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Wow!
Santa comes here - mega!
Just to say Season's Greetings to all!
Happy Christmas everybody - hope you all have a wonderful time!
Al x
Alan Hyde
- Tuesday, December 24, 2002 at 08:45:21 (MST)
Ho, Ho, Ho.
Have you all been good boys and girls?
Remember that carrot for Rudolph, mince pie, small glass of
sherry, new crash helmet, a very large amount of cash and a
test drive contract for Ferrari should be placed by your fire
place tonight. Then I know you've been realy good and I'll see
if I can stop your grandmother giving you socks again or that
knitted scarf that looks as if it's an extra on Dr Who.
So Busy! Got to go. Ho, Ho, Ho,
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!
Santa <somebody@somewhere.com>
North Pole position - Tuesday, December 24, 2002 at 01:34:56
(MST)
iloveusa
mugu <mugu.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, December 19, 2002 at 03:04:15
(MST)
Sorry Matt, but due to a pan-european tobacco coming into
effect at the end of the year. I'm afraid that we can't accept
your "Frank cor Champs" answer.
There was a brief point where the judges of fact ruled that
it might have a chance. But, no, sorry.
Adam Proctor <Partridge@bbcnorwich.aha.org>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, December 18, 2002 at 17:29:37
(MST)
SYTNER! SYTNER! I can't believe no one has said Sytner.
I'll say it again, just to hammer the point home.
Sytner.
Lager
- Wednesday, December 18, 2002 at 07:17:07 (MST)
Confession time. I was the Somebody Somewhere who couldn't
count. Sorry. It was a very elementary Guestbook error and I
should have known better.
Sorry about the hyphen as well. Gutted, obviously.
Lager
- Wednesday, December 18, 2002 at 04:39:49 (MST)
What about Frank cor Champs?
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, December 18, 2002 at 04:10:22
(MST)
PeterPiperPickedaPeckofPickledPeppers
ifPeterPiperPickedaPeckofPickledPepper
wheresthePeckofPickledPeppersthatPeterPiperPicked.
Oh f*ck off.
Anna Shacklady
Lovingly basting the turkey with my juices - Wednesday, December
18, 2002 at 03:34:07 (MST)
Rather impressed Somebody knew Lloyd Wright. but I dont think
that one is hyphonated.
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, December 18, 2002 at 03:01:54
(MST)
and the rest....
Bruno
Carson
and Sedgely
S Wah's Mum <somebody@somewhere.com>
At cmputer lessons - Wednesday, December 18, 2002 at 02:52:52
(MST)
Woolley
Whittle
S Wah's Mum <somebody@somewhere.com>
- Wednesday, December 18, 2002 at 02:51:00 (MST)
10 franc
20 franc
30 franc
40 franc
50 franc
oh, they're all euros now aren't they?
Beast of Bodmin
<somebody@somewhere.com>
Stroking the Giblets - Tuesday, December 17, 2002 at 03:40:00
(MST)
S Wah, utter genius, for merely mentioning Muir and Zappa.
Somebody Someone: can you count? Wot, no Bruno?
Maybe I should have said fifteen famous Franks.
Anna Shacklady
Pulling Out Of The Turkey - Tuesday, December 17, 2002 at 03:00:28
(MST)
Beast of Bodmin - Debaser!
Muir
Zappa
Herbert
Lampard
Oz
and The Frank and Walters
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Tuesday, December 17, 2002 at 02:43:39
(MST)
Frank Stapleton. Frank Sinatra. Frank Spencer. Frank Butcher.
Frank Ifield. Anne Frank. Frank Lloyd-Wright.
Somebody Someone <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, December 16, 2002 at 13:19:36
(MST)
Skinner
Sidebottom
Bough
Williams
And that little known German racing legend. Frank En Stien
Da daa....
Oh, okay, Sinatra then!
Adam Proctor <Bill@thepottingshed.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, December 16, 2002 at 10:50:37
(MST)
The importance of being Frank.
Puzzle: name five famous Franks.
Anna Shacklady <somebody@somewhere.com>
- Monday, December 16, 2002 at 08:57:46 (MST)
There was a guy. An underwater guy who controlled the sea.
Got killed by ten million pounds of sludge from New York and
New Jersey. There's a creature in the sky. Go sucked in a hole
now there's a hole in sky and the ground's not cold. And if
the ground's not cold, everything is gonna burn and I'll take
turns, I'll get mine too. If man is five, if man is five, if
man is five. then the devil is six, then the devil is six, then
the devil is six. and if the devil is six, then god is seven,
then god is seven, then god is seven. this monkey's gone to
heaven
Beast of Bodmin <st@ion.com>
Third Toadstool, near Bodmin - Monday, December 16, 2002 at
08:36:14 (MST)
The answer I was looking for was Chico Serra. All the others
raced or attempted to qualify in a Theodore...
Another one of those, same time tomorrow...
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, December 16, 2002 at 07:09:36
(MST)
Well Mattie? Is that the answer? You can't keep us dangling
like this you know.
Tease.
Lager
- Monday, December 16, 2002 at 06:59:03 (MST)
The answer is Tommy Byrne as all the others were sponsored
during the F1 careers by sex, drugs or alcohol (in Lammers'
case, sex and drugs, ie Samson Shag tobacco), Daly ( Penthouse
+ Guiness), Lees (Durex), Serra (Long Stay Stud Spray)
Anna Shacklady
Fisting The Turkey - Monday, December 16, 2002 at 05:47:08 (MST)
You seem to have skipped the skip question. It was Mr Biffa
in the mid 1970's.
And to Matts question, Jan Lammers - the only one not to win
the FF Festeval before 1982.
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, December 16, 2002 at 02:35:07
(MST)
That's good, but it's not right
Matt "Roy Walker" James
<somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, December 16, 2002 at 01:03:06
(MST)
Derek Daly. All the others failed to qualify for at least
one of the races they were entered for during the season ...
(Daly missed the first few but then became Rosberg's team-mate
at Williams).
Derek Daly
- Saturday, December 14, 2002 at 07:55:17 (MST)
Odd one out question, and again I want the answer I am looking
for, not some random noise!
Who is the interloper between: Jan Lammers, Derek Daly, Geoff
Lees, Tommy Byrne and Chico Serra. Again, it relates to 1982...
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, December 13, 2002 at 04:59:45
(MST)
Before I disappear into the wilderness for a brief interlude,
I just wanted to wish y'all a happy holiday.
Hope you all get what you want from Santa.
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@work.com>
Beyond the Chaos. - Thursday, December 12, 2002 at 22:39:44
(MST)
Great site!
Project: Data Control
<mrman2908@mindspring.com>
USA - Thursday, December 12, 2002 at 22:28:59 (MST)
Nigel Dempster. He's a journalist and Mum thinks he's very
good.
Should we test him on racing knowledge? Possibly not.
Lager
- Thursday, December 12, 2002 at 19:06:44 (MST)
In fact, the flagman 'chose' to miss him in case Prost's
Renault caught him back up! He had been getting ready to bring
the flag out early just before Rosberg took the lead ...
But Mr James' answer is good enough for me. Again, here is further
proof that right now there is no more knowledgeable a journalist
in motorsport in modern Britain.
Anna Shacklady
- Thursday, December 12, 2002 at 10:48:04 (MST)
I'm not sure whether I should applaud you for knwing the
answer in that much detail or get Matt B to give you a good
hard slap!
You can tell it's Christmas, you have WAYYYYY too much time
on your hands MJ!
Adam Proctor <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, December 12, 2002 at 08:48:04
(MST)
Keke Rosberg in the 1982 Swiss GP at Dijon. The bloke with
the flag missed him, so he raced on for another lap!
It was significant because it was his only win in the season
when he became world champion...
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, December 12, 2002 at 06:08:37
(MST)
Anna - is it terribly shocking that I don't know the answer?
I wish I did. I have even tried to cheat but I still can't find
the answer.
Please put us all out of suspenders and give us another slightly
simpler one...
Like....I dunno....who invented the skip.
Lager
- Thursday, December 12, 2002 at 04:47:29 (MST)
After my works do I'm never gonna drink again, NO! what am
I saying! Yes lets PAAARRRTTTYYYYY!!! Carol Dekker next on top
of the photocopier please
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Photocopying my arse - Wednesday, December 11, 2002 at 02:41:55
(MST)
Only if I can invite Carol Dekker.
Now answer the first of several Chrissimuss Crackers and win
a pint of something: what F1 Grand Prix in 1982 ran over its
scheduled distance and why? Also, what was significant about
the result?
Anna Shacklady
- Tuesday, December 10, 2002 at 08:36:10 (MST)
Bloody right it was spooky! Bloody Anna gets everywhere before
me!
Who thinks we should have a Friends of Alan Hyde Christmas get-together
to swap stories about the great man and get jolly pissed? We
could even ask our estimed leader to join us....
Matt James <matt.james@haynet.com>
In the pub, ordering a pint - Tuesday, December 10, 2002 at
07:56:14 (MST)
spooky, anyone else notice that anna and matt's last posting
happened at exactly the same time?? i'm just off to call mulder
and scully......
Arblist <webmaster@brollydollies.com>
Madrid, doing a little more translation...... - Tuesday, December
10, 2002 at 06:10:53 (MST)
Asereje ja de je de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,
majavi an de bugui an de buididipi,
asereje ja de je de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,
majavi an de bugui an de buididipi
Arblist <webmaster@brollydollies.com>
Madrid, doing a little translation...... - Tuesday, December
10, 2002 at 06:06:41 (MST)
That's right. Ketchup can be tricky to get right. So, if
ever you're thinking of splitting that kipper, don't go leaving
a fine smear of ketchup near the egde of the tear ...
Anna Shacklady
- Monday, December 09, 2002 at 05:08:53 (MST)
Is it legal for a man to love another man. I know in the
bible it says that "man shalt not lay with another man". But,
I don't mean LAYING with another man. Just loving them in a
pure, unadulterated man-love sort of a way. Like an extremely
good drinking buddy but a little bit more.
The reason I ask is because, if it is legal, I would like to
declare my undying feelings for Lager...
MJ
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, December 09, 2002 at 05:08:53
(MST)
I've seen it all, Mattie. I've seen some terrible things,
mind.
Like three girls doing The Ketchup Song...
