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Oh gee, Lager, you think? And there was me thinking that
our Mattie was a decent, honest man with integrity (was that
a bit too OTT?) Hmmmmm, don't want to incur the wrath of the
webby bloke by posting THOSE sorts of pages though ...
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
Sunk in despair .... - Saturday, June 29, 2002 at 01:18:08 (MDT)
Al Al Al!
I'm a bit late with this but what the hell.....
Great work on Radio Le Mans! Well done to you and the team.
You certainly made it a memorable weekend for me.
Small but pert. Think Charlton. ;)
Love always,
Andi Andi Andi
xxx
P.S. Monkey Tennis anybody?
Andrea <andi@btccpages.com>
Al's bedroom - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 16:53:42 (MDT)
I am making plans to learn Partridge in an effort to understand
all the banter on here! Matt J, have you got your luggage yet?
The Wanderer <jockmctavish@hootsmon.com>
They call me the wanderer. - Friday, June 28, 2002 at 16:36:22
(MDT)
What a kindly young lady Jules Wah is, providing the Mattie
person with all of this info.
However, I fear, Miss Wah, that these may not perhaps be quite
the site referrals that Mr James was seeking.
Call me old fashioned, but it's just a hunch.
Lager
- Friday, June 28, 2002 at 06:11:14 (MDT)
Here you go, Bloke. Check these out:
http://www.colonize.com/warp/index.html
http://www.jaybill.com/~jaybill/article.php?articleID=49
http://www.colorgenics.com/
http://www.fishermansnet.com/Fun/SmileyLand.htm
http://www.phobialist.com/reverse.html#A- (This is good for
word power!)
http://uk.barbie.com/ (This one is Little Bird's contribution
... hehe)
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
Chaos, Mania - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 02:08:10 (MDT)
Yes. You're here.
Lager
- Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 08:40:08 (MDT)
Does anyone know any web addresses for dodgy websites I can
check out while I am bored at work?
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 08:18:26
(MDT)
Now that is really scaring me...
Beast of Bodmin
<don'treallym@tter>
chuffing well press day, teddington - Monday, June 24, 2002
at 10:15:08 (MDT)
tons of 70's 80's live Fleetwood Mac images... color & b&w-
www.edwardprzydzial.com
ECPI-Box 3919
Hollywood Ca 90078
(323) 525-8007
emeraldcity1@earthlink.net
Edward Przydzial <emeraldcity1@earthlink.net>
hollywood usa - Monday, June 24, 2002 at 03:38:57 (MDT)
Monders this weekend. Any takers? I'm very excited.
Do you like my thong? It's made from vulcanised rubber.
"I always get chocolate stains on my pants."
Car-nidge. Quite literally the nidge of cars.
Whoever is closest to the bar at The Norseman in Temple Bar,
can you please order me a pint of the black stuff. It'll be
settled by the time I get there.
Dayglo buffaloes blew me away. Strange are the hours between
the dusk and the day.
Beast of Bodmin
<pistols@dawn>
The Sven's Head, Harlesden - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 07:21:52
(MDT)
"Mr Bridger, Mr Bridger, they've done the job Sir!"
I'm VERY please to announce, Matt and Tina are getting.... nah!
they arn't yet.
I'm VERY please to announce that we have reached our target
for the church roof. That still isn't right. 3rd time lucky!
I'm VERY pleased to announce,(drum roll of your own making please)
the Emma Boot Fund has reached it's target of £100.
I would just like to thank Mr Titchmarsh for his kind donation.
To Mark, Jim, Darren and the biggest donater of them all Dr
M James (who's beer spillage of Becks I feel could have been
avoided if he had stuck to one bottle at a time!)
Thank you one and all!
The Money is safe and sound in a Swiss bank account, and I look
forward to meeting Larger and Emma for the transfer of funds.
S Wah <EBF@worldofleather>
In the bank vault. - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 03:17:48 (MDT)
Ian Collins - Awwoooga! I can listen at weekends - Finally!!
I escaped the rain at S/S by about 2 hours. But yes, there is
a law that stipulates downpours.
Lizzie Luvvie <dopeyforces@work.com>
Lala land - Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 14:43:13 (MDT)
It's true, he even had me fooled, until he was offered a
beer!
I would just like to thank Mr Hyde for a wonderful midnight
to 4am shift, givin it large to the massiv!
The summer conference, gets the big thumbs up from this little
corner of the globe, MasterCard WILL get a hammering for next
year. Be there or be cuboid.
S Wah <somebody@thedunlopbridge>
just getting out my pit - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 17:18:45
(MDT)
Was he smoking a fag and begging some cable ties?
I have had trouble with this bloke before. He keeps impersonating
me and blagging his way into freebie areas. If you see him again,
do not attempt to approach him. He is armed and dangerous. Call
me immediately on 07762 930746. Thanks for your help.
MJ
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, June 17, 2002 at 10:48:31
(MDT)
Matt, you have an identical twin brother, he looks a little
older than you, and nowhere near as handsome. I have just bumped
into him in paddock 7b!!!
Arblist <fever@lemans.org>
padock 7b, next to the big gen set, Le Mans. - Saturday, June
15, 2002 at 12:44:15 (MDT)
Alas, no Le Mans for me. Too much office-based guff to get
through...Thruxton is a poor substitute, but will have to suffice...
COME ON Joons!
For those of you, like myself, who can not make it to the aforementioned
event, an excellent report service will be provided by TalkSport
radio (1089 and 1053mw). Who, we ask ourselves, will be tasked
with providing the listeners with updates? We await with interest...
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 08:10:48
(MDT)
Add Gina Bellman in BBC2's Coupling. Nice mouth. Nice gums.
Anna Shacklady
Swollen on the sofa - Monday, June 10, 2002 at 14:37:20 (MDT)
Matt, are you on your way for the ahfz summer conference???
Arblist <baskinginthesunshine@lemans>
next to the the gen set, paddock 3, just north of arnage. -
Friday, June 07, 2002 at 14:00:46 (MDT)
Top work by Motorsport News by the way - headline reads "Seconds
Count". You've got to be quick on the draw, quick on the draw.
Top marks also to James Thompson for handing me a piece of paper
saying "Cook Pass Babtridge" during the pit lane walkabout.
Premiere League.
Lager
- Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 04:30:48 (MDT)
Judging by the speed with which he exitied the podium, it's
rocket fuel not coffee he drinks!
Who else went to S/Stone? And is it written in the motorsport
rule book that it must rain at Silverstone whenever said event
occurs?
GAP <girlaboutpaddock@hometoday.co.uk>
- Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 03:30:18 (MDT)
That's first class
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 03:29:16
(MDT)
I know he does coffee, but I didn't know he had a table as
well. Is it an extender?
Lager
- Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 03:09:45 (MDT)
I'm just surprised that Matt J didn't get covered in Champagne
during his time on said podium (Will try harder at Combe Matt!)
And I trust the trophy is pride of place on the coffee table??
Adam Proctor <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 03:26:04
(MDT)
that was a very good weekend of racing a MG won :) got sun
burnt :( and I heard Matt James talking to Al (lager) on the
Podium for the Formula Renaults and the GTs.
PHIL
Philip Bettany
- Tuesday, June 04, 2002 at 15:21:41 (MDT)
Hands up if you saw that lovely old bull-nosed morris in
the pitlane during the sports car race.....
Tom Jones <tom@motorphoto.co.uk>
Just in front of my computer in not-so-deepest Staffordshire
- Tuesday, June 04, 2002 at 10:57:10 (MDT)
www.pagetutor.com/idiot/idiot.html
Somebody Someone <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Sunday, June 02, 2002 at 12:34:54
(MDT)
I will try and remeber to visit the TOCA radio Studio and
visit u Al (lager)
Philip Bettany
- Friday, May 31, 2002 at 13:02:44 (MDT)
Just to agree with lager, Anna is stunning, but not my style,
I prefer red heads.
Arblist <nexttothebiggenny@silverstone.com>
Hiding from the penguins. - Friday, May 31, 2002 at 07:47:13
(MDT)
Trust me on this one, Phil - you don't want to put faces
to names of people on here! That would be far too scary a prospect.
Having said that, Anna is incredibly attractive. There is no
way that you could have missed her in the paddock.
It's Mattie's birthday this weekend, so any females that would
like to plant a kiss upon his cheek would I'm sure be greeted
with a joyous reaction.
Ian Collins and The Creatures of The Night on Talk Sport finished
the overnight slot last night - his new slot starts next week
and runs from 10.00pm until 1.00am every Friday, Saturday and
Sunday nights. There is a good reason why I tell you all this,
apart from the fact that it is a Bumper Listen, which will become
apparent in the fullness of time...
Lager
Packing for the Bumper Weekender... - Friday, May 31, 2002 at
05:09:32 (MDT)
does anyone want to meet up?? I feel like putting a few faces
to names.
PHIL
Philip Bettany
- Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 12:02:59 (MDT)
Okay, I'm lost ... can someone please direct me to the Alan
Hyde Fan Zone as this appears to be Anna Shacklady's TV Critic
page!
I have to admit though, Anna, you talk a lot of sense. Down
with Bodybag, up with Yvonne Atkins (well, not me personally,
thanks) and when will the BBC realise that the Eurovision Song
Contest is just NOT as important as Casualty? :-S
Lager, still haven't met you and the famous Emma yet ... heard
a lot about you (I'll tell you the good but you pay for the
bad ... hehe). I'll get one of Maxie's friends to keep her company
(you know who you are) so we can all meet at last.
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
At the wrong web site??? - Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 01:29:35
(MDT)
Will & Grace are back on this Friday night coming. Grace.
I need to see her so much. Soothe me.
Anna Shacklady
- Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 14:50:58 (MDT)
I will be there!
Croft. Joons. Steve Hyde's daughter. Booze. Nightclubs. Oh dear.
Rain.
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, May 27, 2002 at 10:27:54 (MDT)
Who is GOING to siverstone next weekend I will be going Sunday
and Monday.
PHIL
Philip Bettany <philipbettany@hotmail.com>
- Sunday, May 26, 2002 at 13:57:46 (MDT)
Sorry I haven't been around for a bit. Been on the road doing
some routing. (there might be an 'and' in that last statement)
So if you see a LWB Merc van with massive signs saying transfer2000,
usually on the M25 between 6 and 8pm Mon to Fri.
Glad to see all here are well and living in a state of unreality.
Do you want to make a note of that, Lynn? “Go for drink
with head of programmes”.
Hustings!
S Wah <busy@work.com>
Everywhere..... - Sunday, May 26, 2002 at 09:03:45 (MDT)
I think that rather proves my televisual overdose point,
Anna.
You'll get square eyes. Or go blind.
Or both.
So nearly did I text you this evening while "Bad Girls" was
on, just to see if you could reply one handed. (Obviously with
the other hand busy using the TV remote control, to adjust sound
picture settings to your desired preference as the broadcast
progressed).
Eine Kleine Bier
- Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 17:55:42 (MDT)
How abotu the new glam American model in G Wing. Atkins doesn't
like her and has uncovered her as an imposter. She is in fact
a blue movie actress from Wigan, using a Stateside accent as
a cunning masquerade.
I may have to stretch the list to ten to also include two of
the wives in Footballers' Wives: the one who made dead man Frank
believe she'd had an affair with when he came out of his coma
and the one who ended up on her knees in a shopping precinct
in the last episode. Donna.
Anna Shacklady
- Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 15:14:35 (MDT)
My worry is the quantity of televsion that Anna watches in
order to pick out this kind of Totty Detail.
I mean, that's beyond the call of duty, to watch Muller Yoghurt
Ads. I tend to draw the line at Lurpack (I like the guy with
the horn....trombone, I mean).
Douglas.
Eine Kleine Bier
- Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 09:22:17 (MDT)
And her who plays the mum in the muller yoghurt ad. you know,
the one who crouches down in the front seat of the car and sucks
the young boy's yoghurt ... grrr. but she is truly deelicious.
Anna Shacklady
- Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 06:40:20 (MDT)
So many languages in the one head. No knowledge of German.
Shameful.
Nigella. Aii.
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@wrok.com>
Doh! - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 12:23:46 (MDT)
Might be a bit tricky Lizzie given that I don't know one
single word of German...
GAP
Here, there, everywhere - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 09:33:41
(MDT)
well if the bloke with the beard is back, then so am I.
Arblist <somebody@somewhereovertherainbow.com>
Somewhere, Someplace,Somehow - Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 06:59:23
(MDT)
Nah. Martina's joints have gone. Haven't you heard. I meant
to cram in there somewhere Nigella Lawson, of course. How would
I fit her in? And where? Ooo, the thought of having to cram
Nigella in among those five beauties. Overload ...
