cred and answer Samantha of London by saying that he is one of the nicest blokes I've met of late ... in fact, I now count him amongst my closest mates. Keep it up, bloke (so to speak!) ... love ya. PS. I'm probably now going to be killed for making this public knowledge as he doesn't like nice things said about him so it will at least corroborate David Bardwell-Dix's opinion that he is indeed a mass murderer!
Jules Wah <f@bottomed.girls>
In front of the telly watching Teletubbies with my daughter - Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 08:04:47 (PST)

Hello, one and all. Well, what an eventful week for us all, apart, I am afraid to say, for Mr Alan Lager Hyde himself. I have to report that the poor wee lamb was stuck in bed all through the weekend. And Emma had nothing to do with it (more's the pity, he thinks). Foot and mouth spread to Orpington, but has now subsided. I would like to guess that one of Emma's beavers was responsible for the outbreak, although that might be going too far. Anyhow, he's back on his feet now and raring to go for another season of motor racing radio. This is what he will see: F3 champion - Sato. GT champions - Jordan/Warnock. GTO champion - whatever Terry Rymer drives. FFord champion - Richard Goransson. Formula Renault Champion - Mark McLoughlin. TVR Tuscan champion - Steve Guglielmi. Any dispute, chaps...
Rev Jamesling <Cool4c@s.squeeze>
Sitting next to Aubrey - Monday, February 26, 2001 at 05:56:13 (PST)

Greetings! Get well soon, ole master of the sampler! Hustings! ------Samantha of London Village---- Mr Jamesling is not mad, he's just a mass murderer! Whats wrong with that. NBK XL!
David Bardwell-Dix <A.C@.in.a.H@childrensbooks.co.ok>
In The Wendy House.....practicing kissing. - Monday, February 26, 2001 at 05:28:23 (PST)

Sorry.. it must be the BRITS... or perhaps not...
AndrewT <andrew@internetradioservices.co.uk>
AT HOME - Sunday, February 25, 2001 at 11:23:44 (PST)

Mind you, the OSCARS...just think about it Al....
AndrewT <andrew@internetradioservices.co.uk>
AT HOME - Sunday, February 25, 2001 at 11:21:47 (PST)

OK Al, its the BAFTA's tonight... maybee..just maybee...
AndrewT <andrew@internetradioservices.co.uk>
AT HOME - Sunday, February 25, 2001 at 11:19:39 (PST)

Al, hope you can make it monday night, maybee then you can explain what "THE GEAR" is!
Master Card <perving@Kyle@theBrit.Awards>
Earls Court 2 - Sunday, February 25, 2001 at 01:48:17 (PST)

I have read and re-read this site with interest. I must say, you are all completely NUTS! I am proud of you all. You are also for the most part very excitable, especially about Emma's boots. Are you all 15years old or something. I imagine you all keep the Good Lord Alan young as no-one could possibly grow up (sane) with friends like you lot. Though I know Emma keeps him youg too. What a whacky club!! And who is the Reverend James Ling. i think I could recommend a good shrink. let me know if you want my help James.
Samantha <here&there>
London - Friday, February 23, 2001 at 06:42:05 (PST)

You forgot to mention King AH himself ... Mr Jeremy Paxman (why does he always look like he's gonna cry?)
Jules Wah <b@outof.hell>
Still sitting in front of my computer, dummy! - Friday, February 23, 2001 at 06:28:45 (PST)

Ta Jules! - but who is this JP character - John Prescott? Jonathan Palmer? Jason Plato? James Pickford? Jeremy Packer (remember him?)? Juan Pablo (Montoya)? John Pratt? Jan Prowse? Ex-F1 racer Johnny Parsons (Jnr)? Judas Priest? We should be told...
Somebody Someone <nightmare@20,000.feet.PWEI>
Sitting on the dock of the bay, watching the ships roll in, and then roll back out again with my mate Marvin Gaye - Friday, February 23, 2001 at 05:31:13 (PST)

Went out with Matt Wah, Steve Wah and Nikki Woo last night ... heard a lot about you ... looking forward to meeting the legend soon.
Jules Wah <Gunfight@theok.corral>
In front of my computer, dummy! - Friday, February 23, 2001 at 01:25:10 (PST)

This may qualify for the site too far awards.... will let you know
Engineeranythingallthetime <faders@diboxes.com>
Pub - Thursday, February 22, 2001 at 07:01:29 (PST)

This may qualify for the site too far awards.... will let you know
Engineeranythingallthetime <faders@diboxes.com>
Pub - Thursday, February 22, 2001 at 07:01:11 (PST)