Lager
- Monday, December 09, 2002 at 04:59:55 (MST)
Where's all the Festive Beer? Sorry, I meant Chestive Fear?
No, hang on, that's not right...
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, December 09, 2002 at 01:57:46
(MST)
you couldn't fry a kipper in it. he's not that hot.
fudge fairy
the comfy chair - Friday, December 06, 2002 at 17:37:16 (MST)
This place IS odd. :s
Lizzie <darkforces@work.com>
Nightwalker - Friday, December 06, 2002 at 09:41:51 (MST)
I would be happy to oblige, Matthew. So long as I was then
allowed to fry a kipper in it for breakfast.
Anna Shacklady
- Friday, December 06, 2002 at 09:20:43 (MST)
Lager,
You are mistaken. I actually do want someone to butter my arse.
Flora would be equally as good...
MJ
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, December 06, 2002 at 08:03:29
(MST)
Matthew. Please re-post using quotation marks. People who
may not know Partridge may think this site is odd.
They might think it's some kind of protest or similar.
Lager
- Friday, December 06, 2002 at 06:45:02 (MST)
KING OF ANGLIA
Fever Beaver <somebody@somewhere.com>
Looney bin - Friday, December 06, 2002 at 06:31:13 (MST)
BUTTER MY ARSE
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, December 06, 2002 at 05:45:15
(MST)
I've gone playing in the snow, don't know about everyone
else. But if they get the opportunity they should do this!!
Lizzie Luvvie <snowblind@uni.com>
Fun Land - Thursday, December 05, 2002 at 10:51:37 (MST)
Where's everyone gone?
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, December 05, 2002 at 09:26:44
(MST)
But it is jolly good though! And you don't have to pack up
the track when you're finished...
That really is first class.
Lager
- Tuesday, December 03, 2002 at 04:52:56 (MST)
True. I am but a clumsey fool. Drawn in by the dark side.
I see the light, I see the light! Repentence has been completed
as I have watched my 1970s F1 video.
But I bet you've been to the site and organised an office knockout
tourny!
Shame there's no single seaters in the car choice or come to
that a TVR.
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Tuesday, December 03, 2002 at 02:40:57
(MST)
Sorry, I meant web address
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, December 02, 2002 at 07:58:00
(MST)
I must apologise for S Wah. Please feel free to ignore his
last posting.
NOTE TO STEVE: Not only has the email address got one unspeakably
disgusting word in it, it has got two. Please refrain from posting
messages with such Welsh forest-based filfth in it. Thank you.
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, December 02, 2002 at 06:17:04
(MST)
Oh those long winter evenings, eternity isn't this long.
What we need is some stimulation, something that requires skill,
dexterity and speed. A Scalextric would be good, a big track
with crossovers and such. But I'll need a fair oposition, a
choice of cars that you don't have to get up to put back on
track. Wish No More! Go to....
http://rally.jowood.com/rally.html
Your need Shockwave to play it. The rest is up to you.
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Putting it under my bed - Monday, December 02, 2002 at 02:46:06
(MST)
Ooops....
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, November 29, 2002 at 01:50:43
(MST)
Enter your comments here...
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, November 29, 2002 at 01:49:07
(MST)
Did you know: The word Orange does not rhyme with any other
word? A bit like Rythem. And Take a look at the update at www.brollydollies.com
Arblist <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, November 28, 2002 at 20:12:15
(MST)
Can you fingerprint an orange?
Lager
- Thursday, November 28, 2002 at 09:27:06 (MST)
I remember that series very well. Lots of teenaged nubile
young ladies rolling around on the floor naked, I seem to recall....
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, November 28, 2002 at 07:54:31
(MST)
Oranges are not the Only Fruit. Strange drama that was. Anyone
remember it?
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
Comtemplating my navel ... - Thursday, November 28, 2002 at
06:29:04 (MST)
Hello everyone,
Was the fruit the Orange called an Orange because it was that
colour, or was the colour Orange called Orange because it was
the same as the fruit?
Thanks for your help with this question...
MJ
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, November 28, 2002 at 05:26:07
(MST)
Or Mr Eaves.....might be a driver.
Lager
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 09:09:59 (MST)
Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan.
Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan.
Dan.
You all know what you need to do now if you need to attract
Mr Mayo's attention in the paddock. It is essential.
Lager
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 09:07:07 (MST)
Last night's Partridge was the best yet in series 3! Would
you like a cup of beans Mr Partridge?
Iain
somewhere - Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 08:45:07 (MST)
Glorious blighty! I have returned to the UK, and the first
thing I did was head down the greasy spoon cafe in Teddington
for a no-nonesense fry-up! Perfect! Don't expect any sense out
of me for a couple of days though - I am still on South Korean
time and therefore your 9.30am is just after midnight to me...it
feels like Beer O'Clock but nothing is open!
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 02:25:52
(MST)
Off the brown and onto the pink ...
Anna Shacklady
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 09:14:40 (MST)
Lunch menu in "the lacing square" includes, and I jest not,
clotted cattle blood soup and boiled whale meat. I have mostly
been eating at Pizza Hut!
Robbie Kerr has withdrawn from the race after a humungous accident
in practice, backflipping over a tyre wall, and into a crane!
He is OK but it was a muvva!
Back on Tuesday, Adam, and yes, this is work...
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, November 22, 2002 at 21:29:19
(MST)
Matt James,
Ya bearded rusty old tool.
How you getting on in the provincial capital of Kyongnam? If
you really want to know about some fever check this out.
FACup 2nd round draw: Oxford have drawn arch-enemies Scumdon
Town - to be shown live on BBC1 on Sunday 8th December. Now
that is total fever. Nobody is talking about anything else here
in the entire UK.
p.s. Hullo, everyone else.
Fever Beaver <somebody@somewhere.com>
MN Circus Training School. - Thursday, November 21, 2002 at
06:30:07 (MST)
Rumour has it that whale was offered on the menu in Korea
... I trust that you did NOT partake, Bloke ...
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
On the phone to Save the Whale - Thursday, November 21, 2002
at 06:22:29 (MST)
Shame there isn't a gallery section here then Matty. How
much longer does your holi...er, I mean work related trip, out
there last?
Adam Proctor <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 04:00:52
(MST)
Incidents to be described in more detail when I get back
centre around a night out with Paul Ridgeway of GR Motorsport
and Simon Harrison. Yes, teh Canadian Bar was involved...
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 18:33:51
(MST)
Mr Proctor - welcome!
I trust you will become a regular, as Ms Shacklady is.
Anna - I used the word "puck" today to my hairdresser, Claire,
who laughed at me.
It was used in reference to a game of air hockey, and I was
convinced that I had used the correct word.
Mattie: You take care, lad.
Lager
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 08:56:51 (MST)
Not lapdancing. Just buying a drink. However, if he was to
go down to the Canadian Club ...
Matty: news just in. A Korean ice hockey player was killed last
night when he was hit in the chest by a puck. Be careful.
Anna Shacklady
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 08:46:54 (MST)
Matt J in a lap dancing club. Nah, can't see him doing anything
like that? I mean, he hardly even drinks himself...
Greetings Hyde Guestbook regulars
Adam Proctor <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 06:48:46
(MST)
No, but Gills chairman Scally was on 5 Live this morning
ranting that several clubs might pull out of Div I if its not
restructured or something.
Did you go to the Bottoms Up club in Hong Kong? The one with
the pentagonal table and the girl on the swivel chair in the
middle who'll go topless and pour you a drink if you buy her
a record.
Were you pushed back with machine guns in the pitlane at Macau?
Anna Shacklady
- Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 04:27:26 (MST)
In Korea, and it is bloody cold here! They say it might snow
at the weekend...
Jamie Green is going to race with Carlin in the Formula Three
event, which is mega. He got a last minute deal when Narain
Karthikeyan hurt his thumb at Macau...
The 307, Lager, was setting times around three seconds off the
BMWs. It is bloody loud too...
The Guia race was mega and Anthony Davdison was a superstar,
considering he hasn't driven that type of car before.
Can someone post on here any footy injuries that I might need
to know of. Got to keep the Fantasy Soccer team updated, you
know...
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 01:06:09
(MST)
Enter your comments here...
Somebody Someone <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 16:08:24
(MST)
.........and little Lager was in Wales and Cheltenham!
Lager
- Sunday, November 17, 2002 at 14:14:25 (MST)
Greetings oh bearded one against the Eastern Sun. Blimey!
We care, we all care, but your somewhere lovely and we are praying
we don't get flooded out!
Keep up the good work.
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Mending the bath - Saturday, November 16, 2002 at 09:04:22 (MST)
"One by two minutes"!!!!!!
Good job I am not a journalist!
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, November 15, 2002 at 23:39:41
(MST)
I can't beleive that I am the other side of the f**king world
and manage to post a message, but when I check back no one else
has bothered! Lazy bastards! Jamie Green dominated the Asian
Formula Renault race, by the way. He finished the first lap
20 seconds clear of everyone and one by two minutes, lapping
everyone up to fifth place! Not bad! Paolo Montin is on pole
for F3 from Tristan Gommendy and Matsuura. Robbie Kerr is well
down, and James Courtney is only 13th after going the wrong
way on set-up for qualifying...
Does anyone care!?
MJ
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, November 15, 2002 at 23:38:37
(MST)
I'd celebrate "joie de vivre" if I had a lass with me!
Am I right in thinking the bottom picture shows a guy more interested
in his chest hair than the naked lass? Not much interralationship
going on there, methinks.
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@work.com>
Deep brain cavity - Friday, November 15, 2002 at 09:20:29 (MST)
Hello nice page and it downloads very fast, enjoyed it very
much, take care. The internet is a great place to showcase art
and increase awareness in the variety of excellent work available.
Greetings from Ardech, Vallon Pont D'Arc, France. An Oil / Tempera
Painting and Sculpture site are under construction. Do also
visit mine at SACHA
DRAWINGS
"Interpreted chiefly using Japanese Ink, the drawings inhabit
and incorporate Human-, Animal-, Plant- and Unorganic-Structures
into a musically vibrant Cosmos. Captured in the spirit of unity
and interrelationship, they lean out towards that "Sense of
Wonder."
Subtle and reflective they manifest and celebrate the "joie
de vivre" of daily life."