Anna Shacklady
- Tuesday, May 21, 2002 at 04:12:26 (MDT)
You'll have GAP working on that German to translate it you
know.
Anna - verr nice, but wouldn't say not to Martina Hingis. Be
rude, wouldn't it.
Lizzie Luvvie <tiredforces@work.com>
Post-work exhaustion ville - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 12:19:58
(MDT)
Ja, Herr James. Das ist sehr gut fur alles.
What do you think of Anna? I think she's actually becoming a
more matured female, and possibly even a little maternal. Maybe
it's that bio clock ticking......
(15-love)
Eine Kleine Bier
- Monday, May 20, 2002 at 10:44:03 (MDT)
Well, Lager, I reckon it is only you and me now mate! Good
- we can gossip about everyone else! You start.....
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 10:32:59 (MDT)
What's going on? Why is no-one here? HELLO...HELLO.....can
you hear me mother?
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, May 20, 2002 at 05:49:22 (MDT)
Well welcome back, oh bearded one! Oh how we missed that
extra thick southerner, just to really annoy them that were
from Brum.
It was first class, Mattie. Premier League. But we missed you
very much.
Read an amusing Partridge story yesterday. A chap was at work
and his colleague Lynne, (50), was trying to avoid another co-worker.
She was coming down in the lift, and the co worker was waiting
at the bottom. Our Partridge fan was able to call "Get back
in the lift, Lynne!" when the doors opened.
Bless him - he's been waiting for opportunity to use the quote
for five years, apparently. Top marks for usage, and not wasting
it on an inappropriate situation. Always best to wait for the
perfect scenario.
Lager
In the shed......... - Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 06:11:19 (MDT)
I have returned. I missed GAP, Lager and Em, Swah. Lizzie,
Webbie, Anna, Beast...well, everyone really
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, May 15, 2002 at 07:25:06
(MDT)
GAP - your luck might be in. I saw Gillian Anderson on Graham
Norton last night. Without the make-up and shoulder pads we've
become accustomed to in the X-Files, she looked absolutely tickety-boo,
right up my alley, a concrete-tipping, full on non-stop circle,
super sexy lady. I was in awe.
My top 5 telly babes of recent times now becomes:
1. Gillian Anderson (the natural Gillian Anderson)
2. The girl off the Nicorette bedroom ad.
3. Jane Gurnett (used to play Rachel in Casualty)
4. Daisy Donovan
5. Doona McLachlan (if that's her real name)
Anna Shacklady
- Wednesday, May 15, 2002 at 07:01:47 (MDT)
Mark Knopfler's got a guitar shaped swimming pool.....
Lager
Knopfler's gaff - Wednesday, May 15, 2002 at 07:00:31 (MDT)
In answer to the screaming girls in Dave Clifton's 'Nightclub'...
"I can hear them, but I can't see them..."
Too many classic moments to note, but Bono's Joshua Tree has
to be a top one!
The Webmaster Bloke
<webmaster@alanhydefanzone.co.uk>
It's very versatile... - Tuesday, May 14, 2002 at 09:54:12 (MDT)
Do you find this difficult?
Anna Shacklady
- Tuesday, May 14, 2002 at 09:23:37 (MDT)
...Michael knocked over a tub of Cadbury's Heroes...
Bono <worried@bpgarage>
Felixstowe - Tuesday, May 14, 2002 at 06:43:28 (MDT)
Well, it's first class. The seven day Partridge ban is over,
and immediately, look what he's done......the Beast has pulled
no punches, he's straight in there with the quote of quotes.
Classic. Classic Queen, in fact.
Anyone with a Partrdige interest should note tonight's TV listings
at 10.00pm on BBC. And the website forum is most amusing: Lager
and the others at the front of the queue: "...thick Southerners....."!
Mega!
Mr James and I both know what it's like to be called ignorant
Sassenachs....
Lager
- Monday, May 13, 2002 at 04:33:47 (MDT)
"Just one minor criticism. There needs to be more space between
the egg and the beans. If I want to mix, I will. Maybe use a
sausage as a breakwater"
Beast of Bodmin
<Cristianodam@ta>
EXCITEMENT CENTRAL - Monday, May 13, 2002 at 04:19:01 (MDT)
the T.V coverage was AGAIN Excellent and Lager u were Right
I did enjoy it.
do anyone spot Lager in this weeks Coverage????
Just another 3 weeks then its off to Siverstone
PHIL
Philip Bettany
at my desk typing this message. - Saturday, May 11, 2002 at
12:04:49 (MDT)
Essay all done - awooga!!
Bringing my total to 8000 words this week. Drowsy now. Brain
pain.
Got one exam on 23rd - any two topics from the Civil Rights
Movement. Not too bad.
!!FREEDOM!!
Well done on planning ahead for the essay - wish I'd done that.
:s
Lizzie Luvvie <relaxing@home.com>
Chillin' Relaxin' Eatin' Mr Whippy Ice Cream - Friday, May 10,
2002 at 10:22:02 (MDT)
How's the essay going Lizzie? I have a 1000 word spanish
essay on urbanization in latin america to do for Tuesday...I've
done most of it though thankfully! Yeah, my exams started this
week, what about you? Only got another 2 weeks and then I can
escape!
ETCC was brill at Silverstone. Only problem was the race was
nowhere near long enough.
GAP <stressed.out@home.co.uk>
- Friday, May 10, 2002 at 09:47:43 (MDT)
Well done, Phil - you will enjoy it very much, I have absolutely
no doubt!
Lager
- Friday, May 10, 2002 at 02:49:21 (MDT)
to those who do not Know the BTCC coverage from Thurxton
is on at 2:15pm on ITV1 this Saturday after some footie Program.
Philip Bettany
Bored nothing on T.V yet - Thursday, May 09, 2002 at 14:39:22
(MDT)
Argh! Exams. Lets not go there. Got a 3000-word essay to
do for tomorro. 500 words down, only 2500 left to go. :D
Revision will come soon enough after that. Have the exams started
yet for you? Best of luck as and when they do!
Thruxton was fantastic. Little on the goss side - I think. Any
input from anyone else gratefully acknowledged. There are a
couple of journo's round here somewhere (probably in the boozer),
they might know something.
How was Silverstone? Did the big grunting beasts of Touring
Cars sound as exceptionally good as ours used to?
Lizzie Luvvie <KingOfReptilesHard@work.com>
Getting outside of a pizza. - Thursday, May 09, 2002 at 13:38:35
(MDT)
GAP:
"Quite literally, I'm on the ring road"
Lager
Standing behind Mattie and Webby....... - Thursday, May 09,
2002 at 03:39:19 (MDT)
Ciao Lizzie - nice to know someone has missed me! I'm stuck
at home revising for end of year uni exams and missed Thruxton,
any goss? I did go to Silverstone though and that was fab!
What's all this Alan Partridge stuff? I'm completely lost...
GAP
- Wednesday, May 08, 2002 at 14:58:58 (MDT)
So Matty J doesn't want any Alan Partridge for the next seven
days?
So no 'AHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA' then? No 'Smell My Cheese', or 'Zombie's
don't have tails?'
Just a thought.
Beast of Bodmin
<frontendch@ter>
Shepherds Bush, getting in line already - Wednesday, May 08,
2002 at 04:18:53 (MDT)
Altho I'm not Lager, I'd just like to say Thruxton was tippy
top. Save for the Clio crash, which was right in front of me
- bit scary there, v worried for all the drivers.
Good to see Matty James having an amble round though!
Has anyone seen GAP lately - havent heard from her in ages on
here.
Lizzie Luvvie <Darkchocolate@home.com>
Undoing the Doors of Consciousness - Tuesday, May 07, 2002 at
16:59:34 (MDT)
Al how was Thurxton????.
Another 2 wins for Vauxhall and a whole 4 weeks then its Siverstone
and a very busy weekend ahead with the F3 and GTs in the same
meeting fingers crossed for a MG win soon :)
Its goin be a long MAY
PHIL
Philip Bettany
- Tuesday, May 07, 2002 at 16:09:45 (MDT)
In respect of Matthew James' request this weekend, I would
ask that we should all refrain from any Alan Partridge quotes
for the following seven days, please.
Thank you.
(Never gonna see him, never gonna see him)
Lager
Home now...... - Monday, May 06, 2002 at 16:17:46 (MDT)
I really have nothing intelligent to say apart from good
luck this weekend Alan.
and that I'm not driving a mini metro
theres no point finishing the question because I'm not driving
a mini metro.
I'll just speak over you.
Bezza <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, May 03, 2002 at 12:31:26 (MDT)
Yes, I know a few people having been asking so OK: I am the
reason behind today's Sun front page story rearding Kyliepops.
I am!
Anna Shacklady
Sucking Kylie - Friday, May 03, 2002 at 07:50:03 (MDT)
Thank you, Phil! If only!
And thank you to Mattie for a most wonderful birthday gift,
which Bid didn't understand anyway. I said it was a way of lighting
a natural coal fire whilst removing unwanted wallpaper.
Lager
- Friday, May 03, 2002 at 03:37:13 (MDT)
Enter your comments here...
Somebody Someone <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, May 02, 2002 at 10:14:28
(MDT)
Happy Birthday Al
whats it like being 21 again ;)
philip Bettany
- Wednesday, May 01, 2002 at 05:08:04 (MDT)
What's so rude about a body?
Beast of Bodmin <somebody@somewhere.com>
Closer To Cod (Fish n Chip Shop) - Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at
09:45:50 (MDT)
Predictions?
Allard to be pinched by a gang of gun-toting mallards.
That little griffin thing on the badge of all the Vauxhalls
to come to life on Matt Neal's Astra and steal the roof off
the grandstand at the chicane.
Jason Plato to land his plane on Yvan Muller's roof, just as
the Frenchman is about to win the sprint race by a slender 74
lap margin.
The chips in the paddock diner to escape from the frier and
dance hand in hand on the spectator banking around the complex.
Beast of Bodmin <cookpassbabtridge.tw@>
My Plaice or Yours (Fish n Chip Shop) - Tuesday, April 30, 2002
at 09:43:31 (MDT)
I think you're being unjustly harsh on yourself, Mattie.
Fever. Thruxton. Predictions anyone?
Lager
- Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at 06:48:35 (MDT)
I'm wasting my life
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, April 29, 2002 at 08:38:59
(MDT)
You sound exhausted. Have you been running?
Lager
- Monday, April 29, 2002 at 08:01:09 (MDT)
In the pub.
That's where Lager is.
He lives there.
I spot him every day.
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, April 29, 2002 at 03:22:18
(MDT)
Yeah - and chewing gum. It was a shameful appearence, and
one of which I am far from proud.
I have moved onto sugar free gum instead of sucking mints, as
my last trip to the dentist was slightly more costly than I
had budgetted for!
Lager
- Saturday, April 27, 2002 at 12:23:13 (MDT)
Can I get the televisual Where's Lager? He appeared at 2.33
in the background.
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@work.com>
Away from Tv... - Saturday, April 27, 2002 at 09:10:23 (MDT)
Well done Phil. :)
I was a contender though, dagnabbit!
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@work.com>
In front of TV - Saturday, April 27, 2002 at 06:58:18 (MDT)
I think that says it all - Phil seems to be this week's "Where's
Lager?" winner!
Lager <somebody@somewhere.com>
- Saturday, April 27, 2002 at 06:15:11 (MDT)
IF anyone doen't know the BTCC is on ITV1 at 2:15pm tomorrow
u do NOW.
has anyone spotted Al in Motorsport news interviewing Katherine
legge??
PHIL
Philip Bettany
- Friday, April 26, 2002 at 11:45:05 (MDT)
I haven't looked in Smiths this week, will get back to you
on Where's Lager after that.
Lizzie Luvvie
University. :s - Friday, April 26, 2002 at 06:40:32 (MDT)
C'mon...whose gonna play Where's Lager? We've had no replies
yet!
Birds, Fags and booze - the staple stuff of life Lager. Welcome
all the new posters (I don't mean the things you hang on the
wall with blue tack). It is great that we are getting more people
here.
PS: Thanks Webbie for the new front page job. Well played. Pics
on way!
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, April 26, 2002 at 05:59:05
(MDT)
Oh joy.
Anna - welcome back. Jolly funny, the quotes and all that. Cut
and paste is much safer with Anna, methinks.
And Matt - welcome! Those kind hearted people at btccpages.com,
a jolly fine website....
We have a slightly more slapstick approach to postings here,
as you may already have noticed.
We can also boast the one and only Matthew James from Motorsport
News. He can be teased out with beer, cigarettes or birds. All
three guarantee an appearance.