Yo, dudes, you favourite recording artist here. Just laid down a few tracks at Sutdio 22 with a banging drum and bass riff (courtesy of Mr Hyde). We is kickin' no? You should be looking out in da shops for da Baggers & Bookworm single entitled Hooden off the Stage. Booyakasha!
Rev Jamesling <Midnight@the.oasis>
Next to the mixing desk, wearing the cans - Thursday, February 22, 2001 at 05:13:46 (PST)

Well Alan, you have seen the toys for 2001,what do you think then? P.S. Loved emms boots!
85,000 tons of bullring <concrete@birmingham.net>
Nowhere near Banbury at all ever. - Wednesday, February 21, 2001 at 14:02:47 (PST)

Thank you Alan for your sterling work. Still gobsmacked by the CD. Thank you. Enjoy......it'll do for Jazz.
S Wah <Back@cha.babe>
Smiling my head off. - Wednesday, February 21, 2001 at 08:08:35 (PST)

I wish all to know that I too think JP is an arshole.
Anna Shacklady <Tw@>
Guildford Magistrates Bench - Tuesday, February 20, 2001 at 02:05:28 (PST)

I love Lager. I must reiterate this fact. There has been debate, indeed many people have participated, about our friendship being at an end after the trials and tribulations of our marriage/divorce. We have a strong friendship and let me assure you we have gotten over it. We are chums again, and that is a wonderful thing. Emma on the other hand is proving to be a problem. I had a right b****cking off her, and I am not happy about it. I am sorry I hurt you Emma (although not as much as lager did with that door on New Year's Eve). I want to say this in public so there can be no mistake about it. I love you very much too and hope you can forgive me for the underhand way in which we separated. I beg you to let me back into your heart. I'll even lick your boots, if you'd like! I do quite fancy Carl Ian McKellar Junior. I am thinking of asking him to marry me, but understand he's already spoken for...does anyone know the truth?
Somebody Someone <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, February 19, 2001 at 10:56:19 (PST)

Whoever is teasing us with the name 'wouldn't you like to know', I wish to state they have the wrong JP. In case the JP in question is watching, I wish to qualify the Nice Rev James' comments by stating here and now that although everyone bloody well agrees with him (as they do most things for he is The Law) this is purely an opinion and not proven fact. As for the previous message, I in no way whatsoever feel that the Rt. Hon. Gentleman's comment is harsh. Anyone agree?
Cheggers <Head'emoff@the pass>
Rillington Place - Monday, February 19, 2001 at 09:06:04 (PST)

I presonally think he should stick to snooker. John Ouseau. Cool name.
Me again <K@>
In the Square - Monday, February 19, 2001 at 08:51:46 (PST)

Yea, he was a crap BBC commentator/single seater series creator too!
Nice Rev James, in love with life <up@thecrackof.dawn>
enslaved in love for my friends - Monday, February 19, 2001 at 08:28:54 (PST)

I think that comment is harsh - I'm not sure he's that good as a Deputy Prime Minister, but I wouldn't go as far as to start name calling.....He'd make a lousy Touring Car driver, though. He's carrying far too much ballast.
Wouldn't you like to know <K@>
Walford - Monday, February 19, 2001 at 08:20:33 (PST)

All right, I'll start the ball rolling with racy talk. Ahem. JP is an arsehole. Discuss.
Funny Face <Sherrif_F@man.com>
Location: Wind In The Willows, page 41 - Monday, February 19, 2001 at 05:32:08 (PST)

Dear Mr/Mrs/Ms Satan's Hellspawn. It is for 3 reasons that the website postings are poor. 1. It is Winter and there is hardly enough racing going on at the moment. 2.I don't recall you posting a message before, i.e. everyone I've told has posted a message here (with the exception of Nikki who left the Somebody Someone on 14th Feb) So let us fill the void with tres amusing things. 3. I haven't been posting anything for a little while. So there you have it 3 steps to heaven Mr/Mrs/Ms Satan's Hellspawn. By the by, who is David Bardwell-Dix sounds like a decent chap to be in a scrape with! DAAS?! sounds like an Eastern Block washing powder. What next The Titmarsh Social Club, the Brian Jones Fan Club sponsered by CAMRA, or even the Throbbin Robin Laugh In? This is still the Original and Best. You get out what you put in........
Steve Wah <England @thetest.today>
Watching flowers in the rain - Friday, February 16, 2001 at 09:05:30 (PST)