SACHA SAMIM ALI SYED
sacha
<somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, November 15, 2002 at 06:14:40
(MST)
How is that 307 performing, Matt?
Any relative speeds to other cars?
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@cc.com>
Over the sea and far away. - Thursday, November 14, 2002 at
22:37:48 (MST)
Right, come on you lot, cheer up! Partridge can't have been
that bad!
Anyhow, I can report sunshine and great atmosphere from Macau.
The only downer was Robbie Kerr crashing in the opening practice
session and he is now playing catch-up a bit!
Tim Harvey was mighty in VLR's 307, only justr behind the BeeEmms
in qualifying, while Jamie Green (Formula Renault) and Danny
Watts (Formula Asia) both dominated!
Hope you are all having fun in miserable, cold England! Up the
Gills
MJ
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, November 14, 2002 at 00:32:20
(MST)
Seen it 4 times now and still can't stop laughing. Amazing,
side spliting, back-of-the-net stuff. After waiting so long
for it, this IS cashback. I had to check the back of my jacket
before leaving for work this morning - you never know.
S Wah & da Liverbird
<somebody@somewhere.com>
Pump 3 - Tuesday, November 12, 2002 at 14:22:20 (MST)
So what did everyone think then? Partridge thoughts are welcome.....
It's today's Hot Topic...
Lager
- Tuesday, November 12, 2002 at 08:13:12 (MST)
Alan's Fact of the Day:
The plural of Lexus is, of course, Lexii...
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, November 11, 2002 at 06:59:44
(MST)
Knowing me, Alan Hyde; Knowing you, Guestbook Book Massive.
Ah-Ha.
Happy Partridge Day everyone!
Lager
- Monday, November 11, 2002 at 06:55:49 (MST)
Correct!
Matty B 2
Zippy Monkeybuns 1
Fever Beaver 1
Iain 1
Simon Arron 1
Everyone Else 0
There will a halt in the fun and games while I am away. More
in December!
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, November 11, 2002 at 02:58:55
(MST)
Lager's the odd one out because he doesn't touch the stuff,
not even that favourite of southern drinkers, a shandy top.
Zippy Monkeybuns
- Monday, November 11, 2002 at 02:51:10 (MST)
Not long till the new Alan Partridge series is on it look
Super :)
I went to Snetterton today and saw a winter Saloon race where
every type was racing in it The Afla 156s from BTC prodution,
Ford Fiestas, WRC Costworths, a Ferrari 355, Some BMWs and a
Mighty Mini and some more but I forgot there was also Mini 7s
and Formula ford zetec.
and I turned 20 today HURRAH:)
philip bettany
- Sunday, November 10, 2002 at 14:57:56 (MST)
Joons - the only one to have raced at Le Mans
Back from the wilds, there are 11 Little Chefs between Norwich
and my front door, and none have a copper canopy over their
fireplaces.
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Flat ain't it! - Sunday, November 10, 2002 at 12:39:04 (MST)
Matt James, cos he is the only one with a beard?
Arblist <webmaster@brollydollies.com>
@home next to the big gen set - Friday, November 08, 2002 at
14:56:37 (MST)
I disagree, Matt Burt has raced on a circuit, with other
racers - rallycross style. I know because I've still got the
offical programme.
Fever Beaver <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, November 08, 2002 at 08:55:07
(MST)
Odd one out...
Matt James, Matt Burt, Carl McKellar, Joons, Jimmy or Lager?
Somebody Someone <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, November 08, 2002 at 08:54:39
(MST)
Correct!
Matty B 2
Fever Beaver 1
Iain 1
Simon Arron 1
Everyone Else 0
Matt Burt <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, November 08, 2002 at 08:51:32
(MST)
Matt Burt is the only one not to have raced!
Simon Arron <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, November 08, 2002 at 08:50:42
(MST)
Spot the odd one out...
Marcus Simmons, Nick Phillips, Toby Waller, Simon Arron, Mark
Hughes, Marcus Pye or Matt Burt?
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, November 08, 2002 at 08:47:56
(MST)
Enter your comments here...
Erm, i'm new to this lark. I am a Beaver and I have too much
fever.
Fever Beaver <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, November 08, 2002 at 08:47:33
(MST)
Enter your comments here...
Fever BEAVER <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, November 08, 2002 at 08:46:36
(MST)
Please explain who you are fever beaver?
Matty B 2
fever beaver 1
Iain 1
Everyone else 0
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, November 08, 2002 at 08:46:10
(MST)
They've all entered the RAC Rally, except Martin Donnelly.
Fever Beaver <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, November 08, 2002 at 08:43:40
(MST)
Who is the odd one out?
Derek Warwick, Martin Brundle, Mark Blundell, Will Hoy, Derek
Bell and Martin Donnelly?
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, November 08, 2002 at 08:40:30
(MST)
Matty B 2
Iain 1
Everyone Else 0
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, November 08, 2002 at 08:37:45
(MST)
Jenson Button – all the others smoke fags
Beast of Bodmin <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, November 08, 2002 at 08:36:51
(MST)
Which is the odd one out:-
Sandro Nannini, Keke Rosberg, Jo Winkelhock, Juan Manuel Fangio,
Mike Hawthorn or Jenson Button?
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, November 08, 2002 at 08:32:52
(MST)
Brilliant Matty!
The standings are:-
Iain 1
Matty B 1
Lager, Matty J, Zippy, Anna, SWah, Jules Tom, Arblist, everyine
else 0
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, November 08, 2002 at 08:29:45
(MST)
nigel mansell - all the others won races during that frenetic
season of jostling, wheel-to-wheel action
Beast of Bodmin <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, November 08, 2002 at 06:27:59
(MST)
It has got something to do with the 1982 season....
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, November 08, 2002 at 03:23:14
(MST)
I'm grateful we have The Beast amongst our number. That's
the only sensible comment, in keeping with the flava of The
Guestbook, that we've had.
Well done you.
Lager
- Thursday, November 07, 2002 at 15:37:40 (MST)
Patrese: all the others qualified in pole position for a
British Grand Prix or Grand Prix of Europe in Britain.
Zippy Monkeybuns
- Thursday, November 07, 2002 at 09:38:45 (MST)
Lauda: all the others keep exotic pets
Mansell has a pair of fighting ants; Patrese is a long-time
enthusiast of wild-maned hippocrocs; Watson owns a secret collection
of lesser spotted skirting boards; Rosberg is part of an covert
trade in ravens with all their feathers plucked out (shaven
ravens) and de Angelis keeps pinboard termites.
Beast of Bodmin <space@age.com>
Tedders, Midders - Thursday, November 07, 2002 at 09:28:02 (MST)
Again, incorrect, but you were closer first time...
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, November 07, 2002 at 07:24:30
(MST)
Lauda: because he's never sported facial hair during his
GP career
Zippy Monkeybuns
- Thursday, November 07, 2002 at 06:25:50 (MST)
Neither of those answers, although correct, are the ones
I was looking for.
MJ
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, November 07, 2002 at 05:30:39
(MST)
Lauda: all the others raced in the 81 world championship.
Lauda: all the others raced in the 85 GP of Europe at Brands.
Whichever, it's Lauda.
Zippy Monkeybuns
- Thursday, November 07, 2002 at 05:17:29 (MST)
Well done Iain!
Next one!
Who is the odd one out:-
John Watson, Riccardo Patrese, Elio de Angelis, Keke Rosberg,
Niki Lauda or Nigel Mansell?
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, November 07, 2002 at 04:10:34
(MST)
Johnny Herbert's the only one not to have raced in the BTCC.
Lovely old Bullnose Morris, isn't it, Lager?
Iain
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, November 06, 2002 at 13:26:44
(MST)
Odd one out:
CLUE: It has got something to do with touring cars...
MJ
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, November 06, 2002 at 08:21:55
(MST)
Now that is truly first class. Speechless I am, speechless.
Lager
- Wednesday, November 06, 2002 at 05:16:02 (MST)
On a slightly different note - Lager, i have found you a
company vehicle for your York City job. I think you'll like
it. It's a lovely old Bullnose Morris. http://www.oxforddiecast.co.uk/images/bull118g.jpg
Somebody Someone <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Tuesday, November 05, 2002 at 14:10:23
(MST)
Chris Hodgetts was the only one who probably nicked my coat
at the BTCC after season paddock party?
Iain
M6 Junction 40 - Tuesday, November 05, 2002 at 14:05:42 (MST)
Clue please, David...
Lager
- Tuesday, November 05, 2002 at 08:46:41 (MST)
Spot the odd one out competition:-
Chris Hodgetts, Roland Ratzenberger, Allan Grice, Johnny Dumfries,
Damon Hill, Johnny Herbert?
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Tuesday, November 05, 2002 at 07:49:52
(MST)
Oh, chinney reck-on! Oh, where are your eyelashes, Boris?
In some sausages.
Jarvis
- Monday, November 04, 2002 at 07:12:35 (MST)
Tom's feet. Please don't go there.
Lager
- Monday, November 04, 2002 at 06:26:22 (MST)
Well, you know what they say, don't you?
Stoke On Trent.
Bent.
Jarvis
- Monday, November 04, 2002 at 03:54:18 (MST)
And i quote from the Radio God himself: "Comedy series about
a socially inept local radio DJ. After a nervous breakdown which
saw him driving all the way to Dundee in his bare feet"
Tom Jones - Is this the real reason behind your pilgrimages
to Dundee? To follow the Partridge as it were?
Iain
The land where wallets stay shut - Sunday, November 03, 2002
at 16:06:54 (MST)
Enter your comments here...
The Shag Man
Somewhere, Someplace... - Sunday, November 03, 2002 at 06:46:32
(MST)
Flatley my dear, I don't Riverdance...
the lord of the manor <knightoftherealm@mybigmansion.com>
shell service station - Sunday, November 03, 2002 at 05:46:14
(MST)
As a pre-series tribute to the mighty Partridge, Da Liverbird
and I are having a weekend in Norwich 'to gain a special insight
into the world of Radio Norwich'
We however will not be driving there in a Bullnosed Morris nor
staying in a Travel Tavern.
Bring on the Full British Isles Breakfasts!