Lager
- Friday, April 26, 2002 at 05:33:35 (MDT)
Is she always willing to put her chuddies in other people's
pockets?
Everybody needs a hobby, I guess...
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforce@work.com>
New York, according to the music on the local radio... - Thursday,
April 25, 2002 at 18:08:45 (MDT)
Andi's kind and considerate like that though. You should
know that! Always ready to help...
Matt Lamprell <matt@btccpages.com>
If only I knew!... - Thursday, April 25, 2002 at 17:34:30 (MDT)
OK. I'll come clean. I do have a little thing for GAP.
Oulton was marvleous. Mr James, you were marvleous and your
full page and comment just oh so spot on. Mr Hyde, you also
were marvleous. I didn't see Em, but I loved her.
Mr James, please put the poisoned one on the list another ...
erm ... 881 times, I think.
To keep all the cockles of all your pretty hearts warm and well,
here are a few double entendres I've just come across.
MICHAEL BUERK watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle
a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's eclipse
coverage remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're
rubbing each other and he's come in his shorts."
> > >
KEN BROWN commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his
caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish
Open:
"Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he
prefers to do it by himself."
> > >
MIKE HALLETT discussing missed snooker shots on
Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's
misses every chance he gets."
> > >
JACK BURNICLE was talking about Colin Edwards'tyres on
World Superbikes: "Colin had a hard on in practice
earlier, and I bet he wished he had a hard on now."
> > >
CHRIS TARRANT discussing the first Millionaire
winner Judith Keppel on This Morning: "She was
practising fastest finger first by herself in bed
last night."
> > >
STEWART MACHIN commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's
formidable lead: "Tony has a quick look between his
legs and likes what he sees."
> > >
ROSS KING discussing relays with champion runner Phil
Redmond: "Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third
leg."
> > >
RICHIE BENAUD, during the 1989 British Masters
golf tournament: "Notices are appearing at courses
telling golfers not to lick their balls on the green."
> > >
BOBBY SIMPSON made this inspired comment when
cricketer Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a
Durham v Lancashire match:"With his lovely soft hands
he just tossed it off."
> > >
CLAIR FRISBY talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look
North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage
inside you on a cold night like this."
> > >
JAMES ALLEN interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand
Prix, asked: "What does it feel like being rammed up
the backside by Barrichello?"
> > >
STEVE RYDER covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros
felt much better today after a 69."
> > >
BROUGH SCOTT, after seeing the new stand at Doncaster
race course for the first time: "My word, look at that
magnificent erection."
> > >
WILLIE CARSON was telling Claire Balding how jockeys
prepare for a big race when he said: "They usually
have four or five dreams a night about coming from
different positions."
> > >
STEVE LEONARD, talking about vegetation on Vets In The
Wild, told Trude: "There's something big growing
between my legs."
> > >
CARENZA LEWIS about finding food in the Middle Ages on
Time Team Live said: "You'd eat beaver if you could
get it."
Anna Shacklady
- Thursday, April 25, 2002 at 08:51:14 (MDT)
He did, you know. He's quite right.
Lager
- Thursday, April 25, 2002 at 06:03:09 (MDT)
I bloody Partridged over the PA and sent Lager into fits
of laughter. I do wish people would pay attention...
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Never gonna notice, never gonna notice - Wednesday, April 24,
2002 at 09:35:38 (MDT)
Attention Motorsport News Readers!
The return of the "Where's Lager?" competition!
Lager
- Wednesday, April 24, 2002 at 05:36:09 (MDT)
I'm afraid I don't know what any of you are talking about.
Empty cigarette box, lighter, ball point, and what looks like
a tiny piece of the material from an Oakley soft cover. That
was the entire contents. Andi must have known my case was getting
worn out, so kindly slipped me bit a material that might serve
to effect repairs with. Thanks, Andi!
BTW - nice to welcome you people here!
And Bezza - there was one, and it was deeply embedded. Would
you like a Horlicks?
Lager
- Wednesday, April 24, 2002 at 05:03:22 (MDT)
As if Andi would do something like that.......
Tom Jones <tom@motorphoto.co.uk>
Just in front of my computer in not-so-deepest Staffordshire
- Wednesday, April 24, 2002 at 04:52:54 (MDT)
Weren't yer kecks were it Andi? :p
(Piccies came out nicely, btw...)
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@work.com>
Bouncy Castle, corner of the fairground. - Tuesday, April 23,
2002 at 17:57:11 (MDT)
Al, have you emptied your pockets yet from Oulton Park? I
think something of mine got in there by accident.
Andi <andi@btccpages.com>
Bed - Tuesday, April 23, 2002 at 17:38:07 (MDT)
FIRE FIRE the fair's on fire.
Oulton was great. I was there. Great to see Paul win, and Mr.
Hyde was very good with his interviews albeit I am disappointed
he didnt say something Partridgesque.
Right, can you phone bill oddie...
Somebody Someone <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Tuesday, April 23, 2002 at 12:17:13
(MDT)
Sorry to hear you were unwell at the weekend, Phil - hope
you're feeling better now, and that the web broadcast kept you
up to date! MG before Peugeot is your prediction then, is it?!
You might be right there.
And Mattie - no need for apologies - we wimped a little ourselves
as we didn't do the full and complete Matthew Street experience.
Quote of the weekend goes to Paul O'Neill, when told of our
planned expedition to the hub f Liverpool nightlife:
"It doesn't necessarily make you bad person....".
Al
- Tuesday, April 23, 2002 at 05:41:38 (MDT)
Well, now you come to mention it, Uncle Bloke .... remember
me? Forgotten where I live? Mummy said to quote Mae West at
you but I'm too young to know what she meant ...
Maxie Little Bird <Same
as Mummy's>
At playschool - Tuesday, April 23, 2002 at 04:20:13 (MDT)
I couldn't make it to Oulton as I was very ill so i did the
second best thing I listened to the racing on TOCA RADIO on
the Internet.
4 Different Winners in 4 rounds All Vauxhalls NOW ITS MGs Turn
to win :D
Philip Bettany
- Monday, April 22, 2002 at 12:24:49 (MDT)
THE Cavern Club, Liverpool?
What a fantastico night out can be had there. Shame you missed
a night there dude :(
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@worknow.com>
Drowning in a bottle - Monday, April 22, 2002 at 11:51:11 (MDT)
Must apologise to all the people I let down over the weekend...
1) Ian Titchmarsh, Alan Hyde and Emma Lager.
For my non-appearance on Saturday night. I was due to go to
the Cavern Club but things didn't work out as I'd planned. Most
frustrating, but hopefully a situation which will be rectified
later in the year...
2) Katherine Legge.
I appreciate that there was no need for the dirty text message
on Saturday night. I am sorry if that, in any way, contributed
to what happened on Sunday...
3) Lizzie Luvvie
For whizzing past you in a blur on Sunday afternoon and not
even stopping to say hello. Wanted to catch all those driver-types
before they scurried off home....
4) Carl McKellar and the magic meal tickets
I assumed it would be OK for me to invite Matty B for breakfast
on Sunday morning, knowing full well that our BTCC man was unlikely
to see another Renault all day (Collard was out at this stage).
Very rude..
I am sure the others will creep out of the woodwork if they
want me to crawl to them too. Again, I am sorry, and throw myself
at your mercy...
MJ
Matt James <fish@hatstand.radiator>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, April 22, 2002 at 10:45:20
(MDT)
Wahey! What a fantastic weekend.
Owy wins, Clio's amuse and the sunshine was out.
Oulton is a fantabulous circuit :D
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@play.com>
Down at the Chicane - Monday, April 22, 2002 at 05:37:28 (MDT)
Hey there Bonne - have you tried looking on www.btccpages.com
or www.ten-tenths.com?
If you can't find anything there, try their links pages.
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@work.com>
Bonzai Plantations Inc - Friday, April 19, 2002 at 08:37:57
(MDT)
I would like to find out more information about Jason Plato,
his biography if there is one etc. I can't seem to access his
website.
Bonne Yeomans <b.r.o.yeomans@btinternet.com>
UK - Friday, April 19, 2002 at 08:21:25 (MDT)
Perhaps there's a little transsexual in all of us.
Lizzie Luvvie <mesmerised@shinyhouse.com>
In bottle of bleach - Friday, April 19, 2002 at 05:35:27 (MDT)
... and I thought I was the only bird-bloke!
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
Lying protrate with shock ... - Friday, April 19, 2002 at 01:48:32
(MDT)
Is Mark and Lard's "Shed of Dread" on tour this weekend or
something?
"It's winking at me... Arrgghghhhhhhhhh...."
Quality item.
Alternatively, maybe he/she's working at the deluxe restaurant/bar/eatery
establishment. Your wallet would certainly be lightened in there.
The Webmaster Bloke
<webmaster@alanhydefanzone.co.uk>
It's winking at me... - Thursday, April 18, 2002 at 18:37:25
(MDT)
Ladies and Gentleman, roll up roll up, in co-ordination with
BMP we bring you - you lucky lucky people - the very first Bearded
Lady of Oulton Park.
To enter the tent is to view things no human should be subjected
to, but if you wish to frighten your senses, have your mind
expanded and your wallets lightened, step right up for a voyage
into the unknown.
Lizzie Luvvie <mysphincterclosed@altontowers.com>
They call this place Oblivion. - Thursday, April 18, 2002 at
18:03:11 (MDT)
You're a bloody bloke!
Lager
- Thursday, April 18, 2002 at 10:25:41 (MDT)
Of course I am not a girl!
Matt-(ilda) James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, April 18, 2002 at 05:17:20
(MDT)
Elizabeth???????
You never mentioned this name before. I think before I go committing
myself to an evening out on Matthew Street with you, Matthew,
I'd like some kind of commitment from you that your middle name
isn't Elizabeth, please, Matthew.
What do you take us for? Lady Boys?
Lager
- Thursday, April 18, 2002 at 04:54:47 (MDT)
If it was just the potatoes that were affected, at the end
of the day, you will pay the price if you’re a fussy eater.
If they could afford to emigrate then they could afford to eat
in a modest restaurant.
Matthew Elizabeth James
<somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, April 17, 2002 at 06:33:43
(MDT)
'Both barrels. BANG! Youd hit the wall.'
'Whats ur favourite beatles album then?'
'I'd have to say: The best of the Beatles'
'NOT IN THAT DRAWER!'
'Its not five star but its certainly competitive'
'You plow the family into the field, the fill in the pond with
the concrete, you blow up the tree and use the leaves to make
a dress for your wife who is also your brother!'
'JET!'
Craig Bezza <craigbezzer@hotmail.com>
Preston, Lancs - Tuesday, April 16, 2002 at 16:40:03 (MDT)
"I hate the general public."
GAP - have you fallen out with us all?
Anna Shacklady
- Tuesday, April 16, 2002 at 07:18:57 (MDT)
Noted. SLAP. Better now.
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Sunday, April 14, 2002 at 07:46:36
(MDT)
You guys that know me well (and you know who you are) were
supposed to be impressed that I even bothered to make a motor-racing
observation given that I'd rather watch paint dry!
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
Sulking ... - Sunday, April 14, 2002 at 07:19:26 (MDT)
Jules: No, with a fired up Williams and a still to be fully
proved Ferrari, the race could prove to be a Battle Royal.
Lager: Yes, Monkey Tennis is a winner!
Lizzie Luvvie: I'll ring Menthorn or Tigers Eye, to see if they
need a more diverse program to their productions.
We could even get Sue Cook on board, no she'd just pull out
at the last moment.
All: Come On Joons!
Randolph W McClements
<somebody@somewhere.com>
You know, really quick-on-the-draw, quick-on-the-draw - Sunday,
April 14, 2002 at 03:26:06 (MDT)
As television ideas go Monkey Tennis is a winner, Rolf Harris
could present. Murray Walker on commentary. Verinarian companies
could sponsor, alongside Fyffes and Slazenger.
Animal interest, sport interest, surrealist interest: all major
markets covered.
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@work.com>
Refried beans should be consumed on the night they were bought
- Saturday, April 13, 2002 at 16:35:04 (MDT)
Indeed, an excellent question, Jules.
The answer, of course, is Monkey Tennis.
Lager
Trafalgar Square - Saturday, April 13, 2002 at 14:46:48 (MDT)
Okay, this is a motor-racing web page so I'll try to add
something intelligent to it! lol
Michael Schumacher in pole position and his team-mate second?
Is it a foregone conclusion? Comments, please ...
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
Confusion ... - Saturday, April 13, 2002 at 10:14:34 (MDT)
Whilst in my local corner shop I noticed a packet of Hula
Hoops Shoks. They are in a square orange pack offering us 'Totally
Cheesy Flavour", with a face in manic expression, is this Mr
Hyde? - We should be told!