The standard of the postings on this website has deteriorated terribly. I'm switching allegiance to the David Addison appreciation society!
Satan's Hellspawn <downunder@treblesix.com>
Purgatory - Friday, February 16, 2001 at 06:39:50 (PST)

I am now divorced!! Woo-hoo! But did Lager have to sequestrate my assets? I think he's gone too far!
The Reverend James <Sitting@therailway.station>
Having a cold Kaliber - Thursday, February 15, 2001 at 04:41:17 (PST)

Enter your comments here...
Somebody Someone <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, February 14, 2001 at 16:26:01 (PST)

Firstly Rev Jamesling, you must renounce Garibaldis! Even home made ones. Renounce the work of the Carling & JD. Now that may sound hard but on the plus side you can always have a nice orange juice and lemonade! Nikki says she is still waiting for the tummy rub! :-} Get your wheels in line!
David Bardwell-Dix <ATTENSHUN@EASE>
Raj Pavillian - Wednesday, February 14, 2001 at 06:23:21 (PST)

A couple of things. Firstly, what a splendid evening for Dix, Em, Lager and Meself on Tuesday. Bindy-booze, bindy-badji then more bindy-booze. I didn't even get a bindy-arse afterwards. Very bindy splendid. Prepare yourself for this - I am filing for divorce from Lager and Emma. I still love them dearly, but realise it was a mistake to force myself between their holy union. I am not upset about the lack of bedroom activity. I suppose that was inevitable. I am filing on the grounds of Lager persistently calling me a queer on Tuesday. I insisted I wasn't, but without nuptuals being forthcoming, how was I supposed to prove it? I am not sure what steps to take now - does anyone know who I need from whom I should seek a legal separation - after all, it was an illegal union? Advice would be appreciated... Also, watch out for a new game I plan to instigate on this guest book. Dix will be a fan, as will Lager and maybe Zippy too. More details to follow shortly...
Rev Matt Jamesling-Hyde <tough@thetop>
Sitting on a riverboat, having a party - Wednesday, February 14, 2001 at 04:13:29 (PST)

What's a todger? Is it like Rodger but a little less blunt?
David Bardwell-Dix <Saturdaynight@themovies>
New York, Tokyo, East Peckham. - Tuesday, February 13, 2001 at 06:07:23 (PST)

I am concerned. What, pray tell, is a prono video. Is it like a porno but the 'r''s come too soon? I think we should be told, then I might be able to take the advice...
The Rev Jamesling-Hyde <Alright@themoment.ta>
Down in the tube station at midnight - Tuesday, February 13, 2001 at 05:18:40 (PST)

Ref. the Rev's post-wed bedroom let-down. My advice is to get some prono vids in - especially the one when she looks down his todger before going into the kitchen for a glass ofmilk.
kd langd <badday@blackrock>
on top - Tuesday, February 13, 2001 at 05:10:53 (PST)

Alan Hyde you are a star stay in touch
nicky <nick@webmusic.uk.com>
south east england, - Monday, February 12, 2001 at 14:54:52 (PST)

The Rev Jamesling-Hyde is loosing the plot! Don't do it son! You'll be tied to the cooker making Garibaldis for tea if your not careful. Sherking the resposible attitude has been the mainstay of fellows of the 18'x 2'6". Anyway if Steve was at Jims when this marrage took place why wasn't I told of it? Ladies and Gentlemen we will be holding a memmorial service in the Kentegon for Emmas fingernail and lovely yet broken boots, all welcome. Dress code black tie/funky waistcoats, flat caps & pipes optional.
David Bardwell-Dix <Charlton@thevalley>
Love grows where me rosemary goes - Friday, February 09, 2001 at 04:29:27 (PST)

Just to keep you all up to speed, Alan, Emma and me (Rev James-Hyde) got wed at a special ceremony in Tunbridge Wells last week. Steve, Nikki and Jim were all witnesses and we celebrated with a game of football in Jim's kitchen. Unfortunately, after less that a week's matrimony, I can report the first signs of a rift.We have been in a blessed union for quite some time and I have to report a distinct lack of action in the bedroom department. Whilst this is not the be-all and end-all of the marriage, I feel it is rather important. I was wondering if anyone out there might have some advice for any of us to help us get over the non-sticky situation...
Rev Matt James-Hyde <Breakfast@Tiffanys>
Walking on could nine - Thursday, February 08, 2001 at 07:21:21 (PST)