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
- Sunday, November 03, 2002 at 04:08:32 (MST)
Thanks for that Al
only another 8 days to go then :D
philip bettany
- Saturday, November 02, 2002 at 16:07:45 (MST)
COMEDY: I'm Alan Partridge
Channel: BBC 2
Date: Monday 11th November 2002
Time: 22:00 to 22:30
Duration: 30 minutes.
The Talented Mr Alan.
Comedy series about a socially inept local radio DJ. After a
nervous
breakdown which saw him driving all the way to Dundee in his
bare feet,
Alan has managed to rebuild his life. He has usurped a coveted
slot on
Radio Norwich, much to the annoyance of fellow DJ Dave Clifton,
and has
a girlfriend, the 'flamboyant' Ukrainian Sonia. He has also
finally
moved on from the Linton Travel Tavern - into a caravan
With thanks to the Webby Bloke for this - he knows every nook
and cranny of the web, you know....
Lager
- Saturday, November 02, 2002 at 05:50:09 (MST)
Iam fine Alan :)I have learned that The words Trains and
Delayed go very well.
Are U doing any Winter series meetings this year???
Philip Bettany
- Friday, November 01, 2002 at 12:31:06 (MST)
Top work Bezza! There is a clip available fro download from
the new series on the BBC website...... Our thanks to The Webmaster
Bloke for this nugget. He's on the BBC Gravy Train you know.
Nice to hear from you Phil and Lizzie as well - hope you are
both well!
Al
Lager Lager
Lager
- Friday, November 01, 2002 at 12:23:38 (MST)
Its on BBC2 at 10pm I'm pretty sure.
Whats this about bouncers? No they dont let you in if you give
them lip (sadly), but you can sweet-talk them with some good
acting. However this still rarely works.
Bezza <somebody@somewhere.com>
Preston - Friday, November 01, 2002 at 11:52:39 (MST)
Which BBC Channel is the new Alan Partridge series and what
time???
has I can't find it in the TV guide for next week.
OCTOBERS OVER HURRAH
Philip Bettany
here there every where - Friday, November 01, 2002 at 11:10:30
(MST)
Do bouncers let you into clubs when you give them lip?
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@work.com>
Baldimur - Friday, November 01, 2002 at 10:12:05 (MST)
New Alan Partridge series next Monday! It looks so bloomin
funny! Let battle commence.
PS - i was asked how old I was yesterday, my response was 'I'm
not old, i'm 43 you cheeky git!'
Bezza <somebody@somewhere.com>
Preston - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 15:53:24 (MST)
Mattie Mattie Mattie.......
You must have missed some names out there. Surely Ralph McTell
has made an appearance at some stage in the dwelling's history?
I think we should be told.
Lager Lager Lager
- Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 06:40:56 (MST)
Talking to yourself is the first sign of madness ... looking
for hairs in the palms of your hand is the second. I have your
room booked, Matt ... wait for the knock on your door ;)
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
Local mental hospital - Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 03:03:03
(MST)
Yes you are!
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 08:26:22
(MST)
Am I having a conversation with myself?
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, October 30, 2002 at 08:26:02
(MST)
I forgot:-
Jock Simpson
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Tuesday, October 29, 2002 at 07:18:10
(MST)
Famous people to have attended the Beau (Selecta) (Frazer)
Nash:-
Alan Hyde
Emma Lager
Ian Titchmarsh
David Addison
Jakob Ebrey
Rob Barff
Ian McKellar Jnr
Bobby Verdon-Roe
Matt Burt
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 12:07:53
(MST)
A complaint about the song:
"Nobody does it better".
Please don't be so vague in the song lyrics. Does what better?
Better than what? What is this all about?
Please refrain from creating such stupid songs
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 09:22:57
(MST)
I was driving along and would you believe it - a tree fell
down in front of me...!
Whatever next?
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, October 28, 2002 at 09:20:46
(MST)
Matt so rumour has it yes, put it this way, they have just
finished building a tarmac manufacturing plant on the island.......
Arblist <webmaster@brollydollies.com>
just got back from the motorshow@NEC - Friday, October 25, 2002
at 12:28:56 (MDT)
A pipe of Pringles would suffice
Mad Lizzy Webb
TV-AM - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 17:10:42 (MDT)
Someone will let me know when the 'Emergency' signs are illuminated,
won't they?
Lizzie Luvvie <dakrforces@work.com>
Sniper Alley - Thursday, October 24, 2002 at 09:10:04 (MDT)
Mmmmm. It ain't what you do it's the way that you do it.
Ahhhhhh Wien!
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Shocked and Horrified - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 15:17:06
(MDT)
It is quite sacry here sometimes, isn't it...
Lager
- Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 14:39:54 (MDT)
To The Big Belly People Would You Show Me Your Gyes is Bellys
Peoples With Big Bellys <Big
Bellys@Aol.com>
Somewhere, Someplace...At Threr House - Wednesday, October 23,
2002 at 14:11:05 (MDT)
To The Big Belly People Would You Show Me Your Gyes is Bellys
Peoples With Big Bellys <Big
Bellys@Aol.com>
Somewhere, Someplace...At Threr House - Wednesday, October 23,
2002 at 14:10:58 (MDT)
To The Big Belly People Would You Show Me Your Gyes is Bellys
Peoples With Big Bellys <Big
Bellys@Aol.com>
Somewhere, Someplace...At Threr House - Wednesday, October 23,
2002 at 14:10:50 (MDT)
We at VAN DIEMEN love him
Somebody Someone <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 12:30:39
(MDT)
Arblist,
Are they really building a racetrack in Ibiza?
MJ
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 09:14:55
(MDT)
- Who was it?
- It was the f**king postman...
- What did he want?
- Claims he was 'delivering the mail'...
- Has he got any proof?
- Some letters and a parcel...
- And who are the letters and parcel addressed to?
- Us...
- And who does he think we are?
- Probably the people the letters are addressed to...
- Er...well, let's not f**k with him anymore...
- I didn't know you were f**king him...
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, October 23, 2002 at 09:11:09
(MDT)
go on....get em out...give em a damn good flapping...
Somebody Someone <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 07:59:02
(MDT)
Thank you for your kind comments, but alas there was another
jacket just the same there. You try to be different by finding
a 97 season jacket and some monkey copies you. I'll be having
words with my stylist on Thursday.
Can we PLEASE find some more fever from somewhere, I don't think
I can last the Winter without some. Is this a version of motorsport
SAD?
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 02:27:05
(MDT)
I sincerely hope not, otherwise he will have sprouted two
breasts and a rough tuppence!
Zippy Monkeybuns
- Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 02:26:44 (MDT)
Has lager turned in to my mother? What is all this 'Matthew'
business?
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, October 21, 2002 at 12:08:51
(MDT)
You remember full well my prediction, Matthew.
I gave it to you at 1.03pm on Saturday afternoon, by telephone,
just as I passed the Fresh Ground Coffee department at the local
Spar at the end of Bootham Crescent.
It was couple with my prediction for Charlton's wondrous result
at the Valley yesterday afternoon.
A good weekend, all in all!
Lager
- Monday, October 21, 2002 at 07:10:12 (MDT)
Ah-ha!
Sorry for giving you short shrift Lager, but I was on maximum
concentration mode! Especially because the Brands commentators
leave you to fend for yourself in trying to work out what is
going on!
Pre event predictions were in MN and in the programme. I would
like to point out that my England, Heylen, Kimber-Smith was
right in every sense of the word (if you take into account that
England hadn't got a penalty and had passed Heylen, and Kimber
Smith hadn't crashed...)
What was your prediction Lager?
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, October 21, 2002 at 06:38:20
(MDT)
We thought S-Wah looked very fetching in his Ferrari jacket.
Very dapper.
Did anyone hear any pre Festival weekend predictions? It's not
a deal breaker but I would like to know.
Lager
- Monday, October 21, 2002 at 05:42:05 (MDT)
FESTIVAL FEVER!!!!!!!!!!! WOOO_HOOOOO!
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Saturday, October 19, 2002 at 05:02:37
(MDT)
The 'Ai's have it, I think the 'Ai's have it.
Lager
- Friday, October 18, 2002 at 07:43:24 (MDT)
Ai
Lizzie Luvvie
- Thursday, October 17, 2002 at 21:45:02 (MDT)
Ai
S Wah & da Liverbird
<somebody@somewhere.com>
- Thursday, October 17, 2002 at 14:20:12 (MDT)
Ai
Lager
- Thursday, October 17, 2002 at 04:10:08 (MDT)
Weather is great, rumour has it they are building a motor
racing circuit here on the white island!! So, seeing as it is
cheaper to fly here than to dublin, i propose a TOCA round here,
all those in nfavour say Ai.....
Arblist <onthebeah@sanantonio.ibiza.com>
in the sun, san antonio, Ibiza - Thursday, October 17, 2002
at 03:43:31 (MDT)
Though he is a bit of a minger...
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@myhouse.com>
Here. - Monday, October 14, 2002 at 13:00:49 (MDT)
Time for Alan's fact of the day - Tom Jones is a Welsh singer
(No, it's not rhyming slang ....)
Simian Fellow <somebody@somewhere.com>
Norwich - Monday, October 14, 2002 at 09:29:33 (MDT)
You can't have Gareth, he's Welsh.
Tom
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 13:04:19 (MDT)
Yeah, are we're keeping him! ;o)
Fleas <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... going damn well insane - Friday, October
11, 2002 at 08:51:50 (MDT)
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@work.com>
Sniper Alley - Thursday, October 10, 2002 at 22:05:52 (MDT)
Fire! Fire! The Guestbook's on Fire!
No, it's not, of course.....
Tom
Swaffham - Thursday, October 10, 2002 at 16:54:09 (MDT)
Cote d'Azur my arse! There's a foot of water outside, and
gale force winds - typical Brands weather!
Colin Mann <colin@kagan.com>
Cannes, France - Thursday, October 10, 2002 at 03:58:23 (MDT)
I believe that somewhere in the Old Testament there was a
prophecy that the witness to the billies would truly excel at
feats of Billy-ism that not even the billies themselves could
ever dream to aspire to. This may or may not have included covering
the Pit straight at Snetterton in a Sainsbury's trolly, a re-enactment
of The Great Escape to get INTO the paddock at Thruxton and
spending half a night suspended inside the powertour dome.