"Can we have four full British-Isles breakfasts, please."
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Standing on the corner - Saturday, April 13, 2002 at 03:51:47
(MDT)
I got a 404 Webbie, but will persist. Spent sat night at
a Kosheen concert in Manc and loved it. They didn't do an encore
tho: most disappointing. Lead singer carries hersen well ;)
Cheers for the head up.
'All the chickens go 'wah, why am I so big'?'
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@universityeducation.com
(duhhhh)>
I'm hungry - Friday, April 12, 2002 at 04:45:24 (MDT)
At last a Saleen worth watching and hearing.
"You’re listening to ‘Today’s Farmer’"
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Heading around the M25 at breakneck speed. - Friday, April 12,
2002 at 02:15:41 (MDT)
Well, can I just say, thanks. Thanks for all of these wonderful
quotes. They bring joy to my day.
We particularly like the use of the @ in 12" plate, Beast. Good
work.
"Can I have my sausages burnt to a crisp, so they can only be
recognised by their dental records."
Lager <somebody@somewhere.com>
Swaffham - Thursday, April 11, 2002 at 16:54:13 (MDT)
We never did find out what was in 'that drawer' did we!
Anyway, Lizzie - I reckon you need to head on over to www.xfm.co.uk
and find/listen to the Kosheen session which Claire Sturgess
played out The Works on XFM the other night. I'm not a big fan
by any means, but it was a particularly bostin' session - I
was wittering on to somebody else about it earlier in the week.
XFM's website appears to be a little deranged at the moment
though, and all links lead to 404 Not Found, but persevere and
enjoy...
"It’s like Kilroy, but with tea, wagon wheels and Sue Cook."
The Webmaster Bloke
<webmaster@alanhydefanzone.co.uk>
Getting a bit too regular round these parts lately... - Thursday,
April 11, 2002 at 07:59:48 (MDT)
"Wash My Car"
Beast of Bodmin
<twelveinchpl@te>
Linton Travel Tavern, Norwich - Thursday, April 11, 2002 at
07:49:08 (MDT)
Ta, Lager. :)
'You feed beefburgers to swans!!'
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@thedoghouse.co.uk>
Kosheen Heaven - Thursday, April 11, 2002 at 04:46:53 (MDT)
That kissing sound wasn’t someone kissing me, or kissing
a cock, it’s simply – a cockerel I mean – it’s simply a way
of saying it’s Valentine’s day, a day on which Mr. Al Capone
ruined a romantic night out for many diners by massacring them.
Died of syphilis, he did, so there is some justice. Anyway,
time for me now to hand over to a man who hopefully will not
be massacring anyone this evening or indeed killing them with
syphilis, is Monsieur David Clifton.
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
10 King Road, Norwich - Thursday, April 11, 2002 at 02:38:16
(MDT)
Hi Phil!
Welcome back! Yeah I watched it and very much enjoyed it. Hope
you did too!
Al
Al <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, April 10, 2002 at 16:44:33
(MDT)
Hi Al
Haven't posted here for ages.
Did u watch the BTCC on ITV1 last Saturday???
Keep up the good work
PHIL
Philip Bettany <philipbettany@hotmail.com>
- Tuesday, April 09, 2002 at 15:29:57 (MDT)
I'm a poor man, and therefore only own the VHS version of
the series, which is a classic of all time.
With regard to the new series - that very website quotes the
words:
"Coogan has not appeared as Partridge for three years, although
he is working on a new TV series for the character."
Apparently, the Geordie bloke is going to be his 'driver', and
Lynn is still going to be his long-suffering PA.
Excellent stuff... Also, rumours abound that the BBC are going
to repeat the previous series prior to showing the new stuff!
The Webmaster Bloke
<webmaster@alanhydefanzone.co.uk>
Smelling cheese with the best of them... - Tuesday, April 09,
2002 at 15:28:23 (MDT)
Is that right, Webster? Fantastic.
I mean, if a DVD can get dog eared, mine most certainly is!
A new series would be a marvellous remedy.
To those of you that have not a clue what we are talking about,
and who could blame you, there is news of a new series of Alan
Partridge! It seems Webby may be the man to fill us in on more
details!
And Lizzy, welcome back, for you were missed!
Lager <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Tuesday, April 09, 2002 at 15:17:15
(MDT)
A-haaaaaaaa... New series on the way, I can hardly contain
my excitement.
The Webmaster Bloke
<webmaster@alanhydefanzone.co.uk>
Filming the Hamilton's Water Breaks 2002 promotional video on
the Norfolk Broads... - Tuesday, April 09, 2002 at 10:05:14
(MDT)
That.
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforce@work.org>
Boo! - Tuesday, April 09, 2002 at 03:42:58 (MDT)
Just had to say that.
Lager
- Monday, April 08, 2002 at 15:32:43 (MDT)
Where, what, who, tell all?
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Under my thumb - Monday, April 08, 2002 at 08:42:22 (MST)
Ladies and Gentlemen. I've got a job.
S Wah
Allover the place - Monday, April 08, 2002 at 06:53:20 (MST)
Never gonna use 'em, never gonna use 'em
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
The genius of my location - Monday, April 08, 2002 at 06:37:12
(MST)
The EBF stands at £40.70, so we are well on our way. Special
thanks to Mr Tichmarsh for the truly amazing donation.
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Outside Lloyds - Saturday, April 06, 2002 at 04:02:59 (MST)
And there was me thinking only Mr James would get that one
- nice one Webby!
Lager <somebody@somewhere.com>
- Wednesday, April 03, 2002 at 10:39:47 (MST)
Must admit the ARByone looked rather despondent when I asked
him about the lack of 'entertainment' on the grid this year,
although these rumours of extensive digitised photo collection
from last season worry me somewhat.
The small sample I have been sent (which I really, really must
do something with... apart from looking at them) appear to have
affected my eyesight quite badly...
The Webmaster Bloke
<webmaster@alanhydefanzone.co.uk>
In the Radio Norwich green room... - Wednesday, April 03, 2002
at 09:52:57 (MST)
Well, I do when I see you sitting there all down and depressed,
like.
Lager <somebody@somewhere.com>
- Wednesday, April 03, 2002 at 03:02:22 (MST)
Glad to see all at brands, but alas I am depressed. No, I
am distraught, The racing was first class, even the support
classes (F3s, GTs) were great, Lagers new bird with the short
haircut looked stunning. But WHERE WERE THE GRID GIRLS???? I
mean the cars are a nice distraction, but when the serious job
of letching came round, all i could see was cars. I am depressed.
comments please.
Arblist <Knackered@Home.co.uk>
Parking my huge truck, in a compound. - Tuesday, April 02, 2002
at 05:35:26 (MST)
Ian McKellar Jnr.
Need I say any more. Sublime. Did you see him in qualifying?
Did you? Did two laps, stuck it on pole by a mile and parked
it. Cool or what.!? The quickest, the best.
And for those who said Erdos would blow Joons away - did you
see the lap times? Hey? Did you?
Joons sets the car's quickest lap on knackered rubber!! How's
that for talent?
JOONS IS GOD
MJ
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, April 01, 2002 at 11:26:56
(MST)
Mr Webmaster.
I I I I'm so ashamed! I'll load myself onto the clay shooter
if you like and cry PULL!
Randolph W McClements
<somebody@somewhere.com>
Please forgive me as I have sinned...... - Friday, March 29,
2002 at 08:35:32 (MST)
Brands is a-here. I hear the Clios were out yesterday and
having fun. 32 registered cars - first corner.
Place your bets!! Place your bets!!
I'll be there sunday/Monday - I expect you all to come say hello,
cause I ain't got a clue :s
Mr Matty James, how could anyon say the inserts were boring.
They were inspirational. Keep up the work-rate. (Slacker!).
Lizzie Luvvie <inthedark@work.com>
Keeping it clean, but not so real. - Friday, March 29, 2002
at 05:00:14 (MST)
Missed that one, but now altered, but as His Jamesness asks
moderation in your choice of language would be appreciated.
There are a lot of visitors into this site, and particularly
the guestbook and it is a family site, so keep it clean, and
keep it real.
Ta.
The Webmaster Bloke
<webmaster@alanhydefanzone.co.uk>
Doing a million things at the same time... - Thursday, March
28, 2002 at 08:52:23 (MST)
May I implore the people on this site to moderate their language.
You never know who is dropping in to this site....
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, March 28, 2002 at 07:03:29
(MST)
Anna's message directly below it is responsible too, webbie.
Thanks.
MJ
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, March 28, 2002 at 07:02:18
(MST)
No sooner said than done.
The Webmaster Bloke
<webmaster@alanhydefanzone.co.uk>
Here, and there... - Thursday, March 28, 2002 at 06:35:36 (MST)
Could webbie please moderate the language on this site. I
am appalled...
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, March 28, 2002 at 06:25:55
(MST)
How about You Suck by The Yeastie Girls.
BRANDS IS HERE! MrJames. Mr Lager. The season starts here. Frightening.
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Anna Shacklady
Spying on GAP ... - Thursday, March 28, 2002 at 03:38:43 (MST)
Mr James Excellent Choice!
Ms 'Shacklady' - Blur is an exceptable addition, even the Napalm
Death, who I'm sure are quite nice people but i have had trouble
with my search engine looking up 'Eat My P(asty) by The Tw(i)t
Sisters' I just seem to get porn - mind you, now I know why
my servants internet bills are so high.
Randolph Winston McClements
<somebody@somewhere.com>
Under the Bentley - Thursday, March 28, 2002 at 01:59:12 (MST)
Twist The Knife by Napalm Death; Popscene by Blur (and video);
Eat My P(asty) by The Tw(i)t Sisters are all good to get up
to in a morning (or get it up to in the morning).
Anna Shacklady
- Wednesday, March 27, 2002 at 08:21:33 (MST)
Great, Great song which fills me with jingoistic pride...
Victoria by the Kinks
Long ago life was clean
Sex was bad and obscene
And the rich were so mean
Stately homes for the Lords
Croquet lawns, village greens
Victoria was my queen
Victoria, Victoria, Victoria, 'toria
I was born, lucky me
In a land that I love
Though I am poor, I am free
When I grow I shall fight
For this land I shall die
Let her sun never set
Victoria, Victoria, Victoria, 'toria
Victoria, Victoria, Victoria, toria
Land of hope and gloria
Land of my Victoria
Land of hope and gloria
Land of my Victoria
Victoria, 'toria
Victoria, Victoria, Victoria, 'toria
Canada to India
Australia to Cornwall
Singapore to Hong Kong
From the West to the East
From the rich to the poor
Victoria loved them all
Victoria, Victoria, Victoria, 'toria
Victoria, Victoria, Victoria
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, March 27, 2002 at 06:36:04
(MST)
What is your favourit British song? Rule Britannia, Good
Save the Queen, Waterloo Sunset etc etc....
Advise please.
Randolph Winston McClements
<somebody@somewhere.com>
My Mansion - Wednesday, March 27, 2002 at 06:14:44 (MST)
Did you hear him? The great man? Alan Lager Hyde on a national
radio station last night.
He got some thoroughly-deserved praise from TALKsport DJ Ian
Collins. Then, believe it or not, our hero managed a few words
live on air to the waiting millions.
They were, and I quote: "It was a laugh, it was a gaggle, it
was a wheeze..."
(You had to listen to get the context of that - I can't explain
it here...)
I am stunned and now love Mr Hyde even more. I thought I would
get on the website quick today before a flood of new-found fans
make their way here to post messages. My favourite two DJs on
one show. It was almost unbearable.
Matty J
PS: Webbie. Don't forget the opening riffs to Ram Jam's "Black
Betty"....top class, mate.
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, March 27, 2002 at 01:28:26
(MST)
But, but, but - you need to hear "The Chain" in it's full
glorious entirety. I begin to foam at the mouth when I hear
the rifftastic bit, without the jangly acoustic buildy-uppy
bit on radio stations across the UK.
The same with the old Blue Oyster Cult's "Don't Fear The Reaper",
don't cut the bloomin' thing short. Play the full splendour
of the track, don't sell us short.
Thanks for listening, and now we'll return you to our regular
programming on Riff-a-rama FM.
The Webmaster Bloke
<webmaster@alanhydefanzone.co.uk>
Jammin' with Mr. Meat Loaf and Ms. Bonnie Tyler in bar in L.A.
- Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 16:34:57 (MST)
Hey, Mattie, i watched the 93 Belgian and Italian GPs on
an old tape last night. Theme tune back then was The Chain.
I went insane, like an insane thing.