Lager's just asked for a rhyme To be honest I haven't got time But here's just a quicky To get him all sticky Shit - can't think of a last line
Brrp Bip Dew FC United Town <you'reshitahh@ooh.ahh>
Twelvety - Wednesday, February 07, 2001 at 05:43:20 (PST)

Is it me or is the ReV James Sling losing its faith? Truly he does not contemplate, nay, pontificate, the Gillingham's imminent relegation and subsequent plunge into the skwarly depths of the Boxhaull Confirince? Shirly shome mishtake?
Johnny Marr <bull@slags.slurry.com>
Lisa tarbuck's bed - Tuesday, February 06, 2001 at 05:52:36 (PST)

Enter your comments here...
Somebody Someone <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Tuesday, February 06, 2001 at 05:43:50 (PST)

3-5, to the Gillingham, 3-5, to the Gillingham, 3-5, to the Gillingham, 3-5, to the Gillingham (repeat to fade...)
Zinadine Z-Mattie <kitchen@jims.house>
Between the posts - Monday, February 05, 2001 at 07:26:55 (PST)

I love Alan Hyde. I want to marry him and Emma (I don't mean conduct the ceremony, I mean join them in holy union). Please let me. It should be legal. Mind you, I don't want to get involved in a batty way. It is not to say I want to sleep with the great Archbishop, you understand (as for the other part of the union, I shan't comment). It is just that I feel like it would be great to share in the warmth and happiness that surrounds them. I think we should all get wed...all of us on this website (apart from Jake Ebrey, who was horrible to me in an earlier reply). We could celebrate with a Diet Coke, Ginger Beer and a packet of Garibaldis. Please say yes....everyone
The fantastically sexy, wonderfully attractive, totally charming and witty Mr Matt James <matt.james@haynet.com>
Staying up all night listening to groovy music while drinking cans of Carling Black Label - Friday, February 02, 2001 at 09:03:45 (PST)

Rubbish of Get In Son obviously hasn't pulled any "Skirt" then.
David Bardwell-Dix (jolly nice chap, chap) <Aye-Aye-Aye-Ya Musie>
Somewhere, in the Summertime...... - Wednesday, January 31, 2001 at 08:14:42 (PST)

Lager mate. the skirt in Equador is most excellent in fact totally "COR EUSER" Nice
Rubbish <get in >
not tenerife - Saturday, January 27, 2001 at 14:59:47 (PST)

Spare a penny, guv?
Electroid Orgazzmatron (R.I.D.) <R.I.D@somewhere.com>
Planet Areola - Friday, January 12, 2001 at 05:20:34 (PST)

Ah and I get to rephrase my comments after I thought that I had lost them - except it then comes out as though I am repeating myself !!!
TonyW <Bigman@somewhere.com>
Maidstone Kent - Thursday, January 11, 2001 at 05:21:21 (PST)

As a lifelong friend of "Pinkie" I thought I would add a few comments and see if I can create a few blushes. Having been a fan for nearly over 20 yrs I wonder if I qualify for a Tee shirt? " What do you mean he told you he was only 19 ?? " I was at the first Gig that he ever did and followed him around the country as a stage performer. I see that there have been comments made about boots elsewhere on this forum, forget the boots, just ask the man about " ANKLES !!!!" Oh couldn't I make a fortune from blackmail !!!! Great site, great comments,all for a great man !!!
TonyW <Bigman@somewhere.com>
Maidstone Kent - Thursday, January 11, 2001 at 05:18:44 (PST)

was wondering where I can obtain one of those catchy email address's @somewhere.com ?? As a lifelong friend of " Pinkie " I thought I had better create a few blushes for him, I noticed some comments on the guestbook about boots - forget boots, you had better ask the man himself about ankles " ANKLES !!!! " now thereby hangs a tail !!!! Great site, great comments, best wishes to the sex god - oh I am thinking of the money I could make from some Bribery!!!
Tony <somebody@somewhere.com>
Maidstone, Kent - Thursday, January 11, 2001 at 04:44:57 (PST)

Rev Jamesling Sorry, Sorry, so so sorry. To Emma a poem. Emma - hope your feeling better, with your hand all swollen and sore, next time put some leather gloves on, before you close the door. Donation on its way.
David Bardwell-Dix <Emma@hospital-shocker>
Staying away from the corner shop...... - Thursday, January 04, 2001 at 00:59:52 (PST)

Emma's finger has been injured. All donations to the Get Well Soon Emma fund can be send via Matt James, Motoring News....
Dr Lance It <Medical.specialties@perv.com>
In a secure unit - Tuesday, January 02, 2001 at 04:19:58 (PST)

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