This was NOT proof that the witness was both truly and properly
man and truly and properly billy, rather it was proof that the
billies should learn to fulfil their own brief properly before
having the affront to claim to be a higher being.
It's all in the translation you see.
The Moral of the Story? Billy, don't be a hero. Stick to what
you do best.
Tom
- Wednesday, October 09, 2002 at 14:27:58 (MDT)
Sorry, been distracted.
anyway back to the skirt.
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, October 04, 2002 at 17:03:39
(MDT)
Matt, Christmas track test sounds like a laugh. Lager has
my phone number, call me, and give me as much notice as you
can...... I will be at brands next weekend for the autum tottie
event if you can make it.....
Arblist <webmaster@brollydollies.com>
next to the big gen set at home. - Monday, September 30, 2002
at 02:43:57 (MDT)
Look here, somebody at someplace,
We expect a bit more decorum on this guestbook. We all appreciate
the looks of one Ms. Emma Roberts, but she happens to be the
girlfriend of my mate.
He too doesn't mind people appreciating her beauty too, but
at least have the decency to put your own name under the message!
If you feel you have to remain anonymous, fair enough, but please
refrain from posting such messages.
If not, I will come round your house and punch your lights out.
And Arblist, looks like we are on for the Christmas track test
mate!
MJ
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 00:59:05
(MDT)
Well, Emm is Emm! and yes she is!
Arblist <inmyroom@home.co.edu>
at home with a grid girl.......... - Saturday, September 28,
2002 at 18:05:52 (MDT)
can anyone tell me about Alan Hyde's girlfriend, Emma Roberts,
she is sex on legs !!!!!!
Somebody Someone <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 03:32:44
(MDT)
I agree, Matt. Away with the pikeys. We hate them. Were any
of them still in that press room after 6 on Sunday night? No.
So sod off. The lot of you. You are all ugly and smell and are
a talentless bunch of no-hopers trying to mix it with the big
boys. W&&k*rs, toŁŁers. All of them. Well, you play with fire,
you get burnt. And quite frankly, the lot of you look as though
you've been through an incinerator and then handed to me for
a cooling down with a bunsen burner. You have no right to be
there. Why don't you all just f@Łk off.
Sorry, but this is getting my goat up.
Anna Shacklady
- Tuesday, September 24, 2002 at 10:15:50 (MDT)
If the offending word, 'bent' had been before 'inflatable-climber',
then it would have been derogatory and implying that whoever
was the inflatalbe-climber was not a "no-nonsense, caffine-drinking,
beer-swilling, cigarette-smoking, female-chasing, 100 percent
hetrosexual* ".
However, the offending word appears after the 'inflatable climbing'.
Everything is all well and good at this point.
Don't get picky. :p
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@work.com>
DC - Friday, September 20, 2002 at 06:38:32 (MDT)
Am I allowed to protest at the use of the word bent here?
This is, surely, a no-nonsense, caffine-drinking, beer-swilling,
cigarette-smoking, female-chasing, 100 percent hetrosexual*
guestbook, isn't it?
(*=excluding females of course. Any female who wants to engage
in acts with another female is to be applauded. Even better
if they want to videotape it...)
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, September 20, 2002 at 04:47:12
(MDT)
Was this Witness to the Billies of an inflatable-climbing
bent?
Lizzie Luvvie <darkforces@work.com>
Capital center. - Thursday, September 19, 2002 at 21:50:53 (MDT)
In the beginning, there were the billies. And the billies
stayed out of the paddock, and the paddock stayed out of the
billies. The billies stayed out in the beginning
There was a man came from the paddock. His name was Tom. He
came not as a billy but as a witness to the billies....
To be continued.....
Tom
Live from the PR Event of the Season - Thursday, September 19,
2002 at 18:03:49 (MDT)
Enter your comments here...
Somebody Someone <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, September 19, 2002 at 14:00:03
(MDT)
Does anyone like Cabbages?
Tom
- Thursday, September 19, 2002 at 11:28:19 (MDT)
When the seagulls follow the trawler, the fish are scattered
into the sea.
When the British GT cars take to the track, the opposition are
scattered to the wind (by Ian McKellar)
When the BTCC takes to Donington, bits of glass fibre are scattered
all over the track
Just a smattering of scatterings here.
PS: Gap, try me now, as it were...
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, September 18, 2002 at 09:12:56
(MDT)
Fudge flamethrower.
Anna Shacklady
- Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 02:40:58 (MDT)
those of us who are southern pansies and are happy to admit
it will show the rest of the country how to drink at donington.
take pity on poor midlanders. all they've got is donington park.
fudge budgie
i don't know where i am, i've got my eyes shut - Monday, September
16, 2002 at 15:16:32 (MDT)
No GAP - living in Spain makes you a foreign exchange stoodent.
And very brave. :s
Lizzie Luvvie <capitalistforce@work.com>
Advertising Central. - Monday, September 16, 2002 at 14:52:43
(MDT)
Matt: why isn´t your email working?! I´ve been trying to
send you a press release for days!
P.S: I´m living in the south of spain till December, does that
make me an honorary southerner?
GAP <somebody@somewhere.com>
- Monday, September 16, 2002 at 13:40:16 (MDT)
The only good thing to come out of Kent is the A25
Arblist <Ferrari@monza.com>
Still in front of the tv, amazed that a green ford made the
podium...... - Sunday, September 15, 2002 at 15:58:25 (MDT)
Please may I be exiled to Wales? My family live there and
it would save me a fortune in petrol!
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
Sitting hopefully waiting for exile - Saturday, September 14,
2002 at 02:21:16 (MDT)
The empty threats of a disenchanted Northerner aren't enough
to stop us proclaiming the greatness of the Kent.
Consider this a battle cry, a call to arms for all my fellow
Kent-ites. Take up thy weapons and fight for the garden of England.
Be gone, thy bitter Northerners and regress to Cumbria or, worst
still, Scotland...
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 06:27:10
(MDT)
Hmm... remember that the keys for the doors of the hallowed
shrine (i.e. this guestbook) are owned by a self-confessed Northerner,
and therefore any rampant Northerner-bashing may result in exile
to Wales for a prolonged period.
And you wouldn't want that now, would you?
The Webmaster Bloke
<webmaster@alanhydefanzone.co.uk>
Oop North lad... - Friday, September 13, 2002 at 02:36:12 (MDT)
I'm donning my pith helmet and kevlar, and moving to safe
minimum distance to watch the battle between North and South.
May the best Southerner ... oops, man ... win.
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
Hiding in my nuclear fallout shelter - Friday, September 13,
2002 at 01:37:05 (MDT)
http://www.alesofkentbrewery.co.uk/
Do check out 'outlets' - Made in Maidstone, wait for it, Kent
so Northerners can try real beers.
I rest my case.
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 14:42:26
(MDT)
If any southerners are coming "up north" to donnington next
week, BEWARE the pubs round here serve REAL BEER. I.E. if you
order your normal "shandy" or "lager top" you will be laughed
at. And yes you do all stand out in a crowd with that stupid
whiney southern accent!!
Arblist <beer@camra.up.north>
at home, next to the big gen set. - Thursday, September 12,
2002 at 11:54:01 (MDT)
whats happened to Emma Roberts ??
Somebody Someone <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 02:47:52
(MDT)
Yer mam'll learn soon enough.
Whats all this southerners unite nonsense, you bunch of southern
jessies couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery, if it hit
you in your toffee nosed faces.
Yours,
Northern Monkey
Lizzie Luvvie <modcons@home.com>
Dark side of the Globe - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 23:01:20
(MDT)
Your mum obviously doesn't know him like we do! hehe
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
Gobsmacked - Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 01:30:58 (MDT)
Matthew James! I am shocked at your outburst, on this or
any other forum.
My Mum thinks you're a nice boy.
Lager
- Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 05:00:35 (MDT)
Now, Now & There!
Will check my oh so busy social events list and get back to
you very shortly.
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Saturday, September 07, 2002 at 06:57:08
(MDT)
S WAH!!! Give the time, the date and the place, and I'll
do my best to be there :D
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
Back home at last - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 06:18:50 (MDT)
JULES BABE! I totaly agree lets have a night on the town,
paint it red and get arrested. Mind you the amount of graffiti
tags in this ol' town the chances of anybody seeing the red
is minimal.
The Baggers and Bookworms OLD hang out is havin a referb at
the moment, lets hope they put in a jukebox with a steering
wheel!
Come ON Joons! Sabotage by nothern folks? we should be told!
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
2 steps up, 3 blocks down..... - Friday, September 06, 2002
at 00:45:59 (MDT)
Fudge Fighterpilot.
Anna Shacklady
- Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 13:32:41 (MDT)
That's quite all right, Matt. Mistakes are easily made.
Zippy Monkeybuns
- Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 13:31:43 (MDT)
I do apologise, that was a posting for another site...
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 07:35:06
(MDT)
Why don't you f*** off you bunch of c***s? You all think
you are so f**king cool, don't you? Well, t*****rs, f**k off.
You are all a load of f**king w**kers, in my f**king opinion.
Shove it up your a**e, d**heads....
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 07:34:22
(MDT)
Why would John, Ringo, Paul and George want to go to Greater
Manchester?
Kentish Lad <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Tuesday, September 03, 2002 at 14:03:59
(MDT)
What about the Beatles song "Ticket To Hyde"??
Beast of Bodmin <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Tuesday, September 03, 2002 at 08:49:06
(MDT)
No, but "Megamega white thing" is ...
Zippy Monkeybuns
- Tuesday, September 03, 2002 at 06:00:23 (MDT)
In the song Born Slippy by Underworld from the film Trainspotting,
when the guy says "shouting Lager, Lager, Lager....", is this
a subliminal message to our esteemed leader?
Kentish Lad <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, September 02, 2002 at 16:03:19
(MDT)
Scrolling down the page a bit there I notice you using the
word 'regionist'.
Well, yes you are! I'm a bloomin Northerener just like one of
those comical people in Phoenix Nights. :)
Only kiddin Alan, keep the faith. However, I'm not driving a
mini metro. Theres no point finishing the sentence, because
I'm not driving a mini Metro.
Bezza <craigbezzer@hotmail.com>
Preston, Lancs - Monday, September 02, 2002 at 15:21:54 (MDT)
Network South East, Network South East, Network South East,
Network South East.....Hated that commercial!!