Anna Shacklady
- Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 02:43:54 (MST)
Can anyone feel the tension mounting? I have got the opening
chords of Fleetwood Mac's The Chain running through my head.
The anticipation in the MN office is almost unbearable. THE
SEASON STARTS HERE
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, March 25, 2002 at 10:39:03
(MST)
May I say, How good the supplement was! Brought a tear to
my eye I must say.
Just downloaded a vertual synth, takes me back, ahhh!
Randolph McClements
<somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, March 25, 2002 at 08:08:19
(MST)
I hate forums on the web, esp the ones which slag off MN
and the bloody supplement which we worked out bollox off to
produce. If they don't like it, they can uck foff
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, March 25, 2002 at 07:24:03
(MST)
Fenner's go' wot's comin' to 'im, gav'nor.
Yvonne Atkins' smile is nicer than yours, Jim.
It gives me stirrings.
Maxi Purvis. I'd like to take Matthew James and Alan Hyde with
me and make her air tight.
Anna Shacklady
- Friday, March 22, 2002 at 08:54:14 (MST)
Daughter. Slaughter.
GAP: you going to Brands?
Anna Shacklady
- Friday, March 22, 2002 at 05:57:12 (MST)
Silence......
Lager
Tumble Weed Green - Friday, March 22, 2002 at 05:52:13 (MST)
Brown Cardigan
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, March 21, 2002 at 07:10:21
(MST)
Mr James. I find your comments about Autosport offensive.
Or at least I would if I was working for them. I don't so I
suppose in fact I agree with you. Doesn't the truth hurt. You
are the best (although, like Fangio, having been told you are
never actually quite believe it as then your standards will
slip).
Yours
Anna
Anna Shacklady
- Wednesday, March 20, 2002 at 05:43:14 (MST)
Don't forget to get MN this week people. There's something
for everyone...the Matt Neal fans, the Simon Pullan fans, the
Formula Renault fans, the Formula Ford fans and on and on it
goes....
I would also like to say happy birthday to Emma and ask if Lager
got to unwrap everything he wanted on her special day...?
MJ
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, March 18, 2002 at 07:12:50
(MST)
My identity is protected by the Official Secrets Act 1984.
Well, that's what those nice people from MI5 told me... or was
it MFI? I forget now.
The Webmaster Bloke
<webmaster@alanhydefanzone.co.uk>
Here, and there... - Monday, March 18, 2002 at 06:40:20 (MST)
Webbie-bloke in a bit of an enigma (and I don't mean a member
of the early-nineties Gothic-meets-Enya tripe)...
He turns up here when he feels like it, posts instructions at
the top of the guestbook page, interjects with comments and
then doesn't reply when people ask him things.
It's a mystery (and I dont mean a s*** song by the lisping Toyah
Wilcox...)
I kinda like his cloak and dagger approach. He watches everything
that goes on, yet doesn't react (a bit like the reporting in
Autosport)...
Who is this man? Will he ever make himself known? We wonder...
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, March 18, 2002 at 06:32:11
(MST)
IS that what they meant in high school when they were on
about life cycles? :s
Lizzie <darkforces@work.com>
- Monday, March 18, 2002 at 06:14:53 (MST)
Fair point...
Took her for a drink on Monday,
Went up the football on Tuesday,
Took her to Brands on Wednesday,
Got dumped on Thursday,
Out with the lads on Friday,
Met this bird on Saturday,
Asked her out on Sunday,
Took her for a drink on Monday,
(Repeat to fade....)
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, March 18, 2002 at 06:06:20
(MST)
Got dumped on Thursday?
Lager
- Monday, March 18, 2002 at 05:02:00 (MST)
Took her for a drink on Monday,
Went up the football on Tuesday,
Took her to Brands on Wednesday,
Anyone think of the rest of the lines for this song?
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Sunday, March 17, 2002 at 23:45:57
(MST)
Fenner as Governor of G Wing? OMG! I'll be good, I'll be
good, I'll be good.
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
HMP Larkhall - Saturday, March 16, 2002 at 02:36:08 (MST)
get in,get up, get on. Mark Webber. Always take the webber
with you!!!!
Marky Mark <minardi1pointpls>
not here and not there - Friday, March 15, 2002 at 06:47:10
(MST)
Maxi Purvis. Bad Girl. Sounds like a British Leyland car.
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, March 15, 2002 at 06:14:26
(MST)
Free the Larkhall One, I say. Atkins is inncoent, you 'ear!
Innocent!
Plus I'd rather like to be her 'first' once she does get out.
She'll be gaggin' forrit and set to go like a belt-fed mortar.
Atkins in Japanese schoolgirl pants. Or GAP. Any will do.
Anna Shacklady
- Friday, March 15, 2002 at 05:27:51 (MST)
Crawley has a squareabout. Must be plane fumes from Gatwick
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, March 14, 2002 at 04:55:58
(MST)
Oii Webby!
Did you know in the video for Ghost Town, Jerry Dammers burnt
his leg on the light that was in the cars footwell?
Coventry - its why people are sent there.
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, March 14, 2002 at 04:53:46
(MST)
You think that's bad? Ever been on the Magic Roundabout in
Swindon? Bizarre!
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
Somewhere in my dull memory - Thursday, March 14, 2002 at 02:57:55
(MST)
Is Coventry really that bad?
I've only been there once and got COMPLETELY lost. What is it
with that bloody elevated ring-road thing, it's bizarre.
Apparently, the Specials wrote that very song for their home
town of Coventry. I guess it's lucky they didn't hail from Northwich,
Cheshire - recently voted the dullest place in the UK.
But there again, the Charlatans do, but haven't written any
songs about the place... yet!?
The Webmaster Bloke
<webmaster@alanhydefanzone.co.uk>
Officially, the dullest town in the UK - Wednesday, March 13,
2002 at 17:32:52 (MST)
All the clubs have been closed down
Too much fighting on the dancefloor!
Lizzie Luvvie
Coventry - Wednesday, March 13, 2002 at 06:46:34 (MST)
Japanese schoolgirls pants. Discuss/Disgust.
Anna Shacklady
- Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 11:41:43 (MST)
Dis town ahhh-ahhhh is comin like a ghost town.
Could have been something I've said, I'll get me coat
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 03:54:48
(MST)
I went home for Mothers Day.
But now I'm back - good to see you missed us Matty.
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@work.com>
Home - Monday, March 11, 2002 at 07:23:52 (MST)
I've never known the place so quiet! Where is everyone?
MJ
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, March 11, 2002 at 07:01:46
(MST)
But Champion of what? He already has the title of 'Next year
I will be Champion' Champion
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, March 08, 2002 at 06:06:05
(MST)
David Coulthard. Champion.
David Coulthard. Champion.
David Coulthard. Champion.
You see what I did there, GAP? I was just seeing if you could
have that name and that word in the same sentence, but it just
didn't seem to work.
A full stop kept creeping in. Period.
Thanks for your words of wisdom, Mr James. Reading them was
joyous.
Lager
- Friday, March 08, 2002 at 05:46:31 (MST)
About time we had some more grid boys I say.
I'm not an optimist Lager... blind faith's what gets me thru!
But, I do agree with you on one thing - Danny Watts for the
FR title. Isn't that right Anna?
GAP <somebody@somewhere.com>
At uni. Bored. Very bored. - Friday, March 08, 2002 at 05:22:31
(MST)
Returning to the motorsport questions for one second, may
I outline my views on the forthcoming season:
BTCC: Yvan Muller has to be favourite for the title. He is a
great driver, massively entertaining and is faster than anyone
else out there. In the production class, simply listen to those
Edenbridge BMWs! The engine note makes the hairs on the back
of your neck stand up...FEVER!
FORMULA RENAULT: It is going to be a fantastic season. I hope
Danny Watts will win, but I am interested to see the development
of Jamie Green, Matt Howson, Will Davison and Ernesto Jose Viso.
There are also two birds on the grid, which is a bit rock and
roll. Steven Kane will do better than people think as well.
Championship order will be: Watts, Bell, Kane, Green, Alex Lloyd,
Lewis Hamilton.
FORMULA FORD: This is going to be a three-way fight between
Alx Danielsson, Wes Barber and Tom Gaymor. From watching testing
so far, my money is on Gaymor. Danielsson is quick but is RIGHT
on the edge, Tom looks more composed. Surprise-wise, look out
for Yuya Sakamoto. The championship order will be: Gaymor, Barber,
Danielsson, Jan Heylen, Michael Conway, Christian England
AVON TYRES JUNIOR FORMULA FORD: This one is harder to predict
than the rest. Ben Clucas stood out as one of the more impressive
drivers last season, but Matt Allison and Phillip Glew are both
equally capable. Neil Doran was last year's Newcomers Cup winner
and will to well, as will Westley Godwin and Jay Howard, although
the latter two haven't raced before. Championship order: Clucas,
Allison, Glew, Daniel Clarke, Howard, Godwin, Doran
BRITISH GT CHAMPIONSHIP: Ian McKellar Junior will win the championship.
I don't need to say any more. Simon Pullan will be the star
of the show and take the GTO spoils.
There you have it. Clios? Tuscans? Who cares!
MJ
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, March 08, 2002 at 05:06:29
(MST)
Yeah, briefly like a motorsport site.
We knew it wouldn't last.
Gridgirls are apparently to be replaced by Team Girls
- MG are miles ahead in this field so far!
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@work.com>
Bingy bingy bang - Thursday, March 07, 2002 at 03:59:38 (MST)
I wish to point out here and now I have never been, nor do
I ever wish to be, likewise Mr Matthew James I'm sure, conkers
deep in the region of Mr Matthew James' bottom and this was
in no way, shape or throbbing form (ooer) the reason he had
bottom problems recently.
Anna Shacklady
- Wednesday, March 06, 2002 at 12:09:36 (MST)
Alan: I hear the AA grid girls have been done away with!
Is this true? If so, looks like I'll have to place my fingers
of fudge elsewhere to give myself a treat. 'Conkers Deep' being
another great phrase ... Matty J: how's the bottom? Not so encrusted
and pain-racked where coxyx meets crack, I do hope.
Anna Shacklady
- Wednesday, March 06, 2002 at 12:07:03 (MST)
It's a great question, Anna. But I am of course, mindful
of the necessity to remain impartial at all times.
I think I could just say that I'm looking forward to the nice
guys doing well in Championships this year. The time has come
for nice blokes to reap the dividends.
On a Renault theme, Danny Watts will have a good year. Heikki
Kovalainen will have a year that proves the talent shown towards
the end of last season. And ironically, both belong to the jolly
good bloke club.
And I look forward to Kimi winning his first Grand Prix. Which
will of course happen, and probably sooner rather than later.
BTCC looks like it’s going to be mega. I hope that Ian Flux’s
comments in MN today about the Production Class / National Saloon
Championship prove unfounded, and that they survive and thrive
throughout this season and beyond. They were great last year
– they weren’t so great in the days when Lionel Abbott used
to win everything in a Saab.
And I look forward to the BTCC providing us with a top Champion.
And that Grid Girls appear before too long. Vote for the skirt.
This is great - this place is looking briefly like a sensible
motor sport forum!
Lager
- Wednesday, March 06, 2002 at 02:28:40 (MST)
Alan: as this site's Numero Uno El Presidente, I feel you
should share with us the things you are most looking forward
to in 2002.
Anna Shacklady
- Tuesday, March 05, 2002 at 11:23:14 (MST)
Or Miss Billericay, which of course, trumps all.
Paper wraps stone, don't forget.
Lager
- Tuesday, March 05, 2002 at 07:16:49 (MST)
You can't argue with arguements like that, unless of course
you happen to be going out with Miss India. Which just about
beats Miss Malaysia...
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@work.com>
Hubba Bubba. - Tuesday, March 05, 2002 at 04:22:34 (MST)
Mr James,
I would like to protest at your comments.
Anyway, I am going out with Miss Malaysia, so ya-boo-sucks to
you!
Love
Alex
Alex Yoong <somebody@somewhere.com>
Garage 22, Melbourne - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 10:17:07 (MST)
While, on many motor racing subjects in particular, I agree
with you, Mr James, this time I do not. DC does not have the
legs of Kimi. Mr Raikkonen, despite debris under his arse through
the race, still set the fastest lap. He is quicker than DC and
will beat him pretty much every time out this year (I don't
accept Melbourne qualifying was a true indicator of pace, due
to the weather, and, had Kimi been ahead in qualifying, would
actually defend DC likewise). Badly held up in the early stages
because of that first corner crash, he was never going to be
up with escapee Coulthard in the early stages, but what he did
do, unlike Coulthard at Monaco, was not get held up by slower
drivers in slower cars. He overtook them and then closed up
on the JPM/Schuey Pooey battle (which, because of it's nature)
meant both drivers were lapping slower than usual.
I agree with the rest of your points, however. Except 10 as
I wouldn't know because it appears I wasn't invited to something.
Never mind, I went to a Renault all-nighter and Murray was there
so ner.
Anna Shacklady
- Monday, March 04, 2002 at 06:38:25 (MST)
Right, so what did we learn from Australia?
1) DC will have the legs of Kimi, but not Schumacher
2) Schumacher M will win the championship
3) Williams has got mega launch control
4) Jaguar are in the shit
5) Sauber will finish ahead of BAR and Jordan again
6) Alex Yoong is truly hopeless
7) Toyota have underplayed their abilities
8) Richard Rodgers is a lightweight
9) Mark Webber is a genius
10) Digital TV is the way to go!
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Still glued to the tele in disbelief - Monday, March 04, 2002
at 06:24:17 (MST)
You're quite an optimist, aren't you GAP?!
Lager
- Monday, March 04, 2002 at 05:12:18 (MST)
I'm sure DC has a gypsy curse on him. Blasted gearbox. Just
a minor glitch though. I predict victory in round 2.
GAP
The dark side. - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 04:47:55 (MST)
GAP? DC for 2002 title? You were saying ... ahem.
Anna Shacklady
- Monday, March 04, 2002 at 04:28:25 (MST)
Once again, I have missed an opportunity to meet our venerable
star. Will the Gods ever smile upon me and grant humble little
me this greatest of honours? I think not.
"And yet, why?", I hear you cry. If I was a bloke (and I'm not,
I'm a bird-bloke - BIG difference) and I fell into a bucket
of tits, I'd come up sucking my thumb. THAT's how lucky I am.
All sympathy gratefully received.
Hope you had a great time, guys, sorry I couldn't be there.
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
In mourning ... - Sunday, March 03, 2002 at 01:12:43 (MST)
F1 Digital+ .........FANTASTIC!
Choose your weapon, and enjoy. On board with Kimi for two laps
of qualifying! Mega!
And Ben Edwards and John Watson commentating - just mega! Memories
of Eurosport and top coverage.
12 quid well spent, I'd say!
Lager
- Saturday, March 02, 2002 at 19:01:14 (PST)
Kimi will beat Coulthard, GAP. It's already happening. Schuey
Pooey will win the title. ps: I need you in my life.
Anna Shacklady
totally addicted to GAP - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 09:07:40
(PST)
DC for 2002 Drivers Champion. Ahem.
GAP <somebody@somewhere.com>
totally addicted to bass - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 08:32:54
(PST)
Well Well well ladies and gentlemen, please take you seats
and let battle commence! Sounds like a high, wide and hansom
start from the outside of the grid for Ferrari.
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 06:17:34
(PST)
Good job you put the note about not shaving in.
Think of the razor burn!
Lizzie Luvvie <crapconnection@home.com>
University. - Thursday, February 28, 2002 at 03:53:59 (PST)
Sorry I've laughed so much at the 'cure' that I can hardly
breathe
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, February 25, 2002 at 12:31:53
(PST)
Much appreciated squire, whoops, I mean laydee
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, February 25, 2002 at 09:52:42
(PST)
A-ha. Thought so. Cure is to tug rapidly and remove all hair
(you'll find it's porbably matted together in this region).
Do not use a razor as it's a difficult area to reach and you
could cause further damage. Then get a friend to either blow
cool air or pour cool water over the area to soothe it. Do not
allow to dry out - use a moisteriser for the next week or so
to keep skin from cracking or crazing. Do not use exfoliating
cream. Simply let nature work its magic.
Anna Shacklady
- Monday, February 25, 2002 at 08:50:24 (PST)
Arse update: It is the coccyx which is causing me pain. Any
remedies gratefully accepted.
PS: Please don't tell me what Lager did - ie: I need an operation
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Under the knife - Monday, February 25, 2002 at 07:13:28 (PST)
Matt: you say your arse hurts. Do you mean right up in the
ring or the bit in the centre at the top of the crack which
sometimes gets sore from trapped sweat overload? Let me know
and I'll be happy to come round and have a look.
Anna Shacklady
- Monday, February 25, 2002 at 06:52:08 (PST)
Hey thank you very much, F@tbird nice though Max is, I'll
just stick to the odd day here and there! - still recovering
from last time!
Matt Great idea! but I've had my 15mins of fame and frankly
i was unimpressed. As for you arse have you tryed sitting on
an innertube?
Lizzie you havent seen my place, so dont go there, but if I
had to I would, I've been there before!
Who ever said "Shit shoveler in Sheffield or Shaint Albans"
you should get out more, of be locked up in a nice soft room!
Thanks anyway to all of ya, you made me remmember it's fun to
smile! :) see
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
- Monday, February 25, 2002 at 02:35:44 (PST)
My arse hurts. Suggestions please...
Lager: Thanks for the book advice, but as anyone who has read
MN can testify, I can't read
Matt James <pain@thearse.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, February 25, 2002 at 01:01:23
(PST)
Mattie! You desperately need to read Ben Elton's latest book
- "Dead Famous".
Your mind is working along seriously similar lines, and I think
therefore that you might rather enjoy it.
It's a bumper read.
Lager
- Friday, February 22, 2002 at 13:26:08 (PST)
A job? Don't get a job! Apply for one of the proliferation
of TV shows offering a year/week/month of free holiday with
a load of fit birds in a far away destination.
Eden and Castaway are perfect examples. Great big lovely birds
with their jugs hanging out, eating half-cooked wildlife and
lounging around on hammocks. Mega.
Alternatively, why not apply for the third Big Brother. But,
make a name for yourself by being worse than Nasty Nick. Dream
up a scam - something like smuggling a mobile phone in with
you - and quickly become the most hated man in Britain for probably
the most trivial act in the world...
Just some ideas...
MJ
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, February 22, 2002 at 08:06:46
(PST)
Enter your comments here...
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Under the moon of love, next to the milky twilight, under the
bridge in the club at the end of the street - Friday, February
22, 2002 at 07:59:42 (PST)
You can be my house cleaner if you like S, plenty for you
to do!
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@work.com>
Dirtville - Friday, February 22, 2002 at 04:36:07 (PST)
Come and look after your honourary neice for me, S Wah, and
I'll go out to work instead ...
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
Wish I COULD go back to work :( - Thursday, February 21, 2002
at 09:35:59 (PST)
Shit shoveler in Sheffield or Shaint Albans?
Pierre Lavague
- Thursday, February 21, 2002 at 09:32:35 (PST)
Ok chaps/chapesses.
Push has come to shove. I'm currently looking for a new career
so have any of you got a good idea of what I can do?
Anything involving shoving or sticking not required.
This is a real plee, so be nice!
. . .and the wringer out for the one arm window cleaner job
has already gone.
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
The Royal Borough of T Wells - Thursday, February 21, 2002 at
05:08:32 (PST)
Ahhh-haaa!
Alan Partridge <somebody@somewhere.com>
Cook Pass Babtridge - Thursday, February 21, 2002 at 04:15:23
(PST)
Is that an open invitation, Anna? If so, I'd like to come
too, please.
And can I make a general request?
I think this web page has become a little overtly sexist. Bash,
bash, bash. It never seems to stop.
There is a guilty party, time and time and time again. You know
who you are.
Please stop this vicious sexism. Please stop being so horrible
to blokes.
On and on it goes.
Lager
- Thursday, February 21, 2002 at 02:17:34 (PST)
GAP: fancy joining me for posh pre-season drinkies in the
lounge of a swanky London hotelia before heading upstairs for
amajor session?
Anna Shacklady
- Thursday, February 21, 2002 at 01:32:57 (PST)
I have just noticed a strange paradox in the opening paragraph
to this page.
It says we should all be nice to each other and try and be honest
about who we are, but then it says the webmaster (who shall
remain nameless!)...out the compter boffin, I say. Come on,
come clean webbie bloke
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, February 21, 2002 at 01:21:22
(PST)
Oh Dear! The belly button fluff must have got in the system
and stopped people from posting....
Matt J <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, February 21, 2002 at 01:18:49
(PST)
I wondered that from time-to-time too Jules! Maybe there
are little fluff fairies that put it there during an afternoon
nap.
Lizzie Luvvie <darkfrces@work.com>
In GAP's navel. :s - Monday, February 18, 2002 at 12:36:26 (PST)
Respect is not a right but a privelege ... and I claim my
right!
Loud enough for you, Bloke? ;)
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
Comtemplating my navel (where did the fluff come from?) - Monday,
February 18, 2002 at 12:11:04 (PST)
Right Anna. A little bit more respect if you wouldn't mind.
If you can't manage some simple social courtesy in your next
message, you and I will have to have to have serious words re
respecting the lay-deez. Capice?
GAP <somebody@somewhere.com>
Amazed at the nerve - Monday, February 18, 2002 at 11:39:45
(PST)
I assure you, Matty, now I'm in there is no room. Unless
you care to come in round the back?
Anna Shacklady
Widening the GAP - Monday, February 18, 2002 at 08:50:09 (PST)
Steve's happy, Anna's perplexed and GAP, Jules and Lager
are all quiet.
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Following Anna into the void. Sorry, I meant GAP...... - Monday,
February 18, 2002 at 07:04:00 (PST)
...
Anna Shacklady
Bridging the GAP - Monday, February 18, 2002 at 04:48:00 (PST)
!
Anna Shacklady
Filling the GAP - Monday, February 18, 2002 at 04:47:30 (PST)
?
Anna Shacklady
Plugging the GAP - Monday, February 18, 2002 at 04:46:47 (PST)
WWWWWOOOOOOOOO-HHHHHHHooooooooooeee!
S Wah, (trade mark)
<somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, February 15, 2002 at 12:34:32
(PST)
He couldn't open his door because he forgot his key.....
Lager
- Friday, February 15, 2002 at 07:37:49 (PST)
Very much so, S!
Gap - don't listen to Anna, she's a Charlatan of Romance - and
she'd two-time you with Matty. You know I am your one true love,
whenever I dream of you I'm reminded of Watford and the London
Underground. And you know I want to drive my train in your...
;)
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@work.com>
Solitary confinement - Friday, February 15, 2002 at 04:49:33
(PST)
. . . forgot to say, I didn't get any V.Day cards but I got
a kiss from someone who I didn't expect, does that count?
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, February 15, 2002 at 03:19:54
(PST)
Thanks webbymeiser, sorry if 'it' did!
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, February 15, 2002 at 03:18:29
(PST)
Anna
Dont toy with my affections
MJ
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, February 14, 2002 at 09:12:00
(PST)
GAP. I shall be in on my own tonight. What I do with myself
will be all your fault. (and I didn't mean chocolates, although
maltesers, fingers of fudge and the tips of crunchies can be
immense fun)
Anna Shacklady
Entering GAP's dark side - Thursday, February 14, 2002 at 09:02:27
(PST)
I had a lovely letter from Miss Nat West-Bank this morning.
Why does she keep writing? I have already told her, I don't
want to make a deposit or a withdrawal.
I would like to protest at Anna's overt sexual advances towards
GAP. Anna, what is wrong with me. You know I have a long-held
admiration for you. Don't spurn me, please. I don't want this
passion to be inrequited...
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, February 14, 2002 at 06:13:30
(PST)
I'd prefer chocolates
GAP <somebody@somewhere.com>
Crossing over to the dark side - Thursday, February 14, 2002
at 05:48:24 (PST)
Tis St Valentine's Day. I love you all. But have a special
love for GAP. To the rest of you I send a card. To GAP, I will
"give it to her personally by hand", said a spokesman.
Anna Shacklady
- Thursday, February 14, 2002 at 05:38:39 (PST)
First time for everything Lager! :p
Never mind eh, Matt...
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@work.com>
Jah-maica - Thursday, February 14, 2002 at 05:19:00 (PST)
I'd lost my key
Matt James <matt.james@haynet.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, February 14, 2002 at 03:46:06
(PST)
I like this - I can make a sensible contribuation!
Yup, Zippy, TOCA Radio is on for 2002! Yippee!
I hope Mr James is feeling a little better, and couldn't open
his front door, this Valentine's morning.
Lager <radio@tocatour.com>
- Thursday, February 14, 2002 at 01:32:52 (PST)
Made a slight edit Anna, but I hope you'll let me off!
The Webmaster Bloke
<webmaster@alanhydefanzone.co.uk>
Out with the profanity checker... - Wednesday, February 13,
2002 at 07:59:15 (PST)
I'm sorry, GAP, but that's how i feel. Al, is TOCA Radio
on or off this year?