Chugga Chootrain
Ware - Friday, August 30, 2002 at 08:36:25 (MDT)
I propose to set up a group for expats of the British Rail
Network Southeast region.
Perks of membership will include accompanied tours to places
such as Luton Airport, Elephant & Castle Tube Station, A lap
of the M25 (clockwise, it's further) Buckingham Palace and as
a special treat, Princes Risborough.
Club members will also be entitled to use camp sites at a range
of NSE venues such as Green Park, Flitwick Station Car park
and a pensioners' bowling green in Reading.
A range of club merchandise will be available to members, including
but not limited to jam jars filled with polluted air, bottled
water taken from the fountain at the top of the mall, Leyton
Orient shirts and bumper stickers which read "I'd rather be
in Ware".....
Tom
Somewhere north of Watford Gap (don't know the district) - Friday,
August 30, 2002 at 07:42:02 (MDT)
Ooh, Ar.
Farmer Giles
Bodmin Moor - Friday, August 30, 2002 at 07:32:09 (MDT)
I'm going to form Ecurie Cornwall, a new motor racing super-team
that is set to take the world by storm next season. More details
to follow...
Team Ginsters Racing anyone?
Beast of Bodmin
<smackedr@upem.com>
A wind-swept Bodders Moor - Friday, August 30, 2002 at 07:01:48
(MDT)
I've heard a section of Archers next book and managed to
get a snippet...
Moonlight swept through the bars, onto the tiled floor and slops
bucket. Outside, in the real world an owl hooted. I was just
going mop out when I felt a hand on the back of my neck and
soap being applied....
Urrh! We'll leave that there I think.
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Clink - Friday, August 30, 2002 at 01:21:24 (MDT)
I got that wrong didn't I....
It was heavy, light drizzle. Sorry.
I'm going nowhere.
Lager
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 16:38:29 (MDT)
It was light, heavy drizzle. Heavy, light drizzle would be
a nonsense. I wouldn't say anything so silly.
You wanna be grateful I din't call it "Girlie Rain" again....
Archer has no place in these here parts. He makes up stories.
(PS That's not libellous by the way. There's nothing legally
challenging in that statement, when referring to a renowned
author).
Lager
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 07:07:51 (MDT)
Date, time and venue of first meeting, please. And just because
I have 20 years experience as an administrator, I absolutely
refuse to take the minutes!
First motion put forward ... the found of The Kent Mafiosi take
us all out for a beer! Any seconders? Hehehe
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
The Kent Mafiosi secret HQ - Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 02:58:37
(MDT)
Viva Kent Mafiosi! Viva McKellar!
Since I have been in a money holding for the good of all mankind
role before, may I put myself forward as Chancellor of Exchequer,
I promise to fine any wrong-doings and donate said monies to
a worthy cause. And boy are the causes worthy!
Can we have a National Anthem?
and is this going to be like Passport to Pimlico or another
good reason to have a beer and have a go at northern things.
Can I also propose we have centres of excellence at Brands Hatch,
Priestfield, The Valley, The White Cliffs of Dover and Buckmore
Park.
Today we have no light heavy drizzle in the glorious Wells.
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 02:57:23
(MDT)
Power to the Kentonians!
I nominate Jeffrey Archer as Chancellor of the Kent Exchequer.
Yakshida Fikura
Herne Bay - Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 00:38:30 (MDT)
He's honourary South London, mate.
Lager
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 14:43:14 (MDT)
You can't have Gareth, he's Welsh.
Tom
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 13:04:19 (MDT)
What are we gonna do with offenders?
Are we targetting all offenders, or just deaf offenders - those
that do not hear or respond to the collective voice of the south.
Or is that regionsist?
I propose they have to come to a Charlton Athletic or a Gillingham
match.
And enjoy it. The choice is theirs.
I propose Gareth Howell as Vice President.
Lager
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 07:29:56 (MDT)
I would like to hereby form a new association, to which I
would like to invite Jules, SWah, Emma and Lager to join.
Since the departure of the BBC (Bar Bollocks Committee) I feel
there has been a void in my life.
Events of last weekend, and the last posting by some mentalist,
has prompted me to come up with a new moniker.
The group will be called The Kent Mafiosi. The aims of the Kent
Mafiosi will be to protect the glories of the Garden of England
against any slur from Northerns. Yes, Titch, I do mean you -
and that Scottish twit John Chalmers.
It also includes anyone from Crouch End, London, upwards.
For the purposes of this new group, I have included Hordon-on-the-Hill
in Essex as a Kentish village and have nominated Ian McKellar
Junior as our leader.
Anyone have any problems with that?
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 05:21:22
(MDT)
Light heavy drizzle
Jed Thomas
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 09:20:13 (MDT)
Mmmmm giggle giggle, Mmmmmmmm, he-he etc, ad lib to fade..............
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Cloud 9 - Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 02:46:27 (MDT)
formula fudge
Anna Shacklady
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 03:38:30 (MDT)
I'm out of all metric sizes and only got 9/16 in imperial.
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Studying form - Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 03:55:12 (MDT)
In answer to the burning, greased nipples question.
Would that be chipfat or lard, perchance?
Somebody Someone <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, August 23, 2002 at 08:34:34
(MDT)
Sorry about that! I meant to say: Is anyone coming to Brands
Hatch this weekend?
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, August 23, 2002 at 08:02:19
(MDT)
greased nipples anyone?
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, August 23, 2002 at 08:01:40
(MDT)
Boots? Ah, you mean the chemist.
Arblist <somebody@somewhere.com>
nowhere near brands hatch :-( - Friday, August 23, 2002 at 05:17:46
(MDT)
Did someone say boots?
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Lurking by the bar - Friday, August 23, 2002 at 01:02:12 (MDT)
Please worship the Church of the Beast. The Beast is best
(apart from breast, which is more bester). This URL is more
likely a darkened cul-de-sac than a hairway to steven. Anyway,
clogs aren't that practical.
Beast of Bodmin
<sicklypuppy@doghouse.com>
Crop circles, on the moors - Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 06:05:12
(MDT)
That's a shame man cos I think the dude totally rox. His
righting and wot he says is just orsem. Does anybody no how
I could get in touch with the dude.
Mullethead
MulletCentral - Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 05:50:04 (MDT)
What "sort" is that exactly?
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 05:22:44
(MDT)
Different guy, I think.
We wouldnt't want his sort here.
Lager
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 15:39:24 (MDT)
I've just gott on to this sight cos like some frendz of mine
told me about it and its orsem man. I mean I'm totallyfreaked
out. Is this the same Matt James who is like the journalist
Matt James on Mototsport News magazine or is it like a different
Matt James?
Mullethead
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 15:25:33 (MDT)
I've heard all about your fudge tunnel, Anna and it ain't
pretty listening.
Chic Cherry
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 12:13:05 (MDT)
Fudge ferret (like chutney ferret only stiffer)
Anna Shacklady
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 10:34:37 (MDT)
I said FUDGE PHANTOM!
Anna Shacklady <somebody@somewhere.com>
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 08:10:08 (MDT)
fudge fury
Anna Shacklady
- Monday, August 19, 2002 at 17:00:54 (MDT)
Can somebody please explain to me what the hell Anna is going
on about?
Somebody Someone <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, August 19, 2002 at 14:19:39
(MDT)
Fudge phantom
Anna Shacklady
- Monday, August 19, 2002 at 09:59:54 (MDT)
fudge fuselage
Anna Shacklady
- Monday, August 19, 2002 at 09:43:47 (MDT)
There's nothing to say. But I'm sure someone will think of
something.
Tom
- Monday, August 19, 2002 at 06:46:55 (MDT)
Someone say something. Please.
There's always the "I'm not coming to your........, Lynne" if
all else fails.
Whatever, someone say something. Please.
Lager
- Monday, August 19, 2002 at 03:36:18 (MDT)
My URL instructs us about our Eternity (sign the guestbook):
How inevitably both are determined and molded by the choices
we make in our voyage home to the Father; This URL is both a
stairway AND a roadmap TO that Utopian Domicile. Step out in
faith: Experience the Awesome Reality of God.
You're the spark. You're a warrior. You're His treasure. He
deemed it so. Your service is good. Your love towards God is
better. How He yearns to welcome us into His everlasting home
beyond death's horizon: With such a price-tag on our souls,
human beings are clearly precious beyond diamonds. You must
abandon all fear of Him and know that He is all love.
Say this: "Father, I love you and I give myself to you." And
He wills that you inherit His Kingdom... PEACE. You ARE loved
by Christ. See beyond illusion: Read Daniel 12:3
the YOUTH withe TRUTH <theautomann@msn.com>
Topeka, ks usa - Sunday, August 18, 2002 at 11:53:50 (MDT)
war cry??? i think swah was giving a war cry to the toilet
after a lethal cocktail of booze on his birthday! no birds though!!
marky mark <mc
rubbish.com>
working - Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 20:00:36 (MDT)
Talking of breastage, when are we gonna get our gridgirls
gallery?
Il Wanderaro
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 03:53:57 (MDT)
No architect has ever won a prize for just the foundations.
The Dinarg D-200 is the uglyest car of all time. Do you know
different?
Can ya play Don't Go by Yazoo for a Mr J Villeneuve, 45 Chancery
Lane, Brackley. Tel Brackley 458927. He'll know who it's from.
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Tate Gallery - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 15:25:18 (MDT)
Play us some Vengaboys, Lager.....
Tom
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 05:39:22 (MDT)
So what's more important? The quality of the foundations,
or what's been built on top? I'm sure many would agree that
bad foundations ain't fun.
Wandy
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 05:37:26 (MDT)
But the FOUNDATIONS are still of the original age.
It was a good point, well made. But it stretches a point, I
think......
A bit like silicone implants, in fact.
Lager
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 04:27:02 (MDT)
Al, that doesn't work if you've had a boob job. For instance,
my friend is 28 but her breasts are actually only two years
old.
Somebody Someone <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 14:23:54
(MDT)
Matt - surly the "breast age" can be calculated as roughly
the same age as the person to whom the breasts are attached?
Or am I being too simplistic here?
And Bezza - classic. Welcome back!
Lager
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 08:20:44 (MDT)
Anyone else feel sorry for Mike Nicholson having to let someone
else have his pot?