Zippy Monkeybuns
Trying to get GAP out of my system (wink wink) - Wednesday,
February 13, 2002 at 07:39:20 (PST)
Great Expectations. Crime and Punishment. The Naked and The
Dead. Hamlet. Pride and Prejudice. The Railway Children. All
great literary masterpieces. But you know what I say, you can
beat a rug, but you can't beat a good w(i)nk.
Anna Shacklady
Awaiting a telling-off from webmasterbloke - Wednesday, February
13, 2002 at 07:38:04 (PST)
Dearest Zippy, I'm worried about this pillar of marble I
seem to inadvertently have triggered. Sounds painful. Maybe
you should take a cold shower? Luv, GAP.
GAP <somebody@somewhere.com>
Writing a postcard from the edge - Tuesday, February 12, 2002
at 22:43:58 (PST)
Best wishes to Mr Matt James who today is poorly. Get well
soon (why do I get a feeling this message of goodwill is about
to take on near-Ferris Beuler proportions)? My feelings for
GAP have also grown. Larger and more erect like a towering pillar
of marble.
Zippy Monkeybuns
Sweating my bollocks off - Monday, February 11, 2002 at 03:49:53
(PST)
We like that. Very much.
Lager
- Sunday, February 10, 2002 at 12:25:02 (PST)
Pure tosh. Matty James is Bagpuss.
Alan's No.1 Fan
<somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere lost in thoughts about Alan. - Friday, February 08,
2002 at 03:32:17 (PST)
Scrub that thing about no f**king entries in Formula Renault
- It is going to be a barnstormer!
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, February 08, 2002 at 02:54:02
(PST)
Look, I've had a shit week alright so leave it out! Not only
to I have to content with writing previews about championships
which, as yet, have no f**king entries, my lap top crashed and
I lost EVERYTHING on the hard-drive (phone lists, page plans
for the next 12 months, etc) and the one feature for this week
that I have managed to write has been ditched. Add to that the
fact that I am now in a darkened corner of the office working
on a computer invented by Adam and Eve which f**king posts messages
twice when I don't ask it to, then you can see why I am vexed.
So f**k off.
Boy I feel better for that!
MJ
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, February 08, 2002 at 02:51:34
(PST)
Enter your comments here...
Somebody Someone <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, February 07, 2002 at 14:11:22
(PST)
... especially the ones for the criminally insane!
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
Contemplating my navel ... - Thursday, February 07, 2002 at
00:50:02 (PST)
No wonder this country has a problem with over-flowing prisons!!
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@work.com>
Ready! Aim! Fire! - Wednesday, February 06, 2002 at 17:33:01
(PST)
doh!
Somebody Someone <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, February 06, 2002 at 11:20:07
(PST)
No but posting teh same message twice is
Somebody Someone <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, February 06, 2002 at 11:19:51
(PST)
No but posting the same message twice is
Somebody Someone <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, February 06, 2002 at 11:19:23
(PST)
Oh joy upon joy!
No sooner do I retake the chair at MN than the flatplan for
a monster pre-season supplement is thrust under my nose with
the sentence: "work harder for less money". Am I working in
my ideal job or what? I can't get enough of this place and I
want to marry Motorsport News. Is that legal??
mj
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Under the Bridge with the bloke from the Red Hot Chilli Peppers
- Wednesday, February 06, 2002 at 05:49:28 (PST)
Oh joy upon joy!
No sooner do I retake the chair at MN than the flatplan for
a monster pre-season supplement is thrust under my nose with
the sentence: "work harder for less money". Am I working in
my ideal job or what? I can't get enough of this place and I
want to marry Motorsport News. Is that legal??
mj
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Under the Bridge with the bloke from the Red Hot Chilli Peppers
- Wednesday, February 06, 2002 at 05:49:18 (PST)
Erissons. Hedgehogs. I miss Lager. I miss Matt James. I love
Matt James. I love Lager and I'm simply mad about GAP (but not
GAP the clothes store which allegedly has its goods manufactured
by pre-teen Asian children in run-down torture chamber-like
factories, slave-driven 20 hours a day, never allowed to sit
down with barely any rest. And for about 50p a week. I'm sure
they're not the only ones).
Zippy Monkeybuns
- Tuesday, February 05, 2002 at 03:16:28 (PST)
Stretch...Yawn...I have finally emerged from a two-week,
pre-season hibernation. What happening then? Owt going on?
Matt James <matt.james@haynet.com>
Emerging from the wilderness - Sunday, February 03, 2002 at
23:46:02 (PST)
Fisk, element, päls-stokel!
Docker, Docker <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Sunday, February 03, 2002 at 09:13:39
(PST)
Doh!!
(Are you nicely tanned now Lager: 'Biere Brun' perhaps?)
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@work.com>
Pished as a fish - Saturday, February 02, 2002 at 19:43:57 (PST)
Aren't they mobile phones? Sponsor Rickard?
Lager <Back>
- Saturday, February 02, 2002 at 19:00:00 (PST)
I had 'moules' down as mussels - the shell fish kind, not
Jean CLaude Van Damme.
It doesn't help in understanding the phrase tho.
I still don't know what erissons are...
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@work.com>
- Saturday, February 02, 2002 at 10:24:44 (PST)
Whats. . . .'You have animals? Yes, I have a cat and two
dogs but, has the end of the journee, I prefere to kill my erissons
but our grind are forbidden with the peppers. Oiu madam. ' got
to do with price of fish?
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
nose in a dictionary - Saturday, February 02, 2002 at 09:45:52
(PST)
Has anybody got any veras?
Beast of Bodmin <lovely@jubbly.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Tuesday, January 29, 2002 at 08:33:06
(PST)
Anybody have a clue as to what 'erissons' are?
The things they don't teach you at high school...
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@work.com>
In the Land of Jah! - Tuesday, January 29, 2002 at 05:15:25
(PST)
Avez-vous des animaux? Oui, j'ai un chat et deux chiens mais,
a la fin de la journee, je prefere de tuer mes erissons mais
notre moules sont interdits avec les poivres. Oiu madame.
J-P Lavague
- Tuesday, January 29, 2002 at 05:11:09 (PST)
I can't believe you guys get so depressed about not being
able watch a few fast cars whizz around a track sounding like
angry wasps!
Okay, I'm now hiding UNDER my desk to avoid the fallout! lol
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
Bemused somewhere, I'm not sure where ... - Monday, January
28, 2002 at 01:06:32 (PST)
I was only 21 days from NASCA (sing along if you know the
words)
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Sunday, January 27, 2002 at 08:57:33
(PST)
mmmmmmmmmm............sweet bliss.........meeeeeeyyoooow..........mmmmmmmm........'its
a fast start from the outside of the grid'.........mmmmmm.....oops!
going to change some clothing.
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Dreamland - Saturday, January 26, 2002 at 02:46:21 (PST)
Soon. Soon we can stand in concrete structures in remote
locations and listen to the exuberant roar of the engines, smell
the air of petrol fumes and brake dust, watch cars move gracefully
around tracks of tarmacadam.
Sweet sweet days will come again.
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@work.com>
Highway lost. - Friday, January 25, 2002 at 16:37:33 (PST)
Lizzie life is void without the Shrrreeeewwwwwwooooaa of
a racing engine going like a bat out of hell.
Oh bring back the halcyon days of trackside, the fever of the
chase, the atticipacition of lights turning from red to green,
the thrills and spills of wheel to wheel gladiators.
My pills, my pills now please, I'm feeling a little faint............
S wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Saafff. - Friday, January 25, 2002 at 11:58:15 (PST)
In the Midlands Woody?? I didn't think anyone else lived
in this god-forsaken sector of the nation I loveably call 'home'.
Save for the shrews and bats life is a void.
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@work.com>
Babylon, fading... - Thursday, January 24, 2002 at 16:01:40
(PST)
The webmaster strikes again!
Hope you are having a great holiday Al :o) Roll on Brands.
Woody
Somewhere, Someplace in the Midlands ... - Thursday, January
24, 2002 at 13:18:13 (PST)
As you can see Webby it couldn't be me but now I know we
can all sleep safely in our beds.
S Wah <There'ssomeonelookin'@ya-WaHa-WaHa>
Inside MI5 - Wednesday, January 23, 2002 at 10:20:56 (PST)
I have no desire to meet phantoms, for they are merely misguided
interpretations of reality.
However, if the real GAP were to ask, I would say yes.
Err, Webby, keep taking the medicine, dude.
Wouldn't you rather be on the side of good and have a really
nice car than on the dark side and only own a white cat?
Nuff respec' for being the 'hub of all knowledge' tho. :)
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@work.com>
I pressed her thigh and death smiled. - Tuesday, January 22,
2002 at 16:39:31 (PST)
Thanks Webby. Figured it was him. He's obviously in the grips
of a (mid-life and or identity) crisis.
Nice detective work, ever think of becoming a private eye?
GAP <somebody@somewhere.com>
Suspicions Confirmed - Tuesday, January 22, 2002 at 13:14:38
(PST)
The phantom GAP knows who they are, and the Webmaster Bloke
has the powers to work it out too, for the 'Bloke' is the hub
of all knowledge.
Yes, you. You who accesses the Internet from a UUNET/Pipex dial
account using Windows NT and IE5.01, you've been rumbled!!!
Mwwwhhhaaahhahahaha... (The Webmaster Bloke returns to his huge
bank of monitors, complete with white cat in a James Bond stylee)
The Webmaster Bloke
<webmaster@alanhydefanzone.co.uk>
Checking the records... - Tuesday, January 22, 2002 at 11:44:47
(PST)
Now thats comedy!
But I'm not the phantom, because I would never be so clever..
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Rolling on the floor..... - Tuesday, January 22, 2002 at 11:00:02
(PST)
The phantom Girl About Paddock wannabe strikes again...
GAP <somebody@somewhere.com>
Consulting my list of suspects - Tuesday, January 22, 2002 at
07:09:52 (PST)
Lizzie Luvvie, will you be at Brands BTCC meeting on 1st
April. Would be nice to meet up?
Girl About Paddock
Traipsing through the fields, wondering if ... - Tuesday, January
22, 2002 at 05:20:14 (PST)
Dear Mr Wah
Gimme a break, will ya. I've been dead for over a hundred years
and I may be a little rusty!
Yours
Prof H Hufflepuff
Helga Hufflepuff <hufflepuff@hogwarts.co.uk>
South Tower of Hogwarts Castle - Monday, January 21, 2002 at
10:07:09 (PST)
So I've come back from a weekend away to find out I'm nice,
but soon to be deceased. Little bit worrying.
I am worried at the thought of children being used in Christmas
songs - it always implies the imminent death of the nearest
radio.
Jules - Moorland. Not good. Bleak. Cold. Windy. Find shelter.
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@work.com>
Floating in the Gulf Stream - Sunday, January 20, 2002 at 12:59:03
(PST)
Dear Prof Higglty-Pigglty
Followed your instructions, am now residing on a bleak moorland
wearing a 'Mouldy Sporran'. Are you a fully fledged wizard,
just a practicing wizard or are you the bass player from Wizard
and are you still wearing over the top make-up and still getting
children to sing on your Christmas records?
WE SHOULD BE TOLD!
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Don't quite know! - Sunday, January 20, 2002 at 02:26:22 (PST)
Enter your comments here...
Somebody Someone <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Sunday, January 20, 2002 at 01:27:25
(PST)
Dear Mr Wah
I am not a Medical Doctor but a Professor of Magic and so I
have conjured a spell for you. Turn around three times and say
"Motorum Sportis" very firmly and you will be magically transported
to a place that has more motorsport than you can shake a stick
at.
With kindest regards
Prof Hufflepuff
PS. Is Harry Potter taking over the world?
Helga Hufflepuff <hufflepuff@hogwarts.co.uk>
South Tower of Hogwarts Castle - Sunday, January 20, 2002 at
00:32:16 (PST)
Doctor I need some motorsport in my life!
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Saturday, January 19, 2002 at 08:08:54
(PST)
Hey, I did say that it may be a case of mistaken identity
because I'd only met her once! What happened to innocent until
proven guilty?
Lizzie, you might be a nice chap but I am now a seriously bitter
and twisted female ... I would kill you, Luvvie!
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
Very red faced and embarrassed ... - Friday, January 18, 2002
at 10:19:43 (PST)
Better than being a pig shunter. I say go for it. If luck
is on your side, she may invite you to part her beef curtains
and tuck into her bacon rashers with hot sushi and gravy centre.
If not, then I suggest you get yourself down the local bindi
centre for lager and a phal.
Anna Shacklady
- Friday, January 18, 2002 at 07:46:30 (PST)
Lizzie, you are a very nice chap. No question of that. (but
I is not batty)...
Now, I have another problem ref the "what does a girl mean when
she says..." scenario....
I have found out that the "maybe" is a yes with conditions.
Fair enough.
But, the problem is to you still chase after the maybe when
she is described by one of your best mates as a "Pig Scarer"?
(Thanks Jules)
Answers on a postcard...or on a website...
MJ
Matt James <matt.james@haynet.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, January 18, 2002 at 04:14:13
(PST)
Glad I could help Jules - you obviously haven't met me tho
yet. I'm nice.
Someone tell her I'm nice...
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@work.com>
Barracuda's intestines. Still South Reef. - Thursday, January
17, 2002 at 13:00:06 (PST)
I wish to state for the record that I will be using my real
name from now on, as the pen name I have used on this site and
others is a very scarce surname and the only family in the world
to have the surname have kindly asked me to discontinue to use
it. I also wish to state I have no links with the Bardwell-Dix
family other than one of them has been a treasured customer
of mine for many years.
I'm sorry for any trouble that my useage of the surname may
have caused.
Stephen Waters
Stephen Waters <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, January 17, 2002 at 12:00:19
(PST)
kool
Karen James <Donkmel@hotmail.com>
Mids - Thursday, January 17, 2002 at 11:09:14 (PST)
Thanks for your reassurance, Lizzie. I realise there are
exceptions, eg:
My dad
My kid brother
My best mate (you know who you are!)
Any other exceptions I should have mentioned and more importantly,
why can't I meet any NICE guys???
Claire Raynor <F@bird.com>
Agony Column - Thursday, January 17, 2002 at 10:30:48 (PST)
I could show you my dad, would that help?
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@work.com>
Barracuda's Stomach. South Reef. - Wednesday, January 16, 2002
at 15:29:49 (PST)
All men are b*s*a*d*, lovey. No? Prove me wrong then.
Claire Raynor <F@bird.com>
Agony Column - Wednesday, January 16, 2002 at 10:21:01 (PST)
Thanks Zippy. Long time no post - where have you been?
I have the resolution to my "what do girls mean when they say
yes/no/maybe"
The answer was "not right now - maybe ask me again in a couple
of weeks and I might say yes then..."
MJ
Sir Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Staring at the Sun - Wednesday, January 16, 2002 at 06:41:00
(PST)
I love Sir Matt James. By that I mean I have love for him.
Lots of love. But that's as far as it goes. Likewise, Mr Alan
Hyde. Please add the characters 'Fay' and 'Precious Matthews'
from Grange Hill in the mid 1980s to my list.
Zippy Monkeybuns <somebody@somewhere.com>
- Wednesday, January 16, 2002 at 04:58:00 (PST)
You are all a bunch of F***ing tossers. Sorry, I didn't mean
that. I'm just having a real pisser this morning.
Anna Shacklady
- Tuesday, January 15, 2002 at 01:24:22 (PST)
I might well have seen you then GAP - I now have a distinct
advantage over you, I'll be able to wander over to you and shout
'blah' in your ear and you won't have a clue who I am... :p
Famous people, me? I could get used to that life far too easy.
As long as I didn't have to dress down for the occasion again.
They let you outside eventually then Matt? I thought you liked
it there... ;)
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@work.com>
Noddy noddy land - I can sleep soon!! :D - Monday, January 14,
2002 at 14:30:19 (PST)
Black jumper and denim jacket, blonde hair. Went by the stage
name of Ms Press Officer...
Yes I do know actually Matt, we were there too, just before
Simon's interview on the main stage. By that time though, there
was only Mark Blundell lingering. Caterham VIP lounge had a
much better class of people watching.
GAP <somebody@somewhere.com>
- Monday, January 14, 2002 at 09:03:13 (PST)
Show. Hmmm.
Reasonably enjoyable but there was a lack of real BIG news around.
Lots of little bits to see but nothing earth-shattering...
Wasn't on stage GAP. Hiding upstairs with all the famous people
(you know - DC, Herbert, Blundell, Ian McKellar Jnr, Lizzie
Luvvie, etc)...
Highlight of the show apart from leaving? The Team Dynamics
girls, biking pole-dancer bint, chick with a EXTREMELY low cut
top near the exhaust pipe place (phnarr, phnarr), the almost
illegal girl on the Westfield stand, seeing Emma looking absolutely
stunning with her new haircut, fondling Stretton (hardly a first,
but always worthy of a mention) and getting pissed in the hotel
bar on Saturday night.
Lager - enjoy yourself on holiday mate and you should post if
you get a chance. Tell us all about the sun on Grand Canaria...
Matty James <matt.james@haynet.com>
Hiding in the Autosport enclosure... - Monday, January 14, 2002
at 07:25:30 (PST)
Sorry, GAP, not sure whether I saw that. Did you have a black
jumper on by any chance? :s
Might have done...
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@work.com>
Stil needing sleep... - Monday, January 14, 2002 at 06:05:14
(PST)
Ooh Lizzi Luvvie I might have seen you then! Did you see
Enrique Bernoldi, Louise Goodman and Matt Neal doing the Wheel
Change Challenge on the Caterham stand? We were on stage just
after them...
Matt, were you doing question on the MN stand? The Blundell
interiew was good. Not as good as DC though *sigh*
GAP <somebody@somewhere.com>
Chilling backstage with the F1 posse... - Monday, January 14,
2002 at 03:58:51 (PST)
Three days of Autosport - fed up of it all now. Not as good
as last year.
Met a load of old friends from last year and some new ones too
(Nuff respec' going out to Matty James, ta for reliving the
New Years incident for me!)
Any ideas on the best stand for eye candy (male/female)? Had
to have been Comma/Team Dynamics for me, though there was good
solid competition from the pole-dancing 'Superbikes' stand.
Tho there was too much dancing, not enough use of the pole for
my liking!! :(
So tired... 'Nother twenty hours and I get to sleep... :s
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@work.com>
In recovery. And I need a rest.... - Sunday, January 13, 2002
at 16:11:55 (PST)
Enter your comments here...
jodi hughes <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Sunday, January 13, 2002 at 11:27:56
(PST)
The world is lovely and everything will turn out brilliantly.
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Escaped from a P45 - Friday, January 11, 2002 at 10:20:10 (PST)
Hello, dahlings. Been away ages. GAP - wassup with you now?
Add Jamie Oliver's wife to my list.
Anna Shacklady <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, January 11, 2002 at 04:32:19
(PST)
One day you think you get a good deal when you find the low-maintenance
model of your dreams. It may be fine at the start, but sure
as eggs are ommlets the costs get higher the longer you hold
on to the chassis.
S Wah
Off to great days and easy lays... - Thursday, January 10, 2002
at 10:39:13 (PST)
Enter your comments here...glad i paid a visit very interesting
Michael Minter <paxcottage@waitrose.com>
Sundridge Kent - Thursday, January 10, 2002 at 09:44:37 (PST)
Sadly all the low-maintenance models I lust after are all
taken, and ever increasingly married to other people.
Therefore I have come to the conclusion, that low maintenance
models in the public domain are in actual fact, a myth.
The Legend of Truth
Looking through Exchange and Mart for 'low-maintenance' models
- Wednesday, January 09, 2002 at 17:07:21 (PST)
You know, what guys need to do is to get a low maintenance
model.
I can't be dealing with all this "You need to understand me...."
balderdash.
There are low maintenance models available, at low average running
costs. And don't be fooled by a respray - there may well be
rust beneath.
Take a little time to look around - you won't be disappointed.
Lager
- Wednesday, January 09, 2002 at 15:25:46 (PST)
If no is no and no is yes does yes mean no or no mean yes?
Or is it NO! means no, no? means yes. YES! means find a room
or quite scenic view. or yes? 'you carry on and i'll count the
stripes on the wallpaper until you've finished!'
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Looking at Benny Hill 'Light up the Town'! - Wednesday, January
09, 2002 at 12:40:34 (PST)
Thank you web master, that would be nice.
Pent up anger? Me? I'm the sweetest person I know. Ask anyone.
Oh, except that bloke who ended up wearing his pint...
PS: Like your style Jules!
GAP <somebody@somewhere.com>
- Wednesday, January 09, 2002 at 12:39:26 (PST)
I neglected to add to the end of the "maybe" translation:
"... and then I'll think about it but you have to do some heavy
persuasion!"
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
Still in my consulting rooms - Wednesday, January 09, 2002 at
11:46:17 (PST)
Okay, Bloke, here's the translation:
If a girl says no, she means no
If a girl says yes, she means yes but it will cost you
If a girl says maybe, she means buy me jewellery, chocolates,
flowers, take me to see a show and book a room at the Ritz
Comprendez?
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
In my consulting rooms - Wednesday, January 09, 2002 at 11:44:59
(PST)
GAP, if you want the comment removing, I can oblige if you
like.
Let me know, either on or off-list.
The Webmaster Bloke
<webmaster@alanhydefanzone.co.uk>
Moderating my language, in my moderate dream world... - Wednesday,
January 09, 2002 at 08:35:19 (PST)
GAP - I am detecting a hint of pent-up anger here....
Matt James <stunned@theresponse>
On the outskirts of reality - Wednesday, January 09, 2002 at
07:01:43 (PST)
Gap - you know I'm here if you're that desperate (and you
would have to be...) ;)
Mr James - it's like when you watch Good Morning and they're
discussing decorations and upholstery, you don't understand
what they're on about, but you keep watching. Don't even attempt
to understand!!
Lizzie Luvvie <deepdarkforces@work.com>
At a similar viewing position to Mr James - Wednesday, January
09, 2002 at 06:01:25 (PST)
"maybe you'll be wearing that pint if you don't take the
hint" is probably a good translation...
GAP <somebody@somewhere.com>
- Wednesday, January 09, 2002 at 06:00:37 (PST)
Right, some of the females who visit this site might be able
to help me here.
If a girl says "no" she means "yes"
If a girl says "yes" she means "yes"
But what if a girl says "maybe"...
Mr James <wating@theddentists>
On the outside, looking in - Wednesday, January 09, 2002 at
05:02:51 (PST)
I so didn't post that.
ANNA YOU ARE IN TROUBLE.
GAP <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, January 09, 2002 at 03:31:16
(PST)
who is the girl with alex yoong at the gp
arianna t <somebody@hotmail.com>
k.l.,malaysia - Monday, January 07, 2002 at 17:14:27 (PST)
Stumbled upon this by accident and wondered about David Bardwell-Dix.
T'was my own maiden name and I have never met any others (outside
immediate family ofcourse).
Beverley <b.clithero@exchange.curtin.edu.au>
- Sunday, January 06, 2002 at 20:32:27 (PST)
Poor, poor Mattie.
We bleed for him. And so did his beak, by all accounts.
Happy New Year all!
Lager
- Friday, January 04, 2002 at 08:26:40 (PST)
Christmas. Illness. Staying in. TV. Football. Feeling Better.
Drinking. Down the Indian. Pissed. New Year. Party. Girls! Drunk.
New Year's Day. Illness. Get pissed again. Fall over. Smash
Window of Pub. Smash Nose Against Window of Pub. Hurt Nose.
Embarrassed. Do a Runner. Let Yourself Down in Front Of Girl
Youve Pulled. Hide. Never Go Out Again. Bring Back The Racing
Cars....
Matt James <matt.james@haynet.com>
under the moon of love - Friday, January 04, 2002 at 02:50:36
(PST)
Happy new Year. And mine was particularly joyous for the
latest Nicoret telly ad boasts an absolute stunner in nightwear
doing hi-karate. she could come and stub her fags out on me
any time. add her to my list now.
Anna Shacklady
lighting up my rears - Wednesday, January 02, 2002 at 04:57:13
(PST)
Enter your comments here...
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Tuesday, January 01, 2002 at 09:51:32
(PST)
I know! Happy New Year everybody, sadly the server thinks
it's in sunny California - therefore it thinks it's Pacific
Standard Time (and is 5 hours away from celebrating its new
year!)
Methinks California will be seeing in the new year in somewhat
warmer temperatures than the -5.0°c that we've braving in deepest,
darkest Cheshire tonight!
The Webmaster Bloke
<webmaster@alanhydefanzone.co.uk>
At home, after a night on the tiles... - Monday, December 31,
2001 at 18:42:40 (PST)
Your clocks wrong!!!
Stephen Waters <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, December 31, 2001 at 15:45:11
(PST)
Happy New Year everyone, may all your shunts be small ones!
Stephen Waters
Single malt in hand ready to be downed!!! - Monday, December
31, 2001 at 15:43:39 (PST)
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