Tom
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 04:13:14 (MDT)
Now I know I've been a bit amiss with my postings recently,
but is no-one else surprised that a senora of Anna's supposed
journalistic capabilities can't string more than two words together?
Curious.
GAP
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 03:39:35 (MDT)
Hi Alan! Long time no speak. I've been on holiday + had numerous
computer problems and have only just got back into the swing
of things.
I'll be at Donington for the finale and I'm expecting a sly
Partridge comment on your commentary. Ask that Irish guy to
tell you about the ladyboys or sommat. That'll go down well.
..and he flipped her over and he fu.....and fu....and funnily
enough it landed on all four wheels and they drove away.
Bezza <craigbezzer@hotmail.com>
Preston, Lancs - Monday, August 12, 2002 at 16:20:29 (MDT)
fudge tunnel
Anna Shacklady
- Monday, August 12, 2002 at 06:52:06 (MDT)
Had a time, yes. The great thing about it was the size of
my hangover. Due to the kind people, you know who you are and
I know where you live, who bought me flatliners, aftershocks,
a ladyboy, guinness and gold lable and all the other stuff.
The was a no show by the War Cry woman last night so we'll have
to get drunk again tonight to get the answer for Tom.
Please Note 'The War Cry Challenge' is a trade mark of ex-members
of the B.B.C.
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 05:34:03
(MDT)
And I'm sorry for forgetting your birthday, little bruv.
Hope it was a good one anyway.
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
Hanging head in shame - Friday, August 09, 2002 at 02:44:41
(MDT)
Knockers. My favourite.
As in she's got a great pair of eyes.
Anna Shacklady
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 02:44:22 (MDT)
Sorry Jules for not seeing you in ages. Hope you get well
soon.
Sounds like Arblist has been to Knockers already. Also don't
forget the Studio 2 limited edition.
Can someone explain football to me, sometime before the 'season'
starts? (I have already managed to grasp the 'off side rule')
Hustings!
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Never never land - Friday, August 09, 2002 at 02:40:39 (MDT)
Tisa fishy ona dishy. What youse rekon. S'websiyte fowr me
mate lager, that's wa it is...
Matt Geordinio James
<somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, August 09, 2002 at 02:17:51
(MDT)
What's this all aboot?
Michael
Linton - Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 09:59:38 (MDT)
I'll go. Via Torquay and the English Riviera i think. Fits
in with my style of travelling. ;)
Wanderer <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 09:58:15
(MDT)
Sorry, Spud, but I wasn't asking about breast-age.
I must translate my Joons-speak. Anyone going to Knockhill...?
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 08:31:47
(MDT)
Yes Matt, thank you for enquiring. I have a nice pair.
Spud <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 07:00:54
(MDT)
Knockers anyone?
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 06:12:31
(MDT)
Did we actually find out who liked pies?
I do.
Tom
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 15:06:25 (MDT)
Fact of the day:
Most cats don't actually intend to kill small birds. They are
just playing with them.
Another one of those, same time tomorrow.
Lager
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 10:24:08 (MDT)
Tip of the day: Never try to save a homeless cat ... you'll
end up on crutches
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
Painville - Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 02:58:46 (MDT)
How many paragraphs on the front page of the War Cry this
week before the 'God bit'? Place your bets.....
Tom
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 12:52:16 (MDT)
What i did this weekend, by Arblist:
Lay on beach watching topless birds play volleyball while listening
to pete tong playing at the radio 1 road show 2km away. Then
a little trip up to manumission to watch the educational show.
Breakfast on the beach then more volleyball. And did i miss
watching anything NO!! A-HA!!
Arblist <sunburnt@sanantonio.com>
san antonio, watching the radio 1 techies throwing bits of cable
into the back of a truck, next to the big gen set. - Monday,
August 05, 2002 at 11:40:51 (MDT)
He's got a point there you know, love.
He details the whole of a very busy domestic weekend, (my opinions
about which have already been voiced upon these pages), then
you come out with the social equivalent of "while you're at
it, shove a broom up and sweep the hallway"....
Wired up all wrong, I'm afraid.
Lager
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 07:29:06 (MDT)
With all that going on Jules, I didn't really have much spare
time!
Matt J <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, August 05, 2002 at 04:29:07
(MDT)
... and still I see nothing of S Wah, Bloke or T-Bird :(
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
Wondering if I still exist - Monday, August 05, 2002 at 02:34:57
(MDT)
What I did this weekend, by Matty J:
On Saturday, I woke up, drove Tina to work and then went to
Safeways to do the shopping. I then went home, cleaned out the
back yard, took loads of bottles to the bottle bank, went back
to the place I used to live and cleaned that from top to bottom
before returning to my new house. I cleaned the kitchen. I stopped
for a bit to watch a couple of hours of the Spa 24 hours and
then went to pick up my girlfriend from work. Then, we went
through my selection of dodgy clothes and she decided which
ones I should now donate to the local charity shop.
On Sunday, I got up early, made the bird make me breakfast,
and then called S Wah, who kindly drove us to the tip to dump
loads of rubbish. We continued on to Tina's mum's house where
we picked up a chest of drawers. Steve put up some curtains
when we returned home while I watched more of the Spa 24 Hours.
Then, I spent four hours hoovering upstairs. Then, I was knackered.
Did I miss watching Joons? You decide...
MJ
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 23:58:22
(MDT)
AH-HA to Mr Hyde!
Andrea's Mum <somebody@somewhere.com>
Andrea's house - Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 14:27:47 (MDT)
Matt, do you need a hand with those drawers of yours? Give
me a shout if you do.
Spud <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Saturday, August 03, 2002 at 17:36:05
(MDT)
Jive Bunny - a rabbit meat medley?
S Wah <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Saturday, August 03, 2002 at 14:07:58
(MDT)
meat-mate
Anna Shacklady
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 10:46:35 (MDT)
******STOP PRESS********
Matthew James is an armchair Joons Supporter.
The likeable Essex star driver takes to the wheel of an ASCAR
for the first time this weekend.
And what is his "No 1" alleged fan Matthew doing?
Domestic Detail. Tidying his drawers.
This is appalling news.
***ends***
Lager
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 07:44:05 (MDT)
mr brown is at the window
Anna Shacklady <somebody@somewhere.com>
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 06:41:45 (MDT)
Hello everyone
Just 3 meetings to go and thats it for another year :(.
I didn't go Snetterton as I was busy and my free Internet connection
wasn't working when i came back on sunday and its still not
working, damn BT.
PHIL
Philip Bettany
home alone till sunday - Tuesday, July 30, 2002 at 14:44:18
(MDT)
devil's hornet
Anna Shacklady
- Tuesday, July 30, 2002 at 07:05:26 (MDT)
Ahem.....
Nice to see you back Anna. Hope you're, urmm, well and everything.
Enjoying the usual feast of televsion etc.
Lager
- Tuesday, July 30, 2002 at 03:02:42 (MDT)
spam javelin
Anna Shacklady
- Monday, July 29, 2002 at 08:25:28 (MDT)
meat dagger
Anna Shacklady
- Monday, July 29, 2002 at 09:36:22 (MDT)
gusset typist
Anna Shacklady
- Monday, July 29, 2002 at 08:24:17 (MDT)
Concerned about Anna's all-to-brief postings (what do they
mean?).. and a number of other inexplicable messages. Who cares
if I like pies? Or mini-kievs?
Having said that, I do pay the price for being a fussy eater....
Emma's boots.
MJ
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, July 29, 2002 at 07:03:30
(MDT)
Meat me in the middle
Somebody Someone <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, July 29, 2002 at 06:59:06
(MDT)
clown's pocket
Anna Shacklady
- Monday, July 29, 2002 at 06:48:47 (MDT)
Never gonna use them.
Never gonna use them.
Lager
- Monday, July 29, 2002 at 05:43:55 (MDT)
And AH-HA to Tom for calling me up at 6.55am on Saturday
morning just to tell me of his trip to B&Q for the tungsten
tipped screws, which Al will never use.
Andrea <somebody@somewhere.com>
Work - Monday, July 29, 2002 at 05:11:40 (MDT)
Well what a joyous hive of activity we have here.
AH-HA to everyone, and to Tom, for going beyond the call of
duty to obtain a pack of tungsten tipped screws, which I will
never use.
Lager
- Monday, July 29, 2002 at 04:42:00 (MDT)
who likes pies ???
Somebody Someone <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, July 26, 2002 at 16:29:57
(MDT)
No
Somebody Someone <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, July 26, 2002 at 16:26:54
(MDT)
"Do you like Mini Kiev's?"
Bernard Matthews
<bernard@bloomin-bootiful.com>
Just outside Norwich - Friday, July 26, 2002 at 14:01:05 (MDT)
Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Somebody Someone <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, July 26, 2002 at 12:51:36
(MDT)
Thomas has big feet
Me
- Friday, July 26, 2002 at 12:49:26 (MDT)
Warren Hughes is very small and therefore only needs one
shredded wheat
Tom
- Friday, July 26, 2002 at 07:10:43 (MDT)
perineum
Anna Shacklady
- Friday, July 26, 2002 at 06:52:37 (MDT)
It seems I shall be camping with the billies at Snetterton.
Does this mean I am a bad person?
Tom
- Friday, July 26, 2002 at 06:07:34 (MDT)
Only when I can rub cheese into their knees.
Somebody Someone <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, July 26, 2002 at 04:24:50
(MDT)
So, who likes bees?
Tom
- Thursday, July 25, 2002 at 19:21:42 (MDT)
David Leslie has a beard
Wanderer <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, July 25, 2002 at 15:34:11
(MDT)
Super Production Cars aren't really touring cars, and, since
2001, they've been obliged to call them 'BTC-P' cars.
Tom <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, July 25, 2002 at 14:06:09
(MDT)
Tom Tom Tom - you are a comic genius.
How on Earth could I match your entry?
"Most people Yvan Muller knows are French."
Another one of those, same time tomorrow.
Lager
- Thursday, July 25, 2002 at 08:12:32 (MDT)
Lager, have you thought up a suitable fact of the day to
replace the billy slot on Saturday yet? ;)
Tom <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, July 24, 2002 at 09:50:43
(MDT)
Just in case anyone felt left out at Croft and wanted a party
bag, I now have a supplier. Unfortunately all the loose Werther's
Originals have been eaten though......
Tom <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, July 24, 2002 at 09:49:20
(MDT)
Nice idea Lager. Broadcasting outside normal hours. It'd
be a bit like Radio Caroline wouldn't it? Just moor a dingy
off Great Yarmouth with all the neccessary gear and there we
have it. Instant Radio Caroline!
Wanderer
Big Brother House - Wednesday, July 24, 2002 at 09:29:06 (MDT)
Genius.
And don't forget to tune in on Friday night for the TOCA Radio
BB3 Final Eviction Night Special. I thought we could could do
a kinda live phone in simulcast.
I lied.
Lager
- Wednesday, July 24, 2002 at 08:51:29 (MDT)
I'll be there, stunned at the beauty of its location.....
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, July 24, 2002 at 08:36:00
(MDT)
So are we all set for Snetterton? Via Hastings of course.
It has to be done.
Wanderer
Troosers - Wednesday, July 24, 2002 at 08:17:16 (MDT)
Yes, welcome Hyla! Respect!
If you follow those directions, Mattie, you may end up in a
number of "plaices" other than Hastings, I assure you....
Lager
- Wednesday, July 24, 2002 at 06:13:39 (MDT)
Firstly, welcome to Hyla Breese, extremely talented racing
driver of this parish and someone who should have a permanent
BTCC drive. It's all that grounding he had in Formula Vauxhall
Junior, you know...
Secondly, what a joy it is to see the guestbook in full flight
again. After a little wobble earlier in the year, it is now
definitely the place to be!
Thirdly, Hastings is in East Sussex. Go to the South East of
England, and then follow the smell of fish...
Fourthly, what the f**ck is Stevewa on?
MJ
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, July 24, 2002 at 03:20:14
(MDT)
Where is Hastings?
Hercule Poirot
- Tuesday, July 23, 2002 at 16:19:56 (MDT)
There was also the zanily named City X.
Wacky old Austin Rover eh? Where are you now.......
Wanderer
- Tuesday, July 23, 2002 at 05:07:14 (MDT)
Would that be the basic 1.0L later to become the 'City' (Was
it named after Norwich?) usuall interior colour Flint but on
early models the quaintly titled black, exterior 'Primrose',
or the more refined 1.3HLS, usual interior colour 'Bitter Chocholate'
and exterior Virmillion or Monza, which did become the 200 series
in favour of the burr walnut trimed dashboard and stupidly reshaped
bonnet an grill the Van Den Plas a la Princess/Ambassador and
Allegro, usual interior colour brown leatherette, exterior colour
Midnight Blue. Wasn't it a good thing they never did a revamp
on the Allegro, unless you count the Equipe 1750 twin carb?
Not enough room here to mention the S, MG, MG Turbo, or the
far too common HL.
Good job I've got to go to work....
S Wah <Blah@blah.com>
Somewhere in the Summertime - Tuesday, July 23, 2002 at 01:41:09
(MDT)
Alternatively we could always use a Rover 200. Not a Mini
Metro. I am not driving a Mini Metro.
Wanderer
Troosers - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 16:39:42 (MDT)
G'day Mr Hyde, just saying Hi. Thanks for for all your kind
words on TOCA radio, what would everyone do if your voice was
no longer heard on TOCA radio? Like Murry Walker is to F1, so
Alan Hyde is to BTCC......at least you don't forget stuff like
Murry did.
See ya at Snett, and the Kanga's say Hi also!!
Cheers.
PS: And Hi to everyone else who posts on here.
Hyla Breese <somebody@somewhere.com>
Norwich, Norfolk - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 15:19:19 (MDT)
Inertia reel seatbelts Now there's a little nest of vipers
if ever there was one.
See? You've locked it. You might not want to lock it.
Lager
- Monday, July 22, 2002 at 12:19:43 (MDT)
With compulsary inertia reel seatbelts and air bags…
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 10:43:56
(MDT)
How about a Ring Road Race? Involving such tasks as picking
up a bag of tungsten tipped screws from B&Q and then getting
on your way in the quickest time possible?
Le Mans style starts in a Bullnose Morris. Marvellous.
Wanderer
Heid - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 10:30:24 (MDT)
I couldn't agree more, on second thoughts.
On the ring road towards Swaffham. Quite literally going nowhere.
Lager
- Monday, July 22, 2002 at 10:22:30 (MDT)
I'd much rather have a Bullnose Morris silhouette to race
in the East Anglia Modified Saloon Championship. Based at Snetterton
and the Norwich Outer Ring Road
Wanderer
Ach naw - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 09:01:48 (MDT)
flaps
anna shacklady
- Monday, July 22, 2002 at 06:15:28 (MDT)
Damn. You're right. To make that gag work it should have
been a Reliant Kitten....
Lager
- Monday, July 22, 2002 at 04:46:54 (MDT)
I must protest to the Lager.
There is no way you are in a Reliant Robin. You are a factory
BTCC driver, and you know it!
Thanks for the offer of accommodation after I got stranded in
Kettering, but I managed to find a hole of my own...
MJ
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Monday, July 22, 2002 at 04:36:35
(MDT)
I am currently working on a Robin Reliant silhoette, in the
hope that it would be eligable to contest some northern rounds
of a modified production saloon championship.
I am Anita Harris.
Lager
- Monday, July 22, 2002 at 04:04:23 (MDT)
I am currently a T-Car driver. Young and inexperienced and
in need of learning.
Wanderer <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 13:51:43
(MDT)
I am James Kaye
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 04:27:09
(MDT)
Be careful how you answer that ... my hand is hovering over
the phone ... hehehehe
Jules Wah <F@bird.com>
On Matt's "wife's" side - Friday, July 19, 2002 at 01:20:10
(MDT)
Matt, would you say you are currently riding in last years
B&Q Honda or this years Synchro Honda?
Spud <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 17:08:14
(MDT)
DISCLAIMER: For the benefit of all females out there I am
not married. I am in a relationship, but am open to offers.
Consider me like a leading BTCP driver who wants to move up
to the BTCT. I have a good ride at the moment, but am not going
to turn down any offers to increase my experience....
Thankyou
MJ
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 08:51:28
(MDT)
fudge finger
Zippy Monkeybuns
- Thursday, July 18, 2002 at 08:35:44 (MDT)
Married? Wow, that's grown up stuff. I haven't received a
booking for the disco though, so it must be idle rumour.
Anna - may I refer you to the good teachings for a moment? "Lead
us not into temptation....". You see? It's all there for our
guidance. But I'm not joining your Baptist Chuch, Lynne.
Croft: Skirt. Hardly wearing one. The joy of the North East.
Lager
- Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 03:37:26 (MDT)
Matt James is now officially married. Or as near as, goddamit.
But I still love him.
Lager, I know the BTCC pitlane gets crowded at times, but that's
no excuse to reach below with a swift hooked palm - a la backhander
- and try tweaking my small man in a boat/pea in a partially
opened pod/split pistachio shell/black-lipped clam case/bearded
muscle (moule barbue).
What does one do when one loves one but also finds oneself loving
another? Matt and Lager only to answer as they have "been there"
so know about these things. As in: 'I am a man' by William Wordskworth
Croft: skirt.
Anna Shacklady (the return of ...)
- Monday, July 15, 2002 at 10:19:32 (MDT)
Greetings!
Sorry I've been away from the zone for a bit.
Any idea of when the EBF cash can be transfered, it's burning
a hole in my pocket and thats a bit too close to my crown jewels.
I went paintballing yesterday, I have 14 welts on my back, is
there a totaly fit, nubile and lush female out there who wants
to kiss them better?
Ok it's cold shower time, I'll get my shower cap.....
S Wah <somebody@someday.com>
Back from the wilds - Sunday, July 14, 2002 at 04:26:53 (MDT)
Do you like my cones? I got them from a cycling test centre.
Bill Carr <tightwadjockgit@hootsmon.com>
North Cowton - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 00:31:22 (MDT)
Alan Hyde AND Johnny Herbert here in the same place?! How's
a girl to cope when she encounters two of her lifelong heroes?!
<faints>
Andi <andi@btccpages.com>
- Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 14:20:30 (MDT)
It is the real me. I was directed here by my good friend
and fellow Essex sports car ace Ian McKellar Jnr...
JPH <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 04:16:16
(MDT)
is that the real Johnny Herbert???
Philip Bettany
- Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 15:15:15 (MDT)
It's only right and proper that we should welcome a good
Essex lad on here.
Respect. Ai.
Lager
- Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 14:55:14 (MDT)
Hello
Johnny Herbert <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 08:50:35
(MDT)
She's got it. By jove she's got it.
Tis a joyous occasion when we can welcome someone new to the
fold.
A-HAAAAAAAAAA
Lager
- Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 07:30:05 (MDT)
I bought a bag of tungston tip screws, never going to use
them, never going to use them...
Andrea
My bed - Tuesday, July 09, 2002 at 17:22:22 (MDT)
That was ment to be Audi Audi Audi wasn't it?
S Wah <at@at.com>
lost in France - Saturday, July 06, 2002 at 14:02:26 (MDT)
Hire purchase. Coulthard's ex?
Only two tenners an hour. A fair price.
Lizzie <darkside>
Imprisoned - Thursday, July 04, 2002 at 13:45:25 (MDT)
little bit of extra purchase
Beast of Bodmin <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, July 04, 2002 at 08:02:09
(MDT)
Andrea. That's one of my most favourite names that is...
Always brings to mind images of Coulthard's ex-missus....
Matt James <somebody@somewhere.com>
Somewhere, Someplace... - Thursday, July 04, 2002 at 04:36:48
(MDT)
It's FAR too quiet within these here walls at the moment
- British GP this weekend! Fever should be here in abundance!
And Andi, Andi, Andi. We love the fact that you are keen, willing
and able to learn "Partridge". This shows a real desire to move
on in life, and should be commended by all upon this blessed
Guestbook. "Monkey Tennis" is an ideal launch pad - a real classic.
To move on, drop the "anybody" and try it again. You'll feel
good for it. You'll feel pert, even. We like that.
And Wanderer - we like the fact that you have indentified "Partridge"
as at the very least a dialect, and at most a language in it's
own right.
Nice observation - top work.
Lager
- Tuesday, July 02, 2002 at 15:11:30 (MDT)